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(Chaos Computer Club)   Dze ni parrel pah frnsay. That's Martian for: I don't speak French   (thelocal.fr ) divider line
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2013-02-26 09:15:59 AM  
 
2013-02-26 09:41:39 AM  
Try again.

"Dze ni parrel pah frnsay."

/ That's phonetic French for: I don't speak French

Apprendre la langue martienne au Centre Pompidou

// Naturally, art about language is a challenge. How whimsical.
// Someone in France will learn something about the Martian language over the next three weeks. Can you afford to fall behind?
 
2013-02-26 10:09:01 AM  
Je ne grok pas.
 
mhd
2013-02-26 10:15:34 AM  

wellreadneck: Je ne grok pas.


Bravo!

Apparently it's Martian according to Hélène Smith, a 19th century medium (which probably is a "small" in the US).
Looks like this:
i.imgur.com

/I'd rather learn Zeuhl
 
2013-02-26 10:20:34 AM  
Whoa there.  The only fictitious languages people should bother learning are Klingon and Sindarin/Quenya.  I'd say Khuzdul, but those bastards won't teach it to anyone else.

/parley voo franzy
//you can't learn a [martian]
 
mhd
2013-02-26 10:27:43 AM  

miniflea: The only fictitious languages people should bother learning are Klingon and Sindarin/Quenya.


Bone, tio estas nur, kiel, via opinio, viro.
 
2013-02-26 10:30:34 AM  

miniflea: Whoa there.  The only fictitious languages people should bother learning are Klingon and Sindarin/Quenya.  I'd say Khuzdul, but those bastards won't teach it to anyone else.

/parley voo franzy
//you can't learn a [martian]



"Damn to the depths whatever man thought of PARLEY!"
 
2013-02-26 10:31:44 AM  
O-Qua Tangin Wann
 
2013-02-26 10:58:40 AM  

mhd: Bone, tio estas nur, kiel, via opinio, viro.


+1.
 
2013-02-26 11:41:41 AM  
Eep opp ork ah ah
 
2013-02-26 12:38:13 PM  
Ack ak ak aaaak!
 
2013-02-26 01:20:19 PM  
 
2013-02-26 01:33:38 PM  

NumberFiveIsAlive


"Damn to the depths whatever man thought of PARLEY!"


"That would be the French."
 
2013-02-26 01:54:52 PM  
So when did France surrender to Mars?
 
mhd
2013-02-26 02:31:25 PM  

boinkingbill: So when did France surrender to Mars?



i.imgur.com

Surrender? S'il vous plait, they keep me in the Louvre!

/full picture contains Venus, too.
//and dong.
 
2013-02-26 04:34:52 PM  
We should just use Esperanto for Martian so we can use up a few of our useless made up languages before making a new one.
 
2013-02-26 04:37:32 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: NumberFiveIsAlive

"Damn to the depths whatever man thought of PARLEY!"


"That would be the French."


allcaptainjacksparrow.com

/hot like a Tortuga night
 
2013-02-26 07:12:11 PM  
Here in Canada, our only officially uniingual province (Quebec) is fining restaurants for NOT providing French translations on menus for such obscure languages as Italian when categories such as 'Pasta' are shown. Back in the motherland, they're offering to teach languages that don't even exist.
 
2013-02-27 05:28:17 AM  
Ton aéroglisseur a plus d'anguilles.
 
2013-02-28 10:00:38 PM  
"O sibili si ergo! Fortibus es in aro. O nobili
demis trux. Watis inem? Causand dux."
 
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