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(The Morning Call)   Man's sweet job quickly sours   (mcall.com) divider line 14
    More: Weird, Bucks County, Janio Salinas Valerda, refiners, desserts, sugars  
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2013-02-26 10:30:02 AM
5 votes:
My uncle over in Ireland used to work at the Guiness factory.  One day some workers came over and said to my aunt, "I'm sorry to say, your husband drowned in a vat of Guiness."
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, did he at least go quickly?"
"No, I'm afraid not, Ma'm, he got out to pee four times."
2013-02-26 10:53:54 AM
4 votes:
He said the death appears to be an accident, but depending on Valerda's physical condition, it could have been the result of an illness.

Diabetes?
2013-02-26 12:48:33 PM
2 votes:
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'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet
2013-02-26 09:55:05 PM
1 votes:

strangeluck: what super powers would you get from sugar, anyway?


The ability to sweet-talk anyone, of course.
2013-02-26 07:09:03 PM
1 votes:

BenJammin: He said the death appears to be an accident, but depending on Valerda's physical condition, it could have been the result of an illness.

Diabetes?


No point in upsetting largest employer in town
2013-02-26 06:40:26 PM
1 votes:
Could have been worse. He could have fallen into a vat of high fructose corn syrup. That stuff's deadly.
2013-02-26 03:18:38 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if they told the family all the details, or if they sugar coated it.
2013-02-26 11:11:24 AM
1 votes:
I bet he's bitter.
2013-02-26 10:50:46 AM
1 votes:
Loves himself some sugar...

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2013-02-26 10:48:08 AM
1 votes:
Valerda's fellow workers were not sure where he was when they called in a subcontractor to check what was stopping up the funnel, Campbell said.

I'm going to guess he was buried under a couple of tons of sugar.
2013-02-26 10:41:25 AM
1 votes:
Well, now I know what to put in my tea.
2013-02-26 10:32:24 AM
1 votes:
No no no: shaving cream is what you fall in. Sugar is what the dog is made of because he won't walk in the rain.

Young people today, I swear.
2013-02-26 10:31:30 AM
1 votes:
Deaths sweet embrace.
2013-02-26 10:09:43 AM
1 votes:
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