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(NPR)   Meet The Vaportini, a cocktail that is inhaled, not drank. Seriously...what the hell   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Vaportini, University of North Texas, The Salts, Time Out Chicago, West Loop  
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6576 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 9:55 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-26 11:31:51 AM  

genner: Approves...

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If someone hadn't done this for me I'd have posted Guinan myself.

Thanks and keep the faith fellow Trekky
2013-02-26 11:36:20 AM  
Southern ComfortTM administered via atomizer.

Well hell, you wouldn't drink that shiat.
2013-02-26 11:49:59 AM  

PainInTheASP: This is Ron's complete lack of approval:

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And we're done here.

/I'd like a whiskey in liquid form
//do you need to specify?
///apparently yes
2013-02-26 11:59:55 AM  

I'll pay your inhaled drink by letting you smell my wallet, how's that?.
2013-02-26 12:12:20 PM  

IWood: Soiled Underwear: [ image 500x667]
Alcohol WithOut Liquid

Been around for a long time and banned it seems almost everywhere too. His you like a hammer hard for about 20 minutes and then the headache kicks in. Not a lot of fun.

Ask me how I know you've never used one of those.

Go on, I was interested until I read about the ffwd headache part.
2013-02-26 12:22:58 PM  
I realize I play too much Pokemon when I immediately think of a Vaporeon/Dratini fusion...
2013-02-26 12:40:54 PM  
I call bullshiat on the vodka sauna story. Nobody wastes vodka that way in Finland.
2013-02-26 12:44:25 PM  
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I'll stick with a classic Gin and Tonic, thanks.

/It must work
//Never had Malaria
2013-02-26 12:54:14 PM  
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2013-02-26 01:13:10 PM  

Bullseyed: mafiageek1980: umm, no thank you. There's nothing like the feeling of actually opening up a beer/holding a drink in your hand. It's a few moments of pure joy. This just seems...silly.

Note: if this is how you feel about that action, then you have a serious problem with alcoholism and need professional help immediately.

Wow, so being poetic about how nice it is to have a drink on occasion makes me an alchy? Dang, well, I never knew!
2013-02-26 01:15:58 PM  
Fine Cognac in a warm snifter?  It's been done for centuries.
2013-02-26 01:23:04 PM  

AxemRed: I like to drink my alcohol. That device looks like it would be better for meth.

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(Jim) Beam me up Scotty.
2013-02-26 01:33:16 PM  
Brought to you by the geniuses behind artificial insemination.
2013-02-26 01:38:54 PM  
We've had this in DC for decades.  It's called crack.
2013-02-26 01:42:17 PM  

trappedspirit: AverageAmericanGuy: If it's cheaper than drugs, and legal, it sounds like a good deal.

Alcohol am is a drug

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Hello drugs? It's alcohol... You win!
2013-02-26 01:58:24 PM  
Something something gullible hipster douchebags paperboy cap required something something.

On the other hand, dope vapourizers are the shiz.
2013-02-26 02:08:03 PM  
Article complete with picture of hipster douchebag:

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2013-02-26 03:17:04 PM  
Vaporizing is fantastic and a far more preferable alternative to sm.... wait, [RTFA]...  ok, never mind.
2013-02-26 04:00:24 PM  
Back in the day we used to call that stuff Ether.
2013-02-26 04:27:35 PM  
The Duke Nukem of cocktails.
2013-02-26 06:27:10 PM  
2013-02-26 06:34:02 PM  

Surool: Alcohol am is a drug

Alcohol's not a drug.

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It's a drink!
2013-02-26 06:40:47 PM  

iron de havilland: Surool: Alcohol am is a drug

Alcohol's not a drug.

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It's a drink!

Not when you inhale it.
2013-02-26 07:08:30 PM  

genner: iron de havilland: Surool: Alcohol am is a drug

Alcohol's not a drug.

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It's a drink!

Not when you inhale it.

Hope this helps.
2013-02-26 07:58:54 PM  
2013-02-26 09:09:43 PM  
I guess we were ahead of the curve because in the mid 90's some friends and I used to portion out a 26 OZ bottle into a few empty pop bottles and shake the shiat out of them and then use a straw to inhale the vapor. We got farked up for the short term but it was an instant high. Didn't last very long compared to the dinking kind of drunk but it was fun..
2013-02-26 10:09:32 PM  
Meet Seven farking Years Ago and Fifth Thread At Fark.
2013-02-26 10:29:07 PM  
When I order an after-dinner glass of marc, grappa, or some simliar jet fuel, you can really enjoy it by just inhaling the fumes with your mouth and nose at the same's nice! Then you take a TINY sip, let it swish around your mouth (guaranteeing you CAN'T DRIVE without smelling like a ether-soaked babushka), and go again...hell, some of that stuff is pricey, and I want to draw out the experience of fermented leftover lees and stems as long as I can!
2013-02-27 06:46:25 AM  
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