BenJammin: He said the death appears to be an accident, but depending on Valerda's physical condition, it could have been the result of an illness.Diabetes?
The One True TheDavid: No no no: shaving cream is what you fall in. Sugar is what the dog is made of because he won't walk in the rain.Young people today, I swear.
PapaChester: I know nothing about the processing of sugar, but it seems to me, that a grate meant to keep people from falling in, would be easy when sifting something as small as grains of sugar.
The One True TheDavid: No no no: shaving cream is what you fall in.
strangeluck: what super powers would you get from sugar, anyway?
Frankenstorm: I bet he's bitter.
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