FARK.com: (7613047) Family values group accuses GEICO pig commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place

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		Family values group accuses GEICO pig commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place (gawker.com)		58
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Mugato		2013-02-26 10:09:16 AM

18 votes:

Diogenes: vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Sure. Hung like a horse but has better teeth. I'm totally with you.

And you always have a ride home afterwards.

Diogenes		2013-02-26 09:51:28 AM

7 votes:

vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Sure. Hung like a horse but has better teeth. I'm totally with you.

vernonFL		2013-02-26 09:48:04 AM

6 votes:

That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Diogenes		2013-02-26 09:19:04 AM

6 votes:

Wow. They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

genner		2013-02-26 10:19:06 AM

5 votes:

Umm the pig turned her down and clearly is saving himself for marriage.......why the outrage he's a good role model?

offacue		2013-02-26 10:56:56 AM

4 votes:

xanadian		2013-02-26 09:18:33 AM

4 votes:

Wait 'til they hear about the lizard.

airsupport		2013-02-26 10:56:04 AM

3 votes:

ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES

mesmer242		2013-02-26 10:34:23 AM

3 votes:

The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

HotWingConspiracy		2013-02-26 10:30:57 AM

3 votes:

So this group represents people that fear they can be swayed to fark pigs by an insurance commercial?

Generation_D		2013-02-26 10:05:50 AM

3 votes:

and in a few years, One Million Messed Up Kids.

rickythepenguin		2013-02-26 11:18:40 AM

2 votes:

Google "double action plumber commercial". it's incredible that this was broadcast in america.

it is this hottish housewife at the grocery store, who sees the product called, whatever, "Double Action Formula", and she startles, then steals a peek at this hugely muscular dude working at the store, and she trembles, and then sees this other hugely muscular guy there, then she dream-sequences to being at her house. doorbell rings, the first guy says "I'm here to snake your drain", and the second goes "I'm here to clean your pipes" and she makes this orgasm-y sound.

cut to her pouring the product into the drain, with a cartoon graphic of the potion scrubbing all the grease/hair away, with voiceover of "double the action with new liquid doulbe action plumber!"

then it cuts back to her daydreaming in the store, with the two muscular dudes still starting at her. she makes a face then the commercial ends.

IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL

The Irresponsible Captain		2013-02-26 11:13:22 AM

2 votes:

I don't know if you would call in Bestiality, maybe more like Xenoality. That "pig" is after all sentient.

Maybe she's like a female Kirk - if it talks, try to fark it.

belhade		2013-02-26 11:08:03 AM

2 votes:

John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.

Seriously. Maxwell's sitting in the car with that cute girl and all he does is play with his phone? I figured the Farkwit Brigade would be more upset about the implied homosexuality.

dryknife		2013-02-26 11:06:24 AM

2 votes:

They got rid of me for a lizard and a pig! You bet I'm pissed!

jocksandstilettojill.com

Gabrielmot		2013-02-26 11:00:53 AM

2 votes:

So having sex with a cop is now considered bestiality?

....Good.

Karma Curmudgeon		2013-02-26 10:54:41 AM

2 votes:

Thanks a lot, gay marriage.

MaliFinn		2013-02-26 10:48:04 AM

2 votes:

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME
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IT'S NOT BESTIALITY

Keeve		2013-02-26 10:43:28 AM

2 votes:

Remember: All men are pigs, but not all pigs are men.

clintster		2013-02-26 10:33:35 AM

2 votes:

NEXT! One or Two "Moms" decry implied sadomasochistic miscegenation in Dikembe Mutombo GEICO ads

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abhorrent1		2013-02-26 10:23:18 AM

2 votes:

It's corkscrew shaped for her pleasure! Isn't also like a 10 minute long money shot? Bukakke hevan!

Random Anonymous Blackmail		2013-02-26 10:23:04 AM

2 votes:

I too have a problem with Fruit Ninja.

Glancing Blow		2013-02-26 10:20:29 AM

2 votes:

Mentat: vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex. It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
.

Um, this commercial was about sex. The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig. That was the joke.

Yes, and that had nothing to do with the product being sold. I'm not saying their pushing bestiality - why bother, women having been dating pigs since Adam and Eve.

ChrisDe		2013-02-26 10:15:08 AM

2 votes:

I don't think real pigs can talk.

I_Am_Weasel		2013-02-26 09:39:26 AM

2 votes:

Wow. You're way late to the party, "ladies". This sort of thing has been around a long time. Where do you think the term "porking" came from?

/Actually, that is a good question...

Alicious		2013-02-26 03:55:58 PM

1 votes:

That'll do, pig.

Pathman		2013-02-26 01:51:04 PM

1 votes:

Diogenes: Wow. They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

also farmsluts

Cyno01		2013-02-26 01:17:03 PM

1 votes:

Soymilk		2013-02-26 12:55:29 PM

1 votes:

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over

I'm convinced One Million Moms is actually Three Guys In a Basement.

Warthog		2013-02-26 12:50:13 PM

1 votes:

I don't get the fuss. She wants to pork the other white meat. What's so wrong with that?

BronyMedic		2013-02-26 12:32:17 PM

1 votes:

hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air. If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.

hdhale		2013-02-26 12:21:55 PM

1 votes:

CheekyMonkey: OK, folks. The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too. They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air. If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

dennysgod		2013-02-26 11:53:08 AM

1 votes:

Don't tell them about Howard the Duck

/there is probably a better pic of these two, but let's be honest, Lea's hot ass is the only redeeming quality of this movie.

Snargi		2013-02-26 11:50:37 AM

1 votes:

Uglybarnacle: Have they seen the Orangina Commercial yet? That's a killer :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

That must be required showing at every Furry convention.

stonicus		2013-02-26 11:36:34 AM

1 votes:

Uglybarnacle		2013-02-26 11:29:11 AM

1 votes:

Have they seen the Orangina Commercial yet? That's a killer :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

TeDDD		2013-02-26 11:25:12 AM

1 votes:

stonicus: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 838x496]

Between this and Disney's Maid Marion, I think we've figured out the source of an entire generation of furries.

That's GEICO commercial really puts me in the mood for a 'bacon sandwich' if you know what I mean.

rickythepenguin		2013-02-26 11:20:18 AM

1 votes:

rickythepenguin: IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM

Or i guess i could just link it....

SnarfVader		2013-02-26 11:13:40 AM

1 votes:

The best Maxwell commercial

It only plays on IFC.

factoryconnection		2013-02-26 11:12:27 AM

1 votes:

I saw the new GEICO commercial in which the pig responds to the cop at a traffic stop with "did you pull me over because I'm a pig driving a car?" We're through the 4th wall here, people!

Anyhow, the girl wanting to make out with the pig is weird, but it is a talking pig that can drive and use a smart phone with its trotters. I seriously can't imagine even bringing this up to anyone other than someone watching the commercial with me. Furthermore, the pig isn't even in to it.

"One Million Moms" sounds like "One Million Husbands That Will Be Working Late Tonight... and Every Night" or "One Million Closeted-Gay Husbands Thankful That She's Distracted." Poor guys.

Citrate1007		2013-02-26 11:10:06 AM

1 votes:

Like all conservative advocacy groups, their name and stated mission is the exact opposite of what they actually do.

One Million Moms = Angry White Men

Witty_Retort		2013-02-26 11:06:15 AM

1 votes:

I'm just glad these 2 were able to find happiness

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airsupport		2013-02-26 11:00:26 AM

1 votes:

SDRR: John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.

Dude, the chick in the front seat is just dying to suck the pigs dick, you can totally see it written all over her face!!!

Pig orgasms last 30 minutes. There will be a lot more than THAT written on her face, I can tell you that.

findthefish		2013-02-26 10:52:33 AM

1 votes:

Anyone remember Bugs Bunny in drag being completely effective in seducing Elmer Fudd?

/stupid sexy bunny

Tickle Mittens		2013-02-26 10:46:08 AM

1 votes:

Where were these farktards when Bob Dole was doing commericals where he was looking to double-team Brittney Spears with his dog?

Whatthefark		2013-02-26 10:39:53 AM

1 votes:

This little piggy went to tuna town!

SnarfVader		2013-02-26 10:33:52 AM

1 votes:

Ok, I did not see that in the online review.

i212.photobucket.com

mscleo		2013-02-26 10:31:03 AM

1 votes:

What about the pet food commercials that have dogs licking owners on the lips?

Saw one the other day featuring a female military member retuning home to a very large and amorous dog.

Maybe I should alert OMM?

2chris2		2013-02-26 10:27:31 AM

1 votes:

I actually had the same response to the commercial. "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig? And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?

Iceman_Cometh		2013-02-26 10:23:11 AM

1 votes:

Fruiiit Ninja!

blatz514		2013-02-26 10:22:56 AM

1 votes:

ChrisDe: I don't think real pigs can talk.

Would like a word...

www.deviantart.com

jehovahs witness protection		2013-02-26 10:20:30 AM

1 votes:

While I personally think the commercial is a lil creepy, IT'S A FARKING GOOFY COMMERCIAL

This is also fapping material for Arnold Ziffel. Somebody think about the Ziffels.

markfara		2013-02-26 10:20:06 AM

1 votes:

vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex. It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.

In their defense, though that's one HOT pig.

blatz514		2013-02-26 10:19:16 AM

1 votes:

Knows something about Family Values

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

metallion		2013-02-26 10:19:11 AM

1 votes:

Everything goes good with bacon. :)

TimonC346		2013-02-26 10:15:12 AM

1 votes:

You reveal too much about yourself, One Million Moms.

vpb		2013-02-26 08:32:16 AM

1 votes:

It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex. It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
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Vodka Zombie		2013-02-26 08:14:33 AM

1 votes:

"Family values" is a pretty nifty hoax to throw upon people.

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