If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Blaze)   You can go to church and pray, but if you use the name Jesus, we'll sue   (theblaze.com) divider line 75
    More: Asinine, Jesus Christ, Jesus Surfed  
•       •       •

11683 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 1:59 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



75 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-02-26 01:26:45 PM  
Wouldnt Prior Art make that patent invalid?
 
2013-02-26 01:31:50 PM  
The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.
 
2013-02-26 01:34:21 PM  

exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.


Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?
 
2013-02-26 01:42:05 PM  
When businesses do stupid shiat to each other (and us), the dumbest person in the room is the one complaining that the government didn't stop them.

The company did what it did on purpose, man.
 
2013-02-26 01:45:27 PM  
There's a whole lot of gardeners in trouble
 
2013-02-26 01:53:34 PM  

exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.


If he doesn't exist then why is his middle initial H?
 
2013-02-26 02:00:58 PM  

Elzar: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

If he doesn't exist then why is his middle initial H?


I'm pretty sure it's F.
 
2013-02-26 02:02:30 PM  

cman: Wouldnt Prior Art make that patent invalid?


Only for a line of sandals.
 
2013-02-26 02:04:25 PM  

exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold. Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.


imageshack.us
 
2013-02-26 02:05:10 PM  
l rem in LA MOMA gift shop there was a range of "pills" produced by Jesus Had A Sister - things like 'Take one of these and you can fly a 747' type gags
 
2013-02-26 02:06:22 PM  
The Blaze? You want us to give them page clicks? EABOD.
 
2013-02-26 02:08:29 PM  

cman: Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?


Especially in Spanish..
 
2013-02-26 02:09:03 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: The Blaze? You want us to give them page clicks? EABOD.


I'd never heard of the site before, but I feel so farking dirty for having gone there.
 
2013-02-26 02:09:51 PM  
Who owns the trademark, then?
 
2013-02-26 02:09:59 PM  
bobcargill.files.wordpress.com

I guess we can expand that to the marketers, shysters, hucksters, and generally the various snake oil salesmen profiting off of his name.
 
2013-02-26 02:10:03 PM  

cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?


Zeus came from  Dyeus.

But I doubt Yeshua came from the same place seeing as how one it's Semitic and Zeus is Indo-European.
 
2013-02-26 02:11:04 PM  
On JesusSurfed.com, he sells t-shirts, hoodies and bandannas that show Jesus Christ holding a surfboard under a palm tree (these images coincide with Anton's belief that if Jesus were alive today, he'd be a surfer).

That's a hellbound way to start your business. Using the Lord's name in vain, serving Mammon, and knowingly basing your enterprise around a violation of the commandment against bearing false witness.
 
2013-02-26 02:11:28 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Who owns the trademark, then?


Ministry?
 
2013-02-26 02:11:30 PM  
Regardless of all the specific derp surrounding this particular story, trademark and patent law needs some serious fine tuning.
 
2013-02-26 02:12:43 PM  

cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Why do you keep calling him Jesus? Does he look Puetro Rican to you?
 
2013-02-26 02:14:24 PM  

cman: Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-26 02:16:56 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold. Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

[imageshack.us image 399x599]


Not a fan of dreadlocks because of their resemblance to cat-vomit / hairballs and weird, weird smell, but that chick is pretty damn hot. Have those hair turds clipped, bathe her, put some Neil Young on the HiFi, and bring her for me to anoint.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:15 PM  
Oh farking wow.

img35.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-26 02:17:31 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 345x146]

Why do you keep calling him Jesus? Does he look Puetro Rican to you?


Too slow I lose.
 
2013-02-26 02:18:01 PM  
Not sure he's wearing jeans...

cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2013-02-26 02:18:34 PM  
I clicked on the link not knowing what the site was and then up from the bowels of the hell of my company's browser popped a picture of Glen Beck.

Subby, I hope you die.
 
2013-02-26 02:25:04 PM  

SlagginOff: I clicked on the link not knowing what the site was and then up from the bowels of the hell of my company's browser popped a picture of Glen Beck.

Subby, I hope you die.


Not even AB+ saved me. Now my day has been ruined by Beck's smarm, which somehow manages to ooze even over tcp/ip.
 
2013-02-26 02:25:34 PM  

jigger: cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?

Zeus came from  Dyeus.

But I doubt Yeshua came from the same place seeing as how one it's Semitic and Zeus is Indo-European.


However, Ἰησοῦς ("Iēsous") is Greek, which is definitely Indo-European.
 
2013-02-26 02:26:59 PM  

SlagginOff: I clicked on the link not knowing what the site was and then up from the bowels of the hell of my company's browser popped a picture of Glen Beck.

Subby, I hope you die.


I believe that Beck is trying to get the "Blaze" channel onto regular cable etc.  I'm a little concerned because I can tell when I look at my TV and that strange orange man is trying to explain why our government no longer represents us that America really is THAT stupid.
 
2013-02-26 02:29:03 PM  

meat0918: [bobcargill.files.wordpress.com image 604x456]

I guess we can expand that to the marketers, shysters, hucksters, and generally the various snake oil salesmen profiting off of his name.


Religion of Peace right? Jesus is so peaceful until he gets all righteous angery - then its ok to be violent...
 
2013-02-26 02:29:07 PM  

puckrock2000: owever, Ἰησοῦς ("Iēsous") is Greek, which is definitely Indo-European.


Yeah, but it's just a greekification of the Hebrew, and Iesus is a Latinization of the Greek, and Jesus is just a gringoification of the Latin.

/IANALanguageScholar
 
2013-02-26 02:29:56 PM  

cman: Wouldnt Prior Art make that patent invalid?



It would, but the same company also trademarked the words "prior" and "art".

And don't try fighting them in court, because they also trademarked "sue", "suit", "lawsuit", "damages", "infringe" and "frivolous".
 
2013-02-26 02:31:29 PM  

cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?



Yeah.

In fact, the Spanish pronunciation of "Jesus" is "Hey-Zeus".
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 02:33:42 PM  

Raharu: Oh farking wow.

[img35.imageshack.us image 800x423]


They made one specifically for Christie?
 
2013-02-26 02:38:31 PM  

vpb: Raharu: Oh farking wow.

[img35.imageshack.us image 800x423]

They made one specifically for Christie?


Just went back... didn't see that there.
 
2013-02-26 02:53:46 PM  

dualplains: TofuTheAlmighty: The Blaze? You want us to give them page clicks? EABOD.

I'd never heard of the site before, but I feel so farking dirty for having gone there.


The Glenn Beck pop-up ad didn't help.
 
2013-02-26 02:55:37 PM  

cman: Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?


"Jee-zuhss"

"Zooss"

Nope, not seeing any similarity whatsoever.
 
2013-02-26 02:57:24 PM  
Blog sites that I avoid clicking from here:
Daily KOS, The Blaze, Daily Caller, Little Green Footballs, WorldNet Daily, and I'll occasionally give National Review Online a click but I always regret it.

Am I missing anything?  I doubt it.
 
2013-02-26 02:57:44 PM  

cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?


If you pronouce Jesus in Spanish it comes out as:  "Hey Zeus"
 
2013-02-26 02:58:10 PM  

Raharu: Oh farking wow.

[img35.imageshack.us image 800x423]


I didn't realize you needed coffins for a mass grave.
 
2013-02-26 03:00:17 PM  

Vodka Zombie: I didn't realize you needed coffins for a mass grave


You can fit a dozen or so in one of those guys, and then the ground doesn't settle as much with decomposition, resulting in less obvious gravesites on Google Maps.
 
2013-02-26 03:00:38 PM  
"How anyone can claim the name Jesus for themselves and put a trademark on it is beyond me," said Jeff Lamont.
and isn't just what the yahoo from the states is trying to do
 
2013-02-26 03:03:10 PM  

factoryconnection: Blog sites that I avoid clicking from here:
Daily KOS, The Blaze, Daily Caller, Little Green Footballs, WorldNet Daily, and I'll occasionally give National Review Online a click but I always regret it.

Am I missing anything?  I doubt it.


Little Green Footballs has mostly centered itself after initially going off the derp end. This should be obvious by reason of the fact that they're almost extinct around here now. Not enough clickthroughs-to-buy-Drew-beer flame bait anymore.

If you're dodging lefty wharrgarbl as well, include Think Progress to your list alongside Daily Kos.
 
2013-02-26 03:05:32 PM  

meat0918: [bobcargill.files.wordpress.com image 604x456]

I guess we can expand that to the marketers, shysters, hucksters, and generally the various snake oil salesmen profiting off of his name.


Jesus Rocks
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-26 03:06:51 PM  

TheGogmagog: meat0918: [bobcargill.files.wordpress.com image 604x456]

I guess we can expand that to the marketers, shysters, hucksters, and generally the various snake oil salesmen profiting off of his name.

Jesus Rocks
[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x562]


Rocks? Nah. Jesus is just all right by me.
 
2013-02-26 03:08:48 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's a whole lot of gardeners in trouble


No kidding. A friend of mine actually has a groundskeeper named Jesus. He's married to her housekeeper, Maria. It takes a lot of self control not to giggle when I go out there and see either one of them.
 
2013-02-26 03:15:51 PM  
That whole...you know...swipe thing?  Up then down, left then right, across the chest?

PATENTED, man.
 
2013-02-26 03:28:48 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/but Esposito scores on the rebound
 
2013-02-26 03:46:35 PM  

cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?


err, yea sorta kinda
the greeks who called him that

Je Sus (of Zeus) aka - the son of god

// Bullshiat religion has bullshiat foundations
/ who knew ?!?
 
2013-02-26 03:47:31 PM  

jigger: cman: exick: The amount of ass kicking that Biblical Jesus would do if he found out that these assholes were fighting legal battles over who gets to profit off his name would be epic to behold.

Guess it's too bad he doesn't exist.

Random statement, but, has anyone else noticed the phonetic similarity betwixt Jesus and Zeus?

Zeus came from  Dyeus.

But I doubt Yeshua came from the same place seeing as how one it's Semitic and Zeus is Indo-European.


Jesus, son of god, born of a mortal woman, going around helping people, performing miracles... hes basically a wussy version of Hercules/Heracles. I mean, picture Jesus... then picture an emaciated Kevin Sorbo with a beard.

And yeah, Glenn Beck popup? Not cool. Wish we could blacklist certain sites on fark...
 
Displayed 50 of 75 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report