Gulper Eel: [upload.wikimedia.org image 281x285]No?
mitchcumstein1: I've never heard most of those songs in a strip joint.
NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate. The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.
Marshal805: I am so glad Kelis disappeared. "Milkshake" was one of the most ANNOYING songs I've ever heard.
Happy Hours: NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate. The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.As a former strip club patron, I can also confirm this list.- and some of the others people have mentioned in this thread.My favorite strip club song has to be November Rain, but that's only because I really dug the chick who gave me a lap dance to it.And yeah - we left the club together. Was friends for a few years. I wish I had kept up with her. She was hotter than your average stripper./hooray for titty bars//sort of wish there was one in my town///Hunt Club does not count. You suck Hunt Club.
DonkeyDixon: I was getting a lap dance once and whoever was on stage had the DJ play Stairway to Heaven. Def got my $20 worth but boy was my dancer pissed
titwrench: This long and no mention of Black Velvet? I think strip clubs are the only place to hear that song. Of course I haven't been to a strip club in 6 years so it may have changed.
Maud Dib: Hearing this pleasantly surprised me, and the gal was hot to boot.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Uuarao5hM
hundreddollarman: You'd be surprised at some of the songs strippers exotic dancers will dance to. I heard "Gangnam Style" playing at a club last month. It was almost like someone divided by zero.
Happy Hours: Gulper Eel: [upload.wikimedia.org image 281x285]No?I'm familiar with that band and those songs, but I've never seen that artwork.And I own every KC album up until at least a few years ago.Weird.And I've never heard Crimson in a strip club although there's a story that I've heard about Robert Fripp staying in a hotel one time and turning on some cheap-ass soft porn movie and they were using Lark's Tongue in Aspic (presumably part 2) as a soundtrack.Needless to say he was not pleased that someone was ripping his music off without giving him royalties.Speaking of KC stories, my favorite one is where a guy in a wheelchair went to a KC show. They wheeled him right up to the front and Fripp made sure he got a good spot and he sat there and enjoyed the show and when it was over he leaped out of his wheelchair and yelled "Robert Fripp has healed me!" And ran out of the concert hall with a tape deck that he had used to record it.I dunno if that's actually true, but it's a fun story. Fripp hates bootleggers almost as much as he hates record companies.
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