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2013-02-26 05:10:21 PM  
My favorites were always Sabotage and Like a Prayer.  That list missed the most horrible song EVER to show up at a club, though...  "So Fresh and So Clean"  *shudder*
 
2013-02-26 05:23:30 PM  
"Stripper Girl" by Steel Panther.

/Stripper girl, you're the best
//Up all night on crystal meth
 
2013-02-26 05:36:22 PM  
you go to the strip club and listen to the music when *I* dj

let's see...

godsmack Awake
Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare  (I'm more of a lighting guy, so whoever did this one would get a SHOW)


Rob Zombie.. half his catalog
Same with Manson

I would never play Cherry Pie or Every Rose- they just plain suck.


adding to the list...

Enigma, Sadeness, Return to Innocence
Tool, Prison Sex as mentioned earlier

so many girls wanted to hear Prince's Pussy Control... I told them to tell me what it was about and I would play it. None of them got it right, so, I refused to play it.

Rammstein... Let Me See You Stripped, Du Hast

Kid Rock Cowboy, but anyone who requested that abortion of a song he did with Sheryl Crow would get a frowney face from me

Prodigy Smack My Bitach Up

Kiss, Domino (every damn time it's the same damned thing... that biatch bends over, I forget my name...lol)

Joe Walsh, ILBT


I would open the night with either a live version of Queensyche's Lady Wore Black, or Glen Frey's Smuggler Blues, which is the club owner's favorite song.
 
2013-02-26 05:42:56 PM  
I once saw a stripper do a three song set entirely off Gowan's Strange Animal album!?
 
2013-02-26 05:56:10 PM  

bikerbob59: No Buck Cherry?

 
2013-02-26 05:57:05 PM  
A couple more:

Aerosmith-Ragdoll
Sir-Mix-A Lot-Baby Got Back
 
2013-02-26 06:20:33 PM  

KatjaMouse: I always thought these would make good stripper songs myself:

Angel - Massive Attack
The Hop - Radio Citizen


This times a million!

Especially Angel...even the wife said that would be an awesome stripper song when that album first came out.
 
2013-02-26 06:24:51 PM  
Wow, how long did it take that author to write that article?  Talk about some old songs.
 
2013-02-26 06:30:48 PM  
It's obvious I haven't been in a club in a long time, I only recognize two of the ten. Oregon clubs are boring.
 
2013-02-26 06:53:47 PM  
A lot of good old NIN songs mentioned. Saw a girl dance to "Something I can Never Have" one night in San Diego. I thought it was an awesome choice but her boss was not amused.
 
2013-02-26 07:04:18 PM  

hundreddollarman: "Stripper Girl" by Steel Panther.

/Stripper girl, you're the best
//Up all night on crystal meth


So much this. Also, anything from Appetite for Destruction.
 
2013-02-26 07:30:07 PM  
I've never heard any of those songs in a strip club.

/Gucci Manes' Freaky Gurl is the best ever...only in a strip club though.
 
2013-02-26 07:39:29 PM  
How about Damn Yankees, "Coming of Age"...Wow, I need to get back to a boob bar soon. Been ages!

Link
 
2013-02-26 07:49:33 PM  
Years ago, I read on Fark that David Lee Roth's "Sensible Shoes" should have been on that list.
 
2013-02-26 08:37:29 PM  
Expected NIN 'Closer' and Rob Zonbie 'Living Dead Girl' or.. More Human, Than Human (still my favorite memory of a girl dancing ever is to more human...)
 
2013-02-26 08:45:22 PM  
Do they not play Black Velvet anymore?
 
2013-02-26 08:46:51 PM  
Still no sex in the Champagne room...
 
2013-02-26 08:47:32 PM  
No 'Crazy biatch' by Buckcherry? No 'Hot For Teacher' by Van Halen?

List fails.
 
2013-02-26 08:56:35 PM  

John Buck 41: No 'Crazy Biatch' by Buckcherry? No 'Hot For Teacher' by Van Halen?

List fails.


Aarrgghh. Should've read all the posts first.
 
2013-02-26 09:18:55 PM  
Prince demands a recount.

Darling Nikki (already mentioned)
Vanity Six - Nasty Girl
Erotic City
It
etc.
 
2013-02-26 09:29:42 PM  
Surprised no one linked  Calling Sister Midnight. But if the DJ starts playing this, run don't walk to the nearest exit.
 
2013-02-26 09:52:44 PM  
For some reason, this is the first song I think of when I think of strippers.
INXS- Never Tear Us Apart
 
2013-02-26 10:25:21 PM  
Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen works surprisingly well also.
 
2013-02-26 10:43:37 PM  
CSB:
About 15 years ago, my buddy was DJ'ing at a strip club in Center City Philadelphia, and I was there as his "assistant." New girl, first few days in the business, had just started working there. Customarily, the girls would give a few of their tips to the DJ, not a lot, just maybe $5-$10 per set. This girl wasn't having any of it. "I'm the one dancing out there, why should I give you any of my money." So after three sets with no tip he told her to just pay attention to her next set and she'd see why tipping the DJ is important.

Next set he made her dance to The Peanuts theme -"Linus and Lucy" from the Charlie Brown Christmas Album. 3 times.
Obviously she tipped him after that.

End CSB.
 
2013-02-26 10:50:41 PM  
Undressed To Kill - Jethro Tull
 
2013-02-26 10:55:34 PM  

Onkel Buck: I was at a "gentlemens club" one night and the dancer did her set to "Prison Sex" by Tool. I tipped her heavily. I'll reward any stripper that is going to put a little thought into her music and try and be original and dance to something different rather than 10 stand bys listed in TFA.


Pretty awesome. Don't do the strip clubs but got no problem with em. Good for her to think a little dirge metal would be a good idea.

...now release the new goddam album fer chrissakes!
 
2013-02-26 11:05:30 PM  

CujoQuarrel: It's mostly all hip hop/rap these days.

Or so I've been told.


The place I go is just outside Gary, Indiana. There are two clubs, perhaps a mile from each other. They are segregated by clientele, though the staff at both are racially integrated.

The club I visit is owned by a large corporation. The DJs are not allowed to play rap or hip hop except from a narrow list of approved tracks, and country music is in the normal rotation. I'm told that the alcohol selection and pricing is also a bit different to discourage the, er, urban customer as well.
 I'm not sure if it's tactic racism on behalf of the customer base of a management decision, but it's pretty obvious that the difference exists.
 
2013-02-26 11:10:09 PM  
I have sometimes considered trying to start my own strip club, just so I could force the DJ to stop playing the shiatty 80's music listed in TFA.  Only newer bands like Morcheeba, NIN, Portishead, Stars, Nico Vega, Metric, etc.
 
2013-02-26 11:32:07 PM  
I've never heard of half of the songs in the list
 
2013-02-27 12:04:09 AM  
A girl dancing to Passenger by the Deftones, among the best damn experiences of my life.
 
2013-02-27 12:15:26 AM  

Just_a_Bear: I've never heard of half of the songs in the list


That's ok. You'll get older and one day, and that day comes far far too soon, you'll run into people half your age who have never heard of half of the music you grew up with too.
 
2013-02-27 12:34:35 AM  

Hungmung: A girl dancing to Passenger by the Deftones, among the best damn experiences of my life.


the stripper I bang gets naked every time she hears Deftones  :)

I'm going to DJ Thursday night... gonna load down the 'puter with Steel Panther (Asian Hooker!! The Shocker, and Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)... lol)

this thread made me miss DJing the strip clubs  :)
 
2013-02-27 01:59:54 AM  
Cab Calloway's, Minnie the Moocher
 
2013-02-27 04:17:30 AM  

tom baker's scarf: Still no sex in the Champagne room...


Depends on the club and the 'Champagne room'
 
2013-02-27 08:00:33 AM  

sonnyboy11: Onkel Buck: I was at a "gentlemens club" one night and the dancer did her set to "Prison Sex" by Tool. I tipped her heavily. I'll reward any stripper that is going to put a little thought into her music and try and be original and dance to something different rather than 10 stand bys listed in TFA.

Pretty awesome. Don't do the strip clubs but got no problem with em. Good for her to think a little dirge metal would be a good idea.

...now release the new goddam album fer chrissakes!


Guess I should have prefaced that this happened years ago when I was in the service and hung out in titty bars in Hinesville, Ga/Ft Stewart a lot.
Yes release a damn album already!

/Bo'maz FTW!
 
2013-02-27 08:05:23 AM  

CujoQuarrel: tom baker's scarf: Still no sex in the Champagne room...

Depends on the club and the 'Champagne room'


That is actually very true.

Sometimes there is sex in the "champagne room", but it will cost you more than a lap dance.
 
2013-02-27 10:02:39 AM  
List fails without...........

Stranglehold - Ted Nugent
She's A Beauty - The Tubes
 
2013-02-27 11:12:05 AM  

JohnnyCanuck: Warrant's, "Cherry Pie" must be on that list.  Did not rtfa, but I think I heard that every time I ventured into a peeler bar...usually in Quebec.

\my GF recently filled her car's USB drive with a bunch of old 80s/90s stuff for some reason. She's been singing and wiggling to that song for a week or so now. She actually has some pretty good stripper moves.


I'm an oldie but i recall a day when Phil Collins "in hte air tonight" and Ac/dc you shook me all night long ruled the peeler bars.

also in the quebec theme the dj's in la belle province would usually introduce the dancer with " Madams et Monsieurs please put your ands togedder for....    Angele"
 
2013-02-27 04:43:57 PM  

Cream of Meat: I can tell there's no black people on fark or Juicy J - Bands A Make Her Dance would have been listed already.


I concur. Might I add Rick Ross "Bag of Money" and Tyga "Bouncin' On My Dick".

/White
 
2013-02-27 11:48:30 PM  
No Van Halen or ZZ Top?  an incomplete list.

/i used to hate the 1:30 am "Purple Rain/HC" combo on a Monday night
//former bartender at a titty club
 
2013-02-28 07:13:06 AM  
The thrift culture here in Portland was cool way before some stupid rap song. You've probably never heard of it.
 
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