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(KSOO Sioux Falls)   Holy Hyperbole Batman - South Dakota Politician Calls MMA the 'Child Porn' of Sports   (ksoo.com) divider line 72
    More: Asinine, Representative Steve Hickey, South Dakota, MMA, mixed martial arts  
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2013-02-26 05:44:29 PM
How much did the Vegas Culinary Union slip this fool to say that?
 
2013-02-26 05:54:11 PM
MMA matches are far more gentle and loving than any of the child porn I've made seen heard of...
 
2013-02-26 06:21:33 PM

ProfessorOhki: Steve Hickey is the child porn of South Dakota Representatives.


This. An all around nutjob with a theocratic ideology.
 
2013-02-26 06:24:10 PM

trotsky: How come I'm not surprised that this abortion of the state has a giant retard speaking up about these things? He probably hails from a town of 150 in the middle of nowhere and considers Applebees the best thing ever when he treats his long suffering wife to a meal. But it can't cost more than $20 and he never leaves a tip.

I hate this place, it's a haven for the densest motherfrakkers I've ever met. They even drive like morons.


Hickey's from the west side of Sioux Falls. It the largest city in SD.


/we have two Applebee's
 
2013-02-26 06:26:39 PM
Hickey's from the west side of Sioux Falls. It the largest city in SD.


/we have two Applebee's
 
2013-02-26 06:42:13 PM
The writer of this article needs an editor.
 
2013-02-26 06:43:11 PM
Is there really that big a difference between MMA and boxing? Punching someone in the face until they are unconscious is somehow less barbaric than twisting someone's arm until they give up?

If MMA is child porn, what's boxing? Barely legal teens?

/they share the characteristic of me not watching either
 
2013-02-26 06:45:15 PM
I guess this is because he gets off on both
 
2013-02-26 06:52:21 PM

George_Spelvin: That is utterly ridiculous.  MMA is not the "child porn" of sports.  It's the "rough gay porn" of sports.  Sheesh.


Yeah, I came here to say this.  Basically, MMA is softcore gay porn for straight boys.

/ Chuck Liddell...droooooool
 
2013-02-26 07:08:39 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: cman: MMA is tame compared to the independent wrestling promotion hardcore wrestling

Hardcore wrestling, which anything goes, is far more dangerous.

Watch The Wrestler. There is a hardcore match in it. That match is actually quite tame to some of the shiat that is out there.

I only watch Super Hardcore II Turbo HD Remix wrestling. It's way more hardcore underground.


"Go home and be a family man!"
 
2013-02-26 07:09:23 PM
That's stupid. Everyone knows MMA isn't child porn. It's gay porn.

/Two sweaty, barefoot dudes grappling in a cage. That's all I'm sayin'.
 
2013-02-26 07:18:47 PM
Shouldn't you assholes be putting togeather a budget?
 
2013-02-26 07:26:10 PM
Clicked on this thread just to find out what MMA was.
"Mixed Martial Arts"?
I guess purists would dislike it but don't see how it's a political issue.
 
2013-02-26 07:37:48 PM

mbillips: That's stupid. Everyone knows MMA isn't child porn. It's gay porn.

/Two sweaty, barefoot dudes grappling in a cage. That's all I'm sayin'.


bwahaahahahah
 
2013-02-26 08:10:16 PM
Do people ever think before they talk? From SD. So glad we made Fark. At least we don't have our own tag.
 
2013-02-26 09:20:33 PM

cman: MMA is tame compared to the independent wrestling promotion hardcore wrestling

Hardcore wrestling, which anything goes, is far more dangerous.

Watch The Wrestler. There is a hardcore match in it. That match is actually quite tame to some of the shiat that is out there.


Psst, hey, mark, it ain't real, yo. For real. I mean, for real it isn't real even if it's real to you, dammit. See, they just pretend to be hurt. The blood? What they do is take a couple aspirin before the show, and nick themselves with a razor blade. The blood will flow from just a tiny cut. The stuff they get hit with? Here's the thing, buddy, they figured out a way to hit you with stuff without it actually destroying your body. The tables? Thin plywood or precut. The barbed wire? They just don't have a lot of barbs. Sorry, but it's not real.
 
2013-02-26 09:22:31 PM
Now that my sarcasm is out of the way, this guy may be on to something. There's a "MMA school" that's local to me, and they have a bunch of kid classes. That seems a tad bit shady to me. There probably is some weirdness going on, so, yeah, maybe it is the child porn of sports.
 
2013-02-26 09:23:49 PM
Holy lack of editing Batman!
 
2013-02-26 09:58:56 PM
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...and a half.
 
2013-02-27 12:13:04 AM
It makes me feel all warm in side to know that politicians have eliminated all other injustice in the world.
 
2013-02-27 12:26:34 PM

psychicdeath99: He heard the term "REAR NAKED CHOKE!!!" and freaked out got a boner.


FTFY
 
2013-02-27 02:43:10 PM
Pitabred:  0100010: Latinwolf: danno_to_infinity:  Latinwolf: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 294x172]
I'm not sure, but I think there's an image here.  it isn't black on white like the usual text, I see some smudges of color.
Could you post a smaller image so it disappears between the pixels, please?
Couldn't find a bigger one but I recall someone in another thread posting it. Be my guest and look for it.
Or just track down the Penny Arcade page it's from...   http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/7/15
That would require you to know it was a Penny Arcade comic in the first place. Thanks for the link, though.


True, have no idea it was from Penny Arcade or would I have assumed it would be since Penny Arcade is not the internet as a whole as some people would try to imply.
 
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