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(NPR)   Meet The Vaportini, a cocktail that is inhaled, not drank. Seriously...what the hell   (npr.org) divider line 79
    More: Stupid, Vaportini, University of North Texas, The Salts, Time Out Chicago, West Loop  
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2013-02-26 09:20:17 AM
I'd try it. It sounds kinda geeky.
 
2013-02-26 09:25:33 AM
www.wired.com
 
2013-02-26 09:31:54 AM
This is Ron's complete lack of approval:

i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-26 09:36:30 AM
drunk, not drank.

i38.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-26 09:48:00 AM
Seems like an incredibly stupid way to get "drunk."
 
2013-02-26 09:58:51 AM
Don't mess with my bourbon delivery methodology.
 
2013-02-26 10:01:34 AM
I saw this in a bar in NYC seven years ago.
 
2013-02-26 10:01:59 AM
Sounds explosive!
 
2013-02-26 10:02:57 AM
Well, on the spectrum of socially-acceptable drug delivery systems, it's a step above grain alcohol enemas.
 
2013-02-26 10:03:12 AM
Let me know when I can get a vodka in a series of light flashes.
 
2013-02-26 10:03:12 AM
No farkin' way.  That is so stupid!  I'll take my alcohol the old fashioned way.  With a needle.
 
2013-02-26 10:03:14 AM
It sounds as lame and as pointless as E-Cigs.
If I am going to ruin my liver and lungs, I want to be able to taste the drink and the tobacco.
 
2013-02-26 10:03:36 AM
I could see that working. You want the deleterious effects of booze, but don't want the calories or the bloated feeling or have to taste the alcohol.

If it's cheaper than drugs, and legal, it sounds like a good deal.
 
2013-02-26 10:03:54 AM
Well, since smoking's on the decrease, we need a new way to get lung cancer...

/wonder what it does to your surfactants
//will probably try it at some point
 
2013-02-26 10:04:24 AM
i485.photobucket.com
Alcohol WithOut Liquid

Been around for a long time and banned it seems almost everywhere too. His you like a hammer hard for about 20 minutes and then the headache kicks in. Not a lot of fun.
 
2013-02-26 10:07:37 AM
We made these things called Vapor Slammers in the 80's.  151 rum lit on fire in a brandy snifter and then smothered out with the palm of your hand.  You'd inhale the vapor and drink the rest of the shot.

/I was just out of high school with my 1st place of my own.
//Really stupid!
///Slashies for the waving of my burnt hand.
 
2013-02-26 10:08:24 AM
Sounds expensive considering there are other alternatives.
 
2013-02-26 10:08:38 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
*FEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRP-P-P-P-P*
My word! It appears that I've overindulged!
 
2013-02-26 10:08:55 AM

PainInTheASP: This is Ron's complete lack of approval:

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Came for this.
 
2013-02-26 10:09:52 AM

PainInTheASP: This is Ron's complete lack of approval:

[i218.photobucket.com image 550x360]


came for ron swanson reference. left satisfied.

/now, where's my lagavulin?
 
2013-02-26 10:10:23 AM
Use to go to this one bar in the 70s that made something called a "Monkey Fu(ker".  I don't know what was in it, you didn't sniff it but man... it sure made you want to go sniff women's crotches after a few.

/was that wrong?
 
2013-02-26 10:10:32 AM
Approves...

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-02-26 10:10:42 AM
Not amused
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-02-26 10:10:53 AM
Really drew? threw away a perfectly good link? Lets try 3 and see what sticks!
tnation.t-nation.com

i.chzbgr.com

The new interface blows, Drew.
 
2013-02-26 10:13:50 AM
The wife and I did this in Switzerland in 2008 with absynth.

/partied like pornstars
 
2013-02-26 10:14:08 AM
I have this every time I flambe something with bourbon...
 
2013-02-26 10:16:19 AM
umm, no thank you. There's nothing like the feeling of actually opening up a beer/holding a drink in your hand. It's a few moments of pure joy. This just seems...silly.
 
2013-02-26 10:17:04 AM
I filled a humidifier with vodka once while living in a small university dorm room.  5 of us sat around, thinking it was the greatest idea ever.  After a couple hours, none of us were drunk but we had the worst headache ever.  I wouldn't recommend it.

/end PSA
 
2013-02-26 10:18:43 AM
Naw I prefer to fill up an enema bag with about 1/2 water and 1/2 wine and by the way, any really cheap wine will do.......
 
2013-02-26 10:19:37 AM
I like to drink my alcohol. That device looks like it would be better for meth.
 
2013-02-26 10:23:29 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: If it's cheaper than drugs, and legal, it sounds like a good deal.


Alcohol am drugs
 
2013-02-26 10:27:11 AM

Soiled Underwear: [i485.photobucket.com image 500x667]
Alcohol WithOut Liquid

Been around for a long time and banned it seems almost everywhere too. His you like a hammer hard for about 20 minutes and then the headache kicks in. Not a lot of fun.


Ask me how I know you've never used one of those.
 
2013-02-26 10:28:04 AM
Part of the awesomeness of bourbon or any whisky is the awesome warm feeling you get in the belly.  No thanks.
 
2013-02-26 10:30:41 AM
FTA:  She enlisted the help of her father, who's an engineer, and started experimenting with a few fancy designs... But ultimately she settled on a simple setup: a hand-blown glass globe with a candle underneath it.

I love how all the engineering experience they had couldn't beat the ol' broken light bulb and a lighter delivery method favored by some of our more...improvisational denizens.
 
2013-02-26 10:31:42 AM

genner: Approves...


Came for this, but not to it
 
2013-02-26 10:33:56 AM
I've been, practically, inhaling my cocktails for years! Oh, wait... you mean literally?
 
2013-02-26 10:34:35 AM
Flammable liquids, glass, open flame.  Sounds safe.
 
2013-02-26 10:37:49 AM
Lit myself on fire one time from alcohol vapors

/did not burn long
//not fun, still have the scars
///would try the drink, though
////bookmark
 
2013-02-26 10:40:04 AM

Endive Wombat: Seems like an incredibly stupid way to get "drunk."


Yeah! It is just like regular drunk except without the full stomach and the potential to throw up and the potential to spill. Why would I want to get rid of all of the negatives from the drinking process and have only positives? Stupid!

Also this is by no means new. There are vaporized energy drinks available currently.
 
2013-02-26 10:40:38 AM
If you're considering this, you may have a problem.
 
2013-02-26 10:42:20 AM

Bullseyed: There are vaporized energy drinks available currently.


Otherwise known as clean mountain air.
 
2013-02-26 10:44:51 AM

mafiageek1980: umm, no thank you. There's nothing like the feeling of actually opening up a beer/holding a drink in your hand. It's a few moments of pure joy. This just seems...silly.


Note: if this is how you feel about that action, then you have a serious problem with alcoholism and need professional help immediately.
 
2013-02-26 11:02:29 AM

PainInTheASP: This is Ron's complete lack of approval:

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Just making sure this was here. Carry on.
 
2013-02-26 11:08:58 AM
I don't really need any help increasing my consumption rate, thank you.
 
2013-02-26 11:17:18 AM
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

Because you are attracted to me but shy and must use your position of authority to impress me?

No. Because you were weaving over the road. Have you had anything to drink tonight?

No sir! I have not had anything to drink tonight. In fact, I'm quite dehydrated. Doesn't that "serve" part of the badge include serving me some water? If so, I'd like it with light ice.

Sir, I believe you are intoxicated. Are you certain that you have had nothing to drink tonight?

Mister policeman, I can inequiva... inequival... inequiv... deny all charges of drinking. Now, if this is a which hunt, I can direct you to my wife. She's cursed my penis with flacididididity. I'm seeing a couple of other witches over at Skanky's Showclub. They can temporarily reverse the curse. The treatments work but, sadly, Obamamcare doesn't cover the costs.

Sir, may I see your license.

I donno. Can I shoot yer gun?

No.

Then, no. Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.

Sir. I am taking you in.

But I told you I was married! To a woman. Not that I'm not flattered.

Stay here, sir. I need to turn off the dash camera.

Man, I wish I had a nickel every time you cops say that. Now, I gotta warn you, Officer Townsend bruised the left kidney pretty badly last week and Officer Shaggs, the K-9 guy not the hairy motorcycle cop, chewed my ankle pretty thoroughly but the rest is open territory.
 
2013-02-26 11:18:12 AM
At last: a fun, hip crack pipe for yuppies.
 
2013-02-26 11:19:13 AM

CipollinaFan: It sounds as lame and as pointless as E-Cigs.
If I am going to ruin my liver and lungs, I want to be able to taste the drink and the tobacco.


You've obviously never used an e-cig.
 
2013-02-26 11:20:26 AM
Vaportini?

crujonessociety.com

Does it come in apple?
 
2013-02-26 11:25:20 AM
Tom Haverford approves
 
mhd
2013-02-26 11:28:21 AM
Isn't this straight from the Logan's Run novel?
 
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