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2013-02-26 10:35:07 AM
11 votes:
If your group's name has "Family" or "Patriot" in it, I can usually be pretty safe in ignoring whatever it is you have to say.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 08:32:16 AM
8 votes:
It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
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2013-02-26 10:22:43 AM
6 votes:
Million Moms is just a front for the American Family Association.  You know, that pro-religion, pro-censorship, anti-gay tiny-minded bigot group.

Fundy Christians at it again.
2013-02-26 10:15:12 AM
6 votes:
You reveal too much about yourself, One Million Moms.
2013-02-26 09:19:04 AM
6 votes:
Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
2013-02-26 10:40:15 AM
4 votes:
Reminds me of when the FCC received thousands of complaints. From one or two people.

i44.tinypic.com

If you don't like America, or capitalism, or the thought of a person touching swine, just f*ck off to Saudi Arabia or something. They feel just like you do.
2013-02-26 10:18:19 AM
4 votes:

Mugato: I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.


If I remember correctly, there's about a dozen of them, and only two or three are even female, much less mothers. It's just the American Farkhead Association under a fake name.
2013-02-26 10:06:01 AM
4 votes:
Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married?  Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek   Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.
2013-02-26 09:51:28 AM
4 votes:

vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.


Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.
2013-02-26 01:34:22 PM
3 votes:
Circusdog320:
Hey one million moms...there's this thing on your tv's...it's called an off button. It's pretty straight forward you push it and your TV turns off! You don't even need a manual! Most often it says "power" but occasionally it says "on/off"...You can even accomplish this simple task from the remote control (side note: my Dad GRHS, always called the remote the Doer). Anyway...I ramble.

It's hard to recognize because OMM are bumbling amateurs, but the end game of orgs like this is always, always to impose repressive Dominionist Christianity on an entire nation, purge or forcibly convert the unbelievers, and use American military to put the non-Christian world to the sword in Christ's name.  Turning off the TV doesn't help with that.
2013-02-26 10:56:04 AM
3 votes:
ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES
2013-02-26 10:27:31 AM
3 votes:
I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?
2013-02-26 10:19:06 AM
3 votes:
Umm the pig turned her down and clearly is saving himself for marriage.......why the outrage he's a good role model?
2013-02-26 12:57:32 PM
2 votes:

hdhale: CheekyMonkey: OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.


Sorry if I hurt your poor widdle Republican feelings, but let's call a spade a spade (and I'm not talking about Obama here).  One Million Morons is a Republican organization with a completely retarded agenda, and you, as a Republican, should be attempting to distance yourself as much as possible from these idiots, and others like them.  But no, you're content to continue sucking the dicks of the Bible-thumpers, and thus continuing the Republican party's ever-quickening spiral into irrelevancy.

Also, it's interesting that you should jump to the conclusion that I'm an Obama supporter.  While I think he's certainly a better president than his predecessor, and likely better the candidates "your team" ran against him, I think the two-party system is fundamentally flawed, and responsible for much that is wrong with the US, so did not vote for him.  Either time.
2013-02-26 12:32:17 PM
2 votes:

hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.


Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.
2013-02-26 11:20:58 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-26 11:10:06 AM
2 votes:
Like all conservative advocacy groups, their name and stated mission is the exact opposite of what they actually do.

 One Million Moms = Angry White Men
2013-02-26 10:34:23 AM
2 votes:
The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway
2013-02-26 10:30:57 AM
2 votes:
So this group represents people that fear they can be swayed to fark pigs by an insurance commercial?
2013-02-26 10:23:18 AM
2 votes:
It's corkscrew shaped for her pleasure!  Isn't also like a 10 minute long money shot? Bukakke hevan!
2013-02-26 10:20:29 AM
2 votes:

Mentat: vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
.

Um, this commercial was about sex.  The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig.  That was the joke.


Yes, and that had nothing to do with the product being sold.  I'm not saying their pushing bestiality - why bother, women having been dating pigs since Adam and Eve.
2013-02-26 10:19:10 AM
2 votes:
The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again.

Noooope.  They're Westboro Lite.  fark off.
2013-02-26 10:15:08 AM
2 votes:
I don't think real pigs can talk.
2013-02-26 09:48:04 AM
2 votes:
That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.
2013-02-26 09:39:29 AM
2 votes:
The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over
2013-02-26 08:14:33 AM
2 votes:
"Family values" is a pretty nifty hoax to throw upon people.
2013-02-26 07:40:13 PM
1 votes:

DLinds: Ladies, Ladies, just because Missippi is full of pig farkers doesn't mean that everyone is tempted.


 At least it's full of people who can spell Mississippi right. I'd take pig farkers over poor grammar any day.
2013-02-26 05:49:17 PM
1 votes:
OMM, you do know most people are never going to be attracted to animals, right?

/Seek help.
2013-02-26 01:51:13 PM
1 votes:
Anything that pisses off the "family values" crowd is something I'd like to support.
2013-02-26 01:51:04 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


also farmsluts
2013-02-26 01:14:59 PM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.


Yeah, instead, the Democrats want to stifle the human rights of others based on the idea that it will lower insurance premiums.  Which makes them completely different!
2013-02-26 01:08:27 PM
1 votes:

indylaw: What must you believe about your kids to fear that this commercial will encourage them to experiment with farm animal sex?


You must believe that there exist various supernatural entities, some of which are actively attempting to tempt or coerce your crotchfruit into straying to the dark side and offending the sensibilities of other supernatural entities.
2013-02-26 01:05:21 PM
1 votes:
My open letter to One Million Moms:

"One Million Moms is an offensive issue. Your inability to rear children is not grounds for circling your covered wagons around draconian ideologies and superstitions. The inability to adapt and change has been life's way of shedding ineffective and obsolete attempts at survival. This group epitomizes the wrong side of history, and survives by dramatically clinging to relevancy.
One Million Moms is a joke, and a lame one at that. This group belongs in the late nineties! You should be along side idiot politicians and parents alike too prideful to accept your generation has been horrible parents!
Blame television. Blame video games. Blame violent movies and rap and heavy metal. BLAMING ANYTHING BUT YOURSELVES has been repertoire for years!
Your consistent splashes in the media have done nothing to further your cause. In fact, you've only alienated yourselves. Just like your children, I bet.
To be apart of this group one must be truly righteous and self-pious. You must combat with cognitive dissonance regularly, growing up in a small world without the things my generation has developed with. You must be frightened, seeing how quickly things have changed in your lifetime.
Change is slow and traumatic. Change is also inevitable. As is your mortality. You are on the wrong side of history, and will be remembered with shame.
-Your Son,
Who won't talk to you anymore..."

Nothing pisses me off like the memory of my neurotic mother.
/Pissed off
//Bad day
2013-02-26 12:55:29 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over


I'm convinced One Million Moms is actually Three Guys In a Basement.
2013-02-26 12:47:40 PM
1 votes:
What must you believe about your kids to fear that this commercial will encourage them to experiment with farm animal sex?
2013-02-26 11:16:33 AM
1 votes:

mesmer242: //the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


The pig should be turned into bacon for being a pig.
2013-02-26 11:14:53 AM
1 votes:

SnarfVader: The best Maxwell commercial

It only plays on IFC.


That is pretty funny.
2013-02-26 11:02:25 AM
1 votes:

Mr_Fabulous: Um... why are people saying "Fruit Ninja"? Is this something I need to know about?


Try watching the commercial?
2013-02-26 10:59:19 AM
1 votes:

2chris2: I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?


Pig was metaphor.  Many women date pigs.  This pig was more interested in his app than the hot chick next to him.
2013-02-26 10:49:01 AM
1 votes:
I wonder where they stood on the Trojan commercials where they used pigs as men until they went to buy a condom?
2013-02-26 10:42:23 AM
1 votes:
I wasn't morally outraged, but the commercial did creep me out. Unless the pig is a metaphor or something.
2013-02-26 10:25:06 AM
1 votes:
FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.
2013-02-26 10:23:42 AM
1 votes:
"'Pocket Ninja' !"


Love this ad.


Maxwell is a far better GEICO mascot than that annoying gecko.


Why can't every member of OMM spontaneously combust in manufactured outrage?
2013-02-26 10:19:16 AM
1 votes:
Knows something about Family Values

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-02-26 10:19:11 AM
1 votes:
Everything goes good with bacon. :)
2013-02-26 10:18:20 AM
1 votes:
The leader of some Family values group accuseswants to fark the GEICO pig, and is overcompensating. commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place
2013-02-26 10:15:54 AM
1 votes:

vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
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Um, this commercial was about sex.  The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig.  That was the joke.
2013-02-26 10:09:16 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.


And you always have a ride home afterwards.
2013-02-26 10:05:50 AM
1 votes:
and in a few years, One Million Messed Up Kids.
2013-02-26 09:39:26 AM
1 votes:
Wow.  You're way late to the party, "ladies".  This sort of thing has been around a long time.  Where do you think the term "porking" came from?

/Actually, that is a good question...
 
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