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2013-02-26 10:00:20 AM
991.com
 
2013-02-26 10:08:50 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

No?
 
2013-02-26 10:14:26 AM
They played this at the beginning of the night shift every night at Diamond Dolls

upload.wikimedia.org

/ex was a stripper
 
2013-02-26 10:16:16 AM
WTF I've never heard Me So Horny played at a strip club, ever.
 
2013-02-26 10:21:36 AM
I've never heard most of those songs in a strip joint.
 
2013-02-26 10:53:14 AM
The last time my hetero friends dragged me to a strip club with them, I was surprised to hear the dj play Sober by Tool.

Great bass line made for nasty grindings. Arrrrr.
 
mhd
2013-02-26 11:24:25 AM
MOTORIN'!
 
2013-02-26 11:26:30 AM
 
2013-02-26 11:27:40 AM
Hearing this pleasantly surprised me, and the gal was hot to boot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Uuarao5hM
 
2013-02-26 11:29:56 AM
I don't go to nudie bars for the music.
 
2013-02-26 11:30:53 AM

Gulper Eel: [upload.wikimedia.org image 281x285]

No?


I'm familiar with that band and those songs, but I've never seen that artwork.

And I own every KC album up until at least a few years ago.

Weird.

And I've never heard Crimson in a strip club although there's a story that I've heard about Robert Fripp staying in a hotel one time and turning on some cheap-ass soft porn movie and they were using Lark's Tongue in Aspic (presumably part 2) as a soundtrack.

Needless to say he was not pleased that someone was ripping his music off without giving him royalties.

Speaking of KC stories, my favorite one is where a guy in a wheelchair went to a KC show. They wheeled him right up to the front and Fripp made sure he got a good spot and he sat there and enjoyed the show and when it was over he leaped out of his wheelchair and yelled "Robert Fripp has healed me!" And ran out of the concert hall with a tape deck that he had used to record it.

I dunno if that's actually true, but it's a fun story. Fripp hates bootleggers almost as much as he hates record companies.
 
2013-02-26 11:31:46 AM

mitchcumstein1: I've never heard most of those songs in a strip joint.


This. I've been going to the same strip club for years. I've heard Cherry Pie and Closer countless times. Of the rest, maybe Brickhouse once or twice when some thick chick gets on stage. Eventually a song gets to played out for even the strip club to use.

Favorite strip club song? Prince: Darling Nikki
 
2013-02-26 11:32:08 AM
I am so glad Kelis disappeared. "Milkshake" was one of the most ANNOYING songs I've ever heard.
 
2013-02-26 11:34:30 AM
 
2013-02-26 11:36:13 AM
As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.
 
2013-02-26 11:38:20 AM
Strip clubs with DJs? Then what will the ladies do with all the quarters you give them?

By the way, off the top of my head I recall hearing "Hot Blooded" and "Ring My Bell." And some slow ballads for the juicy bits but by then I'd gone temporarily deaf, like the puppy does when she finds fresh cat shiat.
 
2013-02-26 11:38:47 AM
Lords of Acid: Show Me Your Pussy.
 
mhd
2013-02-26 11:39:09 AM
 
2013-02-26 11:41:29 AM

NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.


Even the 2 live crew?
 
2013-02-26 11:42:03 AM

NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.


As a former strip club patron, I can also confirm this list.- and some of the others people have mentioned in this thread.

My favorite strip club song has to be November Rain, but that's only because I really dug the chick who gave me a lap dance to it.

And yeah - we left the club together. Was friends for a few years. I wish I had kept up with her. She was hotter than your average stripper.

/hooray for titty bars
//sort of wish there was one in my town
///Hunt Club does not count. You suck Hunt Club.
 
2013-02-26 11:45:50 AM
 
2013-02-26 11:47:15 AM
Pretty much anything by Kid Rock, KoRn, Tool, Disturbed, etc.

Oh, and some ghetto rap for the hoodrat strippers...
 
2013-02-26 11:48:25 AM
 
2013-02-26 11:48:46 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-26 11:54:29 AM

Marshal805: I am so glad Kelis disappeared. "Milkshake" was one of the most ANNOYING songs I've ever heard.


I thought she just changed her name to Nikki Minaj.
 
2013-02-26 11:58:35 AM
No "Lumberjacker"?

/FAIL
 
2013-02-26 12:01:39 PM
What, no Stevie Ray Vaughan?

"Look at Little Sister" seems to also be a strip club staple.
 
2013-02-26 12:04:01 PM

Happy Hours: NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.

As a former strip club patron, I can also confirm this list.- and some of the others people have mentioned in this thread.

My favorite strip club song has to be November Rain, but that's only because I really dug the chick who gave me a lap dance to it.

And yeah - we left the club together. Was friends for a few years. I wish I had kept up with her. She was hotter than your average stripper.

/hooray for titty bars
//sort of wish there was one in my town
///Hunt Club does not count. You suck Hunt Club.


That.
List is pretty accurate, although the rap songs aren't quite as accurate. I also hear a lot of Rage Against the Machine (various songs), Marilyn Manson's cover of Tainted Love, and of all things AWOL Nation's Sail.
 
2013-02-26 12:05:21 PM
One more they forgot:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-26 12:05:43 PM
Surprised that NiN Head Like A Hole isn't on that list. The first time I heard that song was at a strip club.
 
2013-02-26 12:06:20 PM
 
2013-02-26 12:07:55 PM
I was getting a lap dance once and whoever was on stage had the DJ play Stairway to Heaven. Def got my $20 worth but boy was my dancer pissed
 
2013-02-26 12:08:42 PM
My real-life social circle includes a bunch of strippers.  I've never in my entire life heard six of those songs though I think the Nine Inch Nails song is on approximately hourly rotation.

Since I usually see my friends right as the place is opening, what I like to do is find the most weird and inappropriate things for girls to dance to. One recent example: "The Terrible Secret of Space."
 
2013-02-26 12:12:19 PM
Needs some songs by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult

Bascailly any song off of Sexplosion or Hit and Run Holiday. Heck, even the movie Showgirls used TKK songs in their club scenes.
 
2013-02-26 12:15:26 PM
This long and no mention of Black Velvet? I think strip clubs are the only place to hear that song. Of course I haven't been to a strip club in 6 years so it may have changed.
 
2013-02-26 12:20:10 PM
I can tell there's no black people on fark or Juicy J - Bands A Make Her Dance would have been listed already.
 
2013-02-26 12:20:51 PM
CRTFA at work, but one I used to hear EVERY TIME I'd go to a strip club was Nazareth's Hair of the Dog.
 
2013-02-26 12:23:30 PM

DonkeyDixon: I was getting a lap dance once and whoever was on stage had the DJ play Stairway to Heaven. Def got my $20 worth but boy was my dancer pissed


Next time, resist the urge to air guitar.

Here... have a stripper on me.
www.mousesear.com
 
2013-02-26 12:24:42 PM
Tool's "Stinkfist"?
 
2013-02-26 12:26:40 PM

titwrench: This long and no mention of Black Velvet? I think strip clubs are the only place to hear that song. Of course I haven't been to a strip club in 6 years so it may have changed.


Hit any karaoke bar. If there's a big girl there, she's probably gonna sing Black Velvet.
 
2013-02-26 12:27:06 PM
I've heard Santeria every time i've been to a "club"
 
2013-02-26 12:31:48 PM
Jade stage 4. Jade stage 4.
 
2013-02-26 12:32:49 PM
No Buck Cherry?
 
2013-02-26 12:38:28 PM
I was at a "gentlemens club" one night and the dancer did her set to "Prison Sex" by Tool. I tipped her heavily. I'll reward any stripper that is going to put a little thought into her music and try and be original and dance to something different rather than 10 stand bys listed in TFA.
 
2013-02-26 12:38:53 PM
I once saw a girl do a strip to Godsmack's Voodoo. It was slow, seductive, and so insanely sexy.

It doesn't happen often, but once every so often you can find a stripper with actual talent and creativity.
 
2013-02-26 12:46:44 PM
You'd be surprised at some of the songs strippers exotic dancers will dance to. I heard "Gangnam Style" playing at a club last month. It was almost like someone divided by zero.
 
2013-02-26 12:53:53 PM
Just once I'd like to hear some Tom Waits, he's done some great stripper songs:

Pasties and a G-String (video may be nsfw)
All Stripped Down
Going Out West
 
2013-02-26 12:54:46 PM

Maud Dib: Hearing this pleasantly surprised me, and the gal was hot to boot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Uuarao5hM


Nice one!

Among the few songs that surprised me, we have:

Minimalistix - Struggle For Pleasure (Filterheadz Remix)

Miss Kitten and the Hacker - Frank Sinatra

Sasha Ushuaia - Closing Party, Part 2

Honey Claws - Digital Animal (this only a few weeks after I'd initially heard it on Breaking Bad - needless to say, I was definitely stoked)
 
2013-02-26 12:56:09 PM

hundreddollarman: You'd be surprised at some of the songs strippers exotic dancers will dance to. I heard "Gangnam Style" playing at a club last month. It was almost like someone divided by zero.


I saw one dance to a Steely Dan tune. It seemed out of place but then again it was the afternoon shift.
 
2013-02-26 01:02:27 PM

Happy Hours: Gulper Eel: [upload.wikimedia.org image 281x285]

No?

I'm familiar with that band and those songs, but I've never seen that artwork.

And I own every KC album up until at least a few years ago.

Weird.

And I've never heard Crimson in a strip club although there's a story that I've heard about Robert Fripp staying in a hotel one time and turning on some cheap-ass soft porn movie and they were using Lark's Tongue in Aspic (presumably part 2) as a soundtrack.

Needless to say he was not pleased that someone was ripping his music off without giving him royalties.

Speaking of KC stories, my favorite one is where a guy in a wheelchair went to a KC show. They wheeled him right up to the front and Fripp made sure he got a good spot and he sat there and enjoyed the show and when it was over he leaped out of his wheelchair and yelled "Robert Fripp has healed me!" And ran out of the concert hall with a tape deck that he had used to record it.

I dunno if that's actually true, but it's a fun story. Fripp hates bootleggers almost as much as he hates record companies.


Near story, but on stage is a terrible place to bootleg a show from. You want to be in front of the stack, or at least have a clear line of sight to them.
 
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