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2013-02-26 01:02:40 PM
I always thought these would make good stripper songs myself:

Angel - Massive Attack
The Hop - Radio Citizen
 
2013-02-26 01:06:43 PM
Every Rose Has It's Thorn

How could this be left off?
/fail
 
2013-02-26 01:07:34 PM
Yes, and I immediately spotted my misuse of "It's"

/fail again
 
2013-02-26 01:08:28 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

No love for Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher'?
pnsfw, as if you should need to be told that about a youtube link in a stripper thread.
 
2013-02-26 01:08:33 PM

mitchcumstein1: I've never heard most of those songs in a strip joint.


I hardly EVER go to strip joints, and I've heard almost all of them. Including "The Final Countdown", which I think made post #2. You also hear "Welcome to the Jungle" quite often. Not having "Girls, Girls, Girls" is stupid for a strip club, because the song is actually ABOUT strip clubs.
 
2013-02-26 01:09:54 PM
All I ever hear is those dipsh**t Motley Crue songs.....Like they have another kind.
 
2013-02-26 01:10:17 PM
I briefly dated a stripper who would dance to "The Ballad of Dwight Frye" by Alice Cooper.

Yes, she did a straight jacket escape in her routine.
 
2013-02-26 01:11:31 PM

likefunbutnot: My real-life social circle includes a bunch of strippers.  I've never in my entire life heard six of those songs though I think the Nine Inch Nails song is on approximately hourly rotation.

Since I usually see my friends right as the place is opening, what I like to do is find the most weird and inappropriate things for girls to dance to. One recent example: "The Terrible Secret of Space."


I do not go to strip clubs, but if I were so inclined to do the same, I think I'd go with The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.
 
2013-02-26 01:16:28 PM
Saw a young lady dance to the Ting-Ting's "That's not my name..."  Found that interesting to say the least.
 
2013-02-26 01:20:10 PM
List fails without Crazy biatch by Buckcherry. That's literally the only place I've ever heard that song, and it's played often.
 
2013-02-26 01:28:21 PM
Warrant's, "Cherry Pie" must be on that list.  Did not rtfa, but I think I heard that every time I ventured into a peeler bar...usually in Quebec.

\my GF recently filled her car's USB drive with a bunch of old 80s/90s stuff for some reason. She's been singing and wiggling to that song for a week or so now. She actually has some pretty good stripper moves.
 
2013-02-26 01:29:01 PM

Godscrack: The last time my hetero friends dragged me to a strip club with them, I was surprised to hear the dj play Sober by Tool.

Great bass line made for nasty grindings. Arrrrr.


About the only time I've been pleasantly surprised at a titty bar was the girl dancing to Bombtrack. I was a bit shocked at how solid her routine was.
 
2013-02-26 01:41:58 PM

Gosling: I do not go to strip clubs, but if I were so inclined to do the same, I think I'd go with The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.


I shall add that to the list posthaste.

One of my friends dances to stuff like Gangnam Style or an accordion version of "Flight of the Bumblebee" when she doesn't feel like being on stage, just to annoy the customers, who are mostly old enough to be her grandfather.

Also "This is Halloween" from The Nightmare Before Christmas is in her year-round play list.
 
2013-02-26 01:42:19 PM
Daddy's Little Girl?
 
2013-02-26 01:50:02 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I once saw a girl do a strip to Godsmack's Voodoo. It was slow, seductive, and so insanely sexy.

It doesn't happen often, but once every so often you can find a stripper with actual talent and creativity.


Knew a girl at this titty bar outside of Ft. Hood that would dance to that one, and Godsmacks "Go Away". She started out as a bartender there then became a dancer. Short little spinner type girl. Ahhh, memories.
Here and there I'll find the rare girl that dances to some Type-O Neg. There's a few of their songs that are perfect slow sensuous stripping songs.
 
2013-02-26 01:50:03 PM
Creedence Clearwater Revival is mandatory at some point.
 
2013-02-26 01:52:28 PM

SandmanEsq: Lords of Acid: Show Me Your Pussy.


Also acceptable - I Sit on Acid
 
2013-02-26 02:02:32 PM

Special J: Every Rose Has It's Thorn

How could this be left off?
/fail


It was inspired by Brett Michaels stripper girlfriend who he caught cheating on him so Im going to agree with you. But Im sure there is some biatch named Destiny or Diamond out there that does some kind of clumsy interpertive dance  to it
 
2013-02-26 02:10:30 PM
In the 90's every stripper danced to one Ace of Base song or another. Every. Single. One.
 
2013-02-26 02:13:14 PM

sforce: How do they not have T-Pain (no clue who he is) - I'm in Love with a Stripper on that list?


was thinking the same thing, only i was expecting the wyclef edition:

perfect gentleman

also, probably not too popular these days but this got a lot of play a while ago:

i want it that way
 
2013-02-26 02:21:24 PM

The Silver Mullet: In the 90's every stripper danced to one Ace of Base song or another. Every. Single. One.


I'll see your Ace of Bass and raise with Enigma - Mea Culpa
 
2013-02-26 02:25:48 PM
As someone who is currently dating a stripper, I'm getting a kick out of this list... it needs more "Porn Star Dancing" though. That song is perfect for the club and she routinely dances to it. She's also danced to Rush's "Limelight" before when I was there because she knows that I'm a huge Rush geek. Surprisingly, it worked pretty well. There's also another girl I know at the club that routinely dances to Primus - "Jerry Was A Racecar Driver", "Laquor Head" and "Frizzle Fry".

I guess the moral of the story is that boobies go with almost ANY music/artist.
 
2013-02-26 02:25:52 PM

Gulper Eel: [upload.wikimedia.org image 281x285]

No?


That's. farking. awesome.
 
2013-02-26 02:31:45 PM

Happy Hours: Gulper Eel: [upload.wikimedia.org image 281x285]

No?

I'm familiar with that band and those songs, but I've never seen that artwork.

And I own every KC album up until at least a few years ago.

Weird.

And I've never heard Crimson in a strip club although there's a story that I've heard about Robert Fripp staying in a hotel one time and turning on some cheap-ass soft porn movie and they were using Lark's Tongue in Aspic (presumably part 2) as a soundtrack.

Needless to say he was not pleased that someone was ripping his music off without giving him royalties.


It was Emmanuelle that used "LTIA Pt. II," so actually a pretty big-name film.  Supposedly a big-band arrangement.

\according to In the Court of King Crimson, anyway
 
2013-02-26 02:34:06 PM
Quite possibly the best tune for stripping:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeawPUpTHJA

Goldfrapp's "Strict Machine."  Strange video; awesome tune.
 
2013-02-26 02:35:27 PM
No 'Flesh for Fantasy' (Billy Idol)?
Listfail.
 
2013-02-26 02:38:34 PM

Snapper Carr: SandmanEsq: Lords of Acid: Show Me Your Pussy.

Also acceptable - I Sit on Acid


Alternate: I Must Increase My Bust
 
2013-02-26 02:39:18 PM
Who the fark goes to a strip club and listens to the music?
 
2013-02-26 02:43:49 PM
My favourite routine ever (at least that I can recall through the haze) was one set to an Alice in Chains medley.  Jilly's in TO.  It's a dive strip club that cheerfully admits that it's a dive strip club.
 
2013-02-26 02:46:11 PM
Tool:  Sober
 
2013-02-26 02:47:48 PM

ReapTheChaos: Who the fark goes to a strip club and listens to the music?


When I was stationed at Ft. Hood in Texas, most of the bars and clubs in the area played country, rap, or dance/techno. Strip bars were about the only place I could go to and drink and listen to mostly rock music. The scenery was an added bonus.
 
2013-02-26 02:51:09 PM

Onkel Buck: Special J: Every Rose Has It's Thorn

How could this be left off?
/fail

It was inspired by Brett Michaels stripper girlfriend who he caught cheating on him so Im going to agree with you. But Im sure there is some biatch named Destiny or Diamond out there that does some kind of clumsy interpertive dance  to it


She's back for the very best part of her show!
 
2013-02-26 02:51:34 PM

likefunbutnot: My real-life social circle includes a bunch of strippers.  I've never in my entire life heard six of those songs though I think the Nine Inch Nails song is on approximately hourly rotation.

Since I usually see my friends right as the place is opening, what I like to do is find the most weird and inappropriate things for girls to dance to. One recent example: "The Terrible Secret of Space."


Can't read the list (blocked at word) but I have to assume that "Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap" is on it. I knew a stripper who did a dance to "Hotel California" which not being an Eagles fan almost made me into one.

If you want a weird, tough one to have them dance to, might I suggest "Sing, Sing, Sing" by Benny Goodman. The Carnegie Hall, live, 12 minute version. 1938. The song has more energy then most any stripper can muster. You are probably familiar with the song even if you don't know it yet.
 
2013-02-26 02:53:42 PM

Mikey1969: I hardly EVER go to strip joints, and I've heard almost all of them. Including "The Final Countdown", which I think made post #2. You also hear "Welcome to the Jungle" quite often. Not having "Girls, Girls, Girls" is stupid for a strip club, because the song is actually ABOUT strip clubs.


Yeah, I stopped going to strip clubs a while ago aside from very rare occasions. Probably averaged about once every 3 years for the past decade, but when I did go Welcome to the Jungle and Girls, Girls, Girls were were quite popular.

I don't ever remember hearing Final Countdown though.

Those songs are kind of old now. I can't even remember what they played the last time I went to a strip club. I probably didn't even recognize most of the music.

What constitutes "old music" though? Last week I walked into a liquor store and Blister in the Sun by the Violent Femmes was playing. I said to the guy that I hadn't heard that in a while. He said "it's not an old song, but I haven't heard it in a while either". FFS, the song is 30 years old and that doesn't count as old yet?

I didn't bother to get into an argument, but what is old? Is Jailhouse Rock old? Are the Beatles old? What about Sonny and Cher? Or KC and the Sunshine Band? Or Foghat? .38 Special?

I'm not sure how old the guy who said that was, but I'm thinking he's at least 10 years younger than me if not 20 so that was a new song when he should have still been watching Sesame Street or maybe not even born yet.

Yeah, I'll say that song is old and probably even qualifies as "classic rock" by now even if that makes me feel even older.

Dammit, I remember when "classic rock" meant old Steppenwolf tunes and I refused to like bands like the Violent Femmes because I was too much of a hipster except we didn't call it being a hipster back then. But you gotta admit, Blister in the Sun is a good tune.
 
2013-02-26 02:57:32 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-26 02:58:33 PM

buckstar: Tool:  Sober


Now why didn't I think of that?
 
2013-02-26 03:00:40 PM

NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.


This, and list fails w/o "She Talks To Angels".
 
2013-02-26 03:00:46 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 541x393]


Didn't it turn out that the girl's mother actually shoveled driveways for charity money?
 
2013-02-26 03:16:14 PM

DonkeyDixon: I was getting a lap dance once and whoever was on stage had the DJ play Stairway to Heaven. Def got my $20 worth but boy was my dancer pissed


Too bad it wasn't Echoes.
 
2013-02-26 03:16:41 PM

KatjaMouse: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 541x393]

Didn't it turn out that the girl's mother actually shoveled driveways for charity money?


I seem to remember it being that she worked at Home Depot and that was the last snow shovel...

Or something.
 
2013-02-26 03:17:18 PM

KatjaMouse: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 541x393]

Didn't it turn out that the girl's mother actually shoveled driveways for charity money?


The story I've seen attached to it was her mother worked at Home Depot and had one last snow shovel to sell with a blizzard inbound. Guys were waving cash at her for it.

I have no idea if any of those stories are true.
 
2013-02-26 03:19:56 PM
It has been a few years since I have been to strip clubs butJocelyn Enriquez - A Little Bit of Ecstasy used to be played quite regularly
 
2013-02-26 03:31:39 PM

mcmnky: NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.

Even the 2 live crew?


Yeah, I remember playing it a few times.  Not nearly as much as some of the others.  Always did a shiat-ton of Poison, Def Leppard, that sort of stuff.  For the most part, guys don't give a shiat, so I'd play whatever the girls wanted.  The worst is when some guy thinks he's at a party and starts requesting stuff.
 
2013-02-26 03:33:51 PM
It's mostly all hip hop/rap these days.

Or so I've been told.
 
2013-02-26 03:56:23 PM
 
2013-02-26 04:02:21 PM
Buckcherry "Crazy Biatch" every damn time.  Song sucks so hard...like a crazy biatch
 
2013-02-26 04:04:39 PM
I fell in love with a stripper who danced to 'Eye in the Sky' by the Alan Parsons Project. She seemed soooo relevant at the time.
 
2013-02-26 04:05:10 PM

GypsyJoker: Quite possibly the best tune for stripping:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeawPUpTHJA

Goldfrapp's "Strict Machine."  Strange video; awesome tune.


So here's maypole dancers
 
2013-02-26 04:11:02 PM

KatjaMouse: I always thought these would make good stripper songs myself:

Angel - Massive Attack
The Hop - Radio Citizen


Thanks for reminding me:

"Be Thankful For What You've Got"

NSFW Vid - It's a stripper, stripping.

cdn.massiveattack.ie
 
2013-02-26 04:38:00 PM
I thought the standard stripper song was "More Human Than Human"
 
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