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2013-02-26 08:03:23 AM
Need to find this commercial, so I can be outraged, too.
 
2013-02-26 08:14:33 AM
"Family values" is a pretty nifty hoax to throw upon people.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 08:32:16 AM
It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
.
 
2013-02-26 09:18:33 AM
Wait 'til they hear about the lizard.
 
2013-02-26 09:19:04 AM
Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 
2013-02-26 09:39:26 AM
Wow.  You're way late to the party, "ladies".  This sort of thing has been around a long time.  Where do you think the term "porking" came from?

/Actually, that is a good question...
 
2013-02-26 09:39:29 AM
The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over
 
2013-02-26 09:48:04 AM
That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.
 
2013-02-26 09:51:28 AM

vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.


Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.
 
2013-02-26 10:05:50 AM
and in a few years, One Million Messed Up Kids.
 
2013-02-26 10:06:01 AM
Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married?  Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek   Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.
 
2013-02-26 10:07:34 AM
I wonder what they think about a pig and a frog? Is that OK because there are no humans involved?
 
2013-02-26 10:09:16 AM

Diogenes: vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.


And you always have a ride home afterwards.
 
2013-02-26 10:15:08 AM
I don't think real pigs can talk.
 
2013-02-26 10:15:12 AM
You reveal too much about yourself, One Million Moms.
 
2013-02-26 10:15:54 AM

vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
.


Um, this commercial was about sex.  The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig.  That was the joke.
 
2013-02-26 10:17:15 AM

Endive Wombat: Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married?  Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek   Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.


Sure seems that way
 
2013-02-26 10:18:19 AM

Mugato: I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.


If I remember correctly, there's about a dozen of them, and only two or three are even female, much less mothers. It's just the American Farkhead Association under a fake name.
 
2013-02-26 10:18:20 AM
The leader of some Family values group accuseswants to fark the GEICO pig, and is overcompensating. commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place
 
2013-02-26 10:19:06 AM
Umm the pig turned her down and clearly is saving himself for marriage.......why the outrage he's a good role model?
 
2013-02-26 10:19:10 AM
The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again.

Noooope.  They're Westboro Lite.  fark off.
 
2013-02-26 10:19:11 AM
Everything goes good with bacon. :)
 
2013-02-26 10:19:16 AM
Knows something about Family Values

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-26 10:20:06 AM

vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.


In their defense, though that's one HOT pig.
 
2013-02-26 10:20:29 AM

Mentat: vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
.

Um, this commercial was about sex.  The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig.  That was the joke.


Yes, and that had nothing to do with the product being sold.  I'm not saying their pushing bestiality - why bother, women having been dating pigs since Adam and Eve.
 
2013-02-26 10:20:30 AM
While I personally think the commercial is a lil creepy, IT'S A FARKING GOOFY COMMERCIAL

This is also fapping material for Arnold Ziffel. Somebody think about the Ziffels.
 
2013-02-26 10:20:37 AM

metallion: Everything goes good with bacon. :)


that's just sick (in relation to the commercial)

that's 100% correct (NOT in relation to the commercial)
 
2013-02-26 10:22:43 AM
Million Moms is just a front for the American Family Association.  You know, that pro-religion, pro-censorship, anti-gay tiny-minded bigot group.

Fundy Christians at it again.
 
2013-02-26 10:22:56 AM

ChrisDe: I don't think real pigs can talk.


Would like a word...

www.deviantart.com
 
2013-02-26 10:23:04 AM
I too have a problem with Fruit Ninja.
 
2013-02-26 10:23:08 AM
God help them if they ever see the first episode of Dark Mirror.
 
2013-02-26 10:23:11 AM
Fruiiit Ninja!
 
2013-02-26 10:23:18 AM
It's corkscrew shaped for her pleasure!  Isn't also like a 10 minute long money shot? Bukakke hevan!
 
2013-02-26 10:23:41 AM

jehovahs witness protection: While I personally think the commercial is a lil creepy, IT'S A FARKING GOOFY COMMERCIAL

This is also fapping material for Arnold Ziffel. Somebody think about the Ziffels.


The farking goofy portion of my comment was just another sample of accidental genius.
 
2013-02-26 10:23:42 AM
"'Pocket Ninja' !"


Love this ad.


Maxwell is a far better GEICO mascot than that annoying gecko.


Why can't every member of OMM spontaneously combust in manufactured outrage?
 
2013-02-26 10:24:33 AM

Apos: "'Pocket Fruit Ninja' !"


Love this ad.


Maxwell is a far better GEICO mascot than that annoying gecko.


Why can't every member of OMM spontaneously combust in manufactured outrage?


FTFM
 
2013-02-26 10:24:40 AM

Endive Wombat: Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married?  Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek   Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.


Are you sure about that?

It's been a while since I saw the movie so I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that the dragon never talks and doesn't have any sort of implied ethnicity. Just because a black man voices him doesn't mean that the donkey represents black people.  Like I said I might be wrong but IMO it seems more likely that the dragon represents fatties since they make several fat jokes about the dragon, and we all know how we should feel about fatties.
 
2013-02-26 10:25:06 AM
FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.
 
2013-02-26 10:26:35 AM
Jut another Westover Baptist.
 
2013-02-26 10:27:31 AM
I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?
 
2013-02-26 10:29:32 AM

Iceman_Cometh: Fruiiit Ninja!


John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!


Fruit Ninjaaa!
 
2013-02-26 10:30:57 AM
So this group represents people that fear they can be swayed to fark pigs by an insurance commercial?
 
2013-02-26 10:31:03 AM
What about the pet food commercials that have dogs licking owners on the lips?

Saw one the other day featuring a female military member retuning home to a very large and amorous dog.

Maybe I should alert OMM?
 
2013-02-26 10:32:54 AM
Fruit... Oh goddamnitsomuch
 
2013-02-26 10:33:35 AM
NEXT! One or Two "Moms" decry implied sadomasochistic miscegenation in Dikembe Mutombo GEICO ads

i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-26 10:33:52 AM
Ok, I did not see that in the online review.

i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-26 10:34:23 AM
The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway
 
2013-02-26 10:35:07 AM
If your group's name has "Family" or "Patriot" in it, I can usually be pretty safe in ignoring whatever it is you have to say.
 
2013-02-26 10:39:26 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


FRUIT NINJA!
 
2013-02-26 10:39:53 AM
This little piggy went to tuna town!
 
2013-02-26 10:40:12 AM
"The group/collection of homophobic trolls"

I guess "troll" really has come to mean anyone with whom someone disagrees. I don't think these women do it for the lulz
 
2013-02-26 10:40:15 AM
Reminds me of when the FCC received thousands of complaints. From one or two people.

i44.tinypic.com

If you don't like America, or capitalism, or the thought of a person touching swine, just f*ck off to Saudi Arabia or something. They feel just like you do.
 
2013-02-26 10:41:19 AM

clintster: NEXT! One or Two "Moms" decry implied sadomasochistic miscegenation in Dikembe Mutombo GEICO ads

[i107.photobucket.com image 400x400]


I like that series of adds better than the pig and gecko anyway.
 
2013-02-26 10:42:22 AM
Look OMM is stupid and should be mocked for all of their insanity... But to say that this one exact commercial doesn't basically come out and say the girl wants to fark the pig is insane as well.
 
2013-02-26 10:42:23 AM
I wasn't morally outraged, but the commercial did creep me out. Unless the pig is a metaphor or something.
 
2013-02-26 10:42:46 AM

blatz514: ChrisDe: I don't think real pigs can talk.

Would like a word...

[www.deviantart.com image 750x1050]


NSFW!!!
 
2013-02-26 10:43:28 AM
Remember: All men are pigs, but not all pigs are men.
 
2013-02-26 10:45:28 AM
Hey one million moms...there's this thing on your tv's...it's called an off button. It's pretty straight forward you push it and your TV turns off! You don't even need a manual! Most often it says "power" but occasionally it says "on/off"...You can even accomplish this simple task from the remote control (side note: my Dad GRHS, always called the remote the Doer). Anyway...I ramble.
 
2013-02-26 10:46:08 AM
Where were these farktards when Bob Dole was doing commericals where he was looking to double-team Brittney Spears with his dog?
 
2013-02-26 10:46:09 AM
Maybe she just wanted to find out if the tail was the only thing about him that's curly.
 
2013-02-26 10:46:35 AM
Um... why are people saying "Fruit Ninja"? Is this something I need to know about?
 
2013-02-26 10:47:59 AM
methinks the head woman of this lovely organization needs a mental health evaluation.


/i don't want what she's smoking.
 
2013-02-26 10:48:04 AM
I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME
i208.photobucket.com
IT'S NOT BESTIALITY
 
2013-02-26 10:49:01 AM
I wonder where they stood on the Trojan commercials where they used pigs as men until they went to buy a condom?
 
2013-02-26 10:51:05 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


He's not 12 he's 35.......and that just makes it worse doesn't it.
 
2013-02-26 10:52:33 AM
Anyone remember Bugs Bunny in drag being completely effective in seducing Elmer Fudd?

/stupid sexy bunny
 
2013-02-26 10:54:41 AM
Thanks a lot, gay marriage.
 
2013-02-26 10:55:51 AM

genner: mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

He's not 12 he's 35.......and that just makes it worse doesn't it.


After I wrote my post I started wondering what the equivalent of pig years to human years is. Once you un-suspend your disbelief about those commercials, you'll never make it back. So just let it go, man, just let it go.
 
2013-02-26 10:55:51 AM

John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.


Dude, the chick in the front seat is just dying to suck the pigs dick, you can totally see it written all over her face!!!
 
2013-02-26 10:56:04 AM
ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES
 
2013-02-26 10:56:56 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-26 10:59:19 AM

2chris2: I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?


Pig was metaphor.  Many women date pigs.  This pig was more interested in his app than the hot chick next to him.
 
2013-02-26 11:00:26 AM

SDRR: John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.

Dude, the chick in the front seat is just dying to suck the pigs dick, you can totally see it written all over her face!!!


Pig orgasms last 30 minutes.  There will be a lot more than THAT written on her face, I can tell you that.
 
2013-02-26 11:00:53 AM
So having sex with a cop is now considered bestiality?

....Good.
 
2013-02-26 11:01:33 AM
Adele got laid.  I don't see the big deal.
 
2013-02-26 11:02:25 AM

Mr_Fabulous: Um... why are people saying "Fruit Ninja"? Is this something I need to know about?


Try watching the commercial?
 
2013-02-26 11:05:20 AM

offacue: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x560]


What's green, 6" long and smells like bacon?
 
2013-02-26 11:06:15 AM
I'm just glad these 2 were able to find happiness

img.trustcollective.com
 
2013-02-26 11:06:24 AM
They got rid of me for a lizard and a pig! You bet I'm pissed!

jocksandstilettojill.com
 
2013-02-26 11:06:25 AM

Glancing Blow: Yes, and that had nothing to do with the product being sold.


In a GEICO commercial???  GASP
 
2013-02-26 11:07:15 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


That first commercial came out a couple of years ago and since then Maxwell has gotten into Xtreme sports and can even go on an airplane unaccompanied so I figure he has to be 16-18 yr old

/thinks the pig is kinda cute
//only in a non-sexual way
 
2013-02-26 11:07:42 AM

Benjamin Orr: Mr_Fabulous: Um... why are people saying "Fruit Ninja"? Is this something I need to know about?

Try watching the commercial?


Fruit Ninja!!!
 
2013-02-26 11:08:03 AM

John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.


Seriously. Maxwell's sitting in the car with that cute girl and all he does is play with his phone? I figured the Farkwit Brigade would be more upset about the implied homosexuality.
 
2013-02-26 11:08:54 AM

DoctorCal: Need to find this commercial, so I can be outraged, too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY

First time watching that and the ending is GREAT!  Making out = sex?
 
2013-02-26 11:10:06 AM
Like all conservative advocacy groups, their name and stated mission is the exact opposite of what they actually do.

 One Million Moms = Angry White Men
 
2013-02-26 11:12:27 AM
I saw the new GEICO commercial in which the pig responds to the cop at a traffic stop with "did you pull me over because I'm a pig driving a car?"  We're through the 4th wall here, people!

Anyhow, the girl wanting to make out with the pig is weird, but it is a talking pig that can drive and use a smart phone with its trotters.  I seriously can't imagine even bringing this up to anyone other than someone watching the commercial with me.  Furthermore, the pig isn't even in to it.

"One Million Moms" sounds like "One Million Husbands That Will Be Working Late Tonight... and Every Night" or "One Million Closeted-Gay Husbands Thankful That She's Distracted."  Poor guys.
 
2013-02-26 11:13:22 AM
I don't know if you would call in Bestiality, maybe more like Xenoality. That "pig" is after all sentient.

Maybe she's like a female Kirk - if it talks, try to fark it.
 
2013-02-26 11:13:40 AM
The best Maxwell commercial

It only plays on IFC.
 
2013-02-26 11:14:36 AM
I'm porky pigging it right now, so I'm laughing my butt off with this thread.
 
2013-02-26 11:14:53 AM

SnarfVader: The best Maxwell commercial

It only plays on IFC.


That is pretty funny.
 
2013-02-26 11:16:33 AM

mesmer242: //the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


The pig should be turned into bacon for being a pig.
 
2013-02-26 11:16:41 AM
My wife and I were talking about how creepy that commercial concept is.  Not protest worthy, but still a bit off that some chick wants quiet time with a pig.

/Fruit Ninja!
 
2013-02-26 11:18:40 AM
Google "double action plumber commercial".  it's incredible that this was broadcast in america.

it is this hottish housewife at the grocery store, who sees the product called, whatever, "Double Action Formula", and she startles, then steals a peek at this hugely muscular dude working at the store, and she trembles, and then sees this other hugely muscular guy there, then she dream-sequences to being at her house.  doorbell rings, the first guy says "I'm here to snake your drain", and the second goes "I'm here to clean your pipes" and she makes this orgasm-y sound.

cut to her pouring the product into the drain, with a cartoon graphic of the potion scrubbing all the grease/hair away, with voiceover of "double the action with new liquid doulbe action plumber!"

then it cuts back to her daydreaming in the store, with the two muscular dudes still starting at her.  she makes a face then the commercial ends.


IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL
 
2013-02-26 11:20:18 AM

rickythepenguin: IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM


Or i guess i could just link it....
 
2013-02-26 11:20:58 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-26 11:25:12 AM

stonicus: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 838x496]


Between this and Disney's Maid Marion, I think we've figured out the source of an entire generation of furries.

That's GEICO commercial really puts me in the mood for a 'bacon sandwich' if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-26 11:25:14 AM
I kind of thought this to, but then I remembered all men are pigs.
 
2013-02-26 11:25:25 AM

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM


Or i guess i could just link it....


That's the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks.
 
2013-02-26 11:26:13 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.


I utterly hated those commercials with the passion of 10,000 suns.  Never before did I grab the remote so fast to hit the mute button or to change the channel.  Like nails on a chalkboard.  And as if GEICO ads weren't annoying enough before they introduced the pig.


/I specifically tell my insurance broker to exclude GEICO when reviewing new policies
 
2013-02-26 11:26:59 AM

dryknife: They got rid of me for a lizard and a pig! You bet I'm pissed!

[jocksandstilettojill.com image 383x575]


Yeah, but now he's the Made of Money Man.
 
2013-02-26 11:27:59 AM

SnarfVader: That's the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks.



i saw that on tv several times.  and it is funny (the actress is a semi-regular on one of those shiatty Disney / Nickelodeon tweener sitcoms).  i just can't believe this was broadcast.  i'm no prude, i'm just amazed that a pretty reputable company paid for the ad and whatever censors/ S+P folks didn't have a problem with it.
 
2013-02-26 11:29:11 AM
Have they seen the Orangina Commercial yet?  That's a killer :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM
 
2013-02-26 11:33:31 AM

vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
.


Really? Lets be serious. Do people protesting this need to grow a thicker skin? Absolutely. Does the commercial in question imply that the girl wants to fark the pig? You bet your sweet bippy it does, and if you dont see that, you're an obtuse motherfarker.
 
ows
2013-02-26 11:34:15 AM
what do you expect geico to do with a $1 billion advertising budget? be responsible with policy holders money and lower premiums?
 
2013-02-26 11:36:34 AM
s22.postimage.org
 
2013-02-26 11:37:10 AM

ows: what do you expect geico to do with a $1 billion advertising budget? be responsible with policy holders money and lower premiums?



hand on my heart, i called geico last week about my premiums, and i cracked a joke about either the lizard or maybe the pig, and the geico lady said "warren buffet pays for the ads with outside money, we don't use any Geico money for the commercials.  he really likes the quirky, funny ads, so he pays for them himself."

who knows.
 
2013-02-26 11:37:21 AM
www.stevecarter.com
 
2013-02-26 11:45:16 AM

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over


I don't know how many of them there are, but I sure wish I was married to one of them. That seems like it would be a real treat.

//also agree with your assessment of the commercial. It always creeped me out a little.
 
2013-02-26 11:48:22 AM
He got his drivers license because he's not a Pot-Bellied Pig...
 
2013-02-26 11:48:28 AM

abhorrent1: It's corkscrew shaped for her pleasure!  Isn't also like a 10 minute long money shot? Bukakke hevan!


Having once lived on Bacon Ridge Road, site of three separate hog farms, I can verify your first assertion.

The money shot, however does not last ten minutes.  Boars are enthusiastic but clumsy copulators, and sometimes their emission goes astray.  From what I regularly saw, it lasts about as long as any other mammal's.  What the money shot is, however, is ten yards long.  They can really let it fly.

Kind of explains that silly grin they have, too.

theageofvolcanoes.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-26 11:48:37 AM
Wait till they find out about Japanese anime porn.
 
2013-02-26 11:48:54 AM

stonicus: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 838x496]


I have a weird boner right now.
 
2013-02-26 11:50:37 AM

Uglybarnacle: Have they seen the Orangina Commercial yet?  That's a killer :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM


That must be required showing at every Furry convention.
 
2013-02-26 11:53:08 AM
img002.lazygirls.info

Don't tell them about Howard the Duck

/there is probably a better pic of these two, but let's be honest, Lea's hot ass is the only redeeming quality of this movie.
 
2013-02-26 11:53:30 AM
What about duck sex?

bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-26 11:56:04 AM

HatMadeOfAss: My wife and I were talking about how creepy that commercial concept is.  Not protest worthy, but still a bit off that some chick wants quiet time with a pig.

/Fruit Ninja!


it's almost as if the sheer absurdity of it is supposed to be taken as...funny.

\literalism will kill us all
\\only figuratively, though
 
2013-02-26 11:58:35 AM

Galloping Galoshes: 2chris2: I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?

Pig was metaphor.  Many women date pigs.  This pig was more interested in his app than the hot chick next to him.


Metaphors are a bit to sophisticated for the neoconservative theocratic mind.

Which is ironic considering the excuses they make for their bible.
 
2013-02-26 11:59:18 AM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Galloping Galoshes: 2chris2: I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?

Pig was metaphor.  Many women date pigs.  This pig was more interested in his app than the hot chick next to him.

Metaphors are a bit too* sophisticated for the neoconservative theocratic mind.

Which is ironic considering the excuses they make for their bible.


to too tutu
 
2013-02-26 12:00:08 PM

dennysgod: [img002.lazygirls.info image 640x370]

Don't tell them about Howard the Duck

/there is probably a better pic of these two, but let's be honest, Lea's hot ass is the only redeeming quality of this movie.


You and me, we're on the same page.
 
2013-02-26 12:01:16 PM
Looks like the ad is working, people are talking about it.......
 
2013-02-26 12:03:01 PM

stonicus: [s22.postimage.org image 591x340]


Yep.  Brian has had sex with a multitude of hot chicks.  Heck, he gave The Hills star Lauren Conrad worms for goodness sake. Bestiality is a running joke on that show - that nobody seems to notice.
 
2013-02-26 12:03:12 PM

mesmer242: Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.


You forgot "underage driving".

rickythepenguin: then it cuts back to her daydreaming in the store, with the two muscular dudes still starting at her. she makes a face then the commercial ends.


How could you leave out the last hunky dude shot, of him handling a pair of melons?
 
2013-02-26 12:05:06 PM

findthefish: Anyone remember Bugs Bunny in drag being completely effective in seducing Elmer Fudd?

/stupid sexy bunny


Stupid sexy Flanders.
 
2013-02-26 12:06:34 PM

Deucednuisance: How could you leave out the last hunky dude shot, of him handling a pair of melons?


ha.  i forgot that part.

i hear they shot a scene of one of the guys at the meat counter, slapping a 2 foot, 4inch thick hard salami on a roasted pork butt, but it wasn't subtle enough.
 
2013-02-26 12:07:06 PM

vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.


i483.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-26 12:07:32 PM
Miss Piggy could not be reached for comment.
 
2013-02-26 12:08:19 PM
OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.
 
2013-02-26 12:09:21 PM

blatz514: ChrisDe: I don't think real pigs can talk.

Would like a word...

[www.deviantart.com image 750x1050]


Porky is also quoted as saying: "Th-th-that's ju-ju-just silly, d-d-dating a human.  I st-st-stick to my own sp-sp-sp-sp-sp swine tail!
 
2013-02-26 12:11:31 PM
companies who offend me do not get my dollars. dollar 'votes' are the most real vote we have in america. tell these silly biatches to get their policies elsewhere. simple enough.
 
2013-02-26 12:12:28 PM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


Maybe the pig's car was in the shop so he was catching a ride with the kid.
 
2013-02-26 12:21:24 PM

SisterMaryElephant: methinks the head woman of this lovely organization needs a mental health evaluation.


/i don't want what she's smoking.


I'm betting there are drugs involved on both sides of this stupidity, and none of them good.
 
2013-02-26 12:21:55 PM

CheekyMonkey: OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.


You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 12:28:36 PM
The real question is: How far does a group have to go before they are finally written off as crackpots?  OMM is, as a group, mentally ill.  Why do we have to hear about them in the media?

Oh yeah, forgot... it's News Entertainment(TM) now.
 
2013-02-26 12:28:57 PM
i'm ok you're ok

racist christian bigots
 
2013-02-26 12:32:17 PM

hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.


Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.
 
2013-02-26 12:34:23 PM

skullkrusher: "The group/collection of homophobic trolls"

I guess "troll" really has come to mean anyone with whom someone disagrees. I don't think these women do it for the lulz


I prefer to think of the use in its original form:

 In sources, beings described as trolls dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units, and are rarely helpful to human beings.
 
2013-02-26 12:35:28 PM

BronyMedic: hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.


It's funny... it's the same book that says to respect government officials as god was the one who put them in power.  For example, Obama.
 
2013-02-26 12:37:12 PM
I couldn't be less of a prude, but that commercial kinda gave me the creeps -- I can see where some wold consider it inappropriate.
 
2013-02-26 12:38:06 PM

stonicus: It's funny... it's the same book that says to respect government officials as god was the one who put them in power.  For example, Obama.


Ha HA! Mind...BLOWN.

doyoulikelikeme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-26 12:47:08 PM

Krieghund: mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

Maybe the pig's car was in the shop so he was catching a ride with the kid.


Someone in the thread already pointed out that possibility... which only raises the weirdness factor of a 35 year old pig being friends with a 12 year old boy.
 
2013-02-26 12:47:40 PM
What must you believe about your kids to fear that this commercial will encourage them to experiment with farm animal sex?
 
2013-02-26 12:47:45 PM

stonicus: BronyMedic: hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.

It's funny... it's the same book that says to respect government officials as god was the one who put them in power.  For example, Obama.


You're taking those scriptures out of context!

/am I doing that right?
 
2013-02-26 12:50:13 PM
I don't get the fuss.  She wants to pork the other white meat.  What's so wrong with that?
 
2013-02-26 12:50:17 PM

vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.


Which end?
 
2013-02-26 12:52:11 PM

Deucednuisance: abhorrent1: It's corkscrew shaped for her pleasure!  Isn't also like a 10 minute long money shot? Bukakke hevan!

Having once lived on Bacon Ridge Road, site of three separate hog farms, I can verify your first assertion.

The money shot, however does not last ten minutes.  Boars are enthusiastic but clumsy copulators, and sometimes their emission goes astray.  From what I regularly saw, it lasts about as long as any other mammal's.  What the money shot is, however, is ten yards long.  They can really let it fly.

Kind of explains that silly grin they have, too.

[theageofvolcanoes.files.wordpress.com image 300x228]



The Peter North's of the animal kingdom? No wonder they wound up running the farm.
 
2013-02-26 12:52:18 PM
And thus get more people to watch the ad.

Nice job, 50,000 Moms with Too Much Free Time on Their Hands.
 
2013-02-26 12:54:15 PM

rickythepenguin: ows: what do you expect geico to do with a $1 billion advertising budget? be responsible with policy holders money and lower premiums?


hand on my heart, i called geico last week about my premiums, and i cracked a joke about either the lizard or maybe the pig, and the geico lady said "warren buffet pays for the ads with outside money, we don't use any Geico money for the commercials.  he really likes the quirky, funny ads, so he pays for them himself."

who knows.


An employee of Geico says that Geico doesn't use its own money to pay for its commercials?

Geico employees are stupid.
 
2013-02-26 12:55:29 PM

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over


I'm convinced One Million Moms is actually Three Guys In a Basement.
 
2013-02-26 12:55:39 PM

mesmer242: Krieghund: mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

Maybe the pig's car was in the shop so he was catching a ride with the kid.

Someone in the thread already pointed out that possibility... which only raises the weirdness factor of a 35 year old pig being friends with a 12 year old boy.



That would certainly explain why he wasn't interested in porking the chick.
 
2013-02-26 12:57:32 PM

hdhale: CheekyMonkey: OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.


Sorry if I hurt your poor widdle Republican feelings, but let's call a spade a spade (and I'm not talking about Obama here).  One Million Morons is a Republican organization with a completely retarded agenda, and you, as a Republican, should be attempting to distance yourself as much as possible from these idiots, and others like them.  But no, you're content to continue sucking the dicks of the Bible-thumpers, and thus continuing the Republican party's ever-quickening spiral into irrelevancy.

Also, it's interesting that you should jump to the conclusion that I'm an Obama supporter.  While I think he's certainly a better president than his predecessor, and likely better the candidates "your team" ran against him, I think the two-party system is fundamentally flawed, and responsible for much that is wrong with the US, so did not vote for him.  Either time.
 
2013-02-26 12:59:24 PM
I suspect what they are really angry about is that the ad portrays women as horn-dogs, and as we all know, sex is evil and immoral. Especially if you enjoy it.

I thought the ad was mildly amusing. It takes a special kind of idiot to take the humor in the ad and declare that it promotes bestiality.
 
2013-02-26 01:02:51 PM

airsupport: ONE MILLION 620 MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES


ftfy
 
2013-02-26 01:04:09 PM
I couldn't find One Millions Moms on the Southern Poverty Law Center's "hate groups" list. But considering many other homophobic groups are, it shouldn't be too long.
 
2013-02-26 01:05:21 PM
My open letter to One Million Moms:

"One Million Moms is an offensive issue. Your inability to rear children is not grounds for circling your covered wagons around draconian ideologies and superstitions. The inability to adapt and change has been life's way of shedding ineffective and obsolete attempts at survival. This group epitomizes the wrong side of history, and survives by dramatically clinging to relevancy.
One Million Moms is a joke, and a lame one at that. This group belongs in the late nineties! You should be along side idiot politicians and parents alike too prideful to accept your generation has been horrible parents!
Blame television. Blame video games. Blame violent movies and rap and heavy metal. BLAMING ANYTHING BUT YOURSELVES has been repertoire for years!
Your consistent splashes in the media have done nothing to further your cause. In fact, you've only alienated yourselves. Just like your children, I bet.
To be apart of this group one must be truly righteous and self-pious. You must combat with cognitive dissonance regularly, growing up in a small world without the things my generation has developed with. You must be frightened, seeing how quickly things have changed in your lifetime.
Change is slow and traumatic. Change is also inevitable. As is your mortality. You are on the wrong side of history, and will be remembered with shame.
-Your Son,
Who won't talk to you anymore..."

Nothing pisses me off like the memory of my neurotic mother.
/Pissed off
//Bad day
 
2013-02-26 01:08:27 PM

indylaw: What must you believe about your kids to fear that this commercial will encourage them to experiment with farm animal sex?


You must believe that there exist various supernatural entities, some of which are actively attempting to tempt or coerce your crotchfruit into straying to the dark side and offending the sensibilities of other supernatural entities.
 
2013-02-26 01:11:06 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Wow.  You're way late to the party, "ladies".  This sort of thing has been around a long time.  Where do you think the term "porking" came from?

/Actually, that is a good question...


It came from just one mom.  Guess which.
 
2013-02-26 01:14:59 PM

BronyMedic: Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.


Yeah, instead, the Democrats want to stifle the human rights of others based on the idea that it will lower insurance premiums.  Which makes them completely different!
 
2013-02-26 01:17:03 PM

Diogenes: vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.


Oblig.

img651.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-26 01:17:11 PM

stonicus: [s22.postimage.org image 591x340]


Also:
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-02-26 01:20:03 PM

Land Ark: stonicus: [s22.postimage.org image 591x340]

Also:
[static.tvfanatic.com image 200x150]


That's the first thought that crossed my mind. Then again, I'm sure these jerks have already written the nibs off of their pens complaining about every Family Guy episode, already.
 
2013-02-26 01:20:54 PM
Male pigs have cork screw shaped penii.
 
2013-02-26 01:22:43 PM
I thought it just meant men are pigs.
 
2013-02-26 01:22:52 PM
What's wrong with promoting bestiality?
 
2013-02-26 01:25:16 PM
These people need to chill. It's not like we're talking about sheep.
 
2013-02-26 01:31:04 PM
I don't know about this.  I've kinda taking a liking to that hot Gecko in their commercials.
 
2013-02-26 01:34:22 PM
Circusdog320:
Hey one million moms...there's this thing on your tv's...it's called an off button. It's pretty straight forward you push it and your TV turns off! You don't even need a manual! Most often it says "power" but occasionally it says "on/off"...You can even accomplish this simple task from the remote control (side note: my Dad GRHS, always called the remote the Doer). Anyway...I ramble.

It's hard to recognize because OMM are bumbling amateurs, but the end game of orgs like this is always, always to impose repressive Dominionist Christianity on an entire nation, purge or forcibly convert the unbelievers, and use American military to put the non-Christian world to the sword in Christ's name.  Turning off the TV doesn't help with that.
 
2013-02-26 01:37:07 PM
That commercial makes me unhappy, but it's clearly just fricking creepy and not advocating anything.
 
2013-02-26 01:43:56 PM

Diogenes: Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


You do know the whole "pattycake" joke was put into the movie to circumvent this sort of implication, right?
 
2013-02-26 01:45:47 PM
Have you seen the ad?  That girl is totally trying to get that pig to bang her.
 
2013-02-26 01:47:23 PM
These morons again? Since "One Million Moms" is only a few thousand old hyper-conservative morons, I think they can safely be told to f*ck off.
 
2013-02-26 01:51:04 PM

Diogenes: Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


also farmsluts
 
2013-02-26 01:51:13 PM
Anything that pisses off the "family values" crowd is something I'd like to support.
 
2013-02-26 01:55:09 PM
Knows what it's like.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/Thanks Smokey
//In case that's obscure.
 
2013-02-26 02:05:55 PM

dennysgod: These people need to chill. It's not like we're talking about sheep.


Wow. Just... wow.

i55.tinypic.com

/oblig
 
2013-02-26 02:27:17 PM
They do realize that the idea of a talking pig, driving a car, using a smart phone, and dating a woman is absurd, and thus not to be taken literally.  Right?  They do realize this, right?
 
2013-02-26 02:29:39 PM
[deliverance.jpg]
 
2013-02-26 02:36:16 PM
Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?
 
2013-02-26 02:50:21 PM

give me doughnuts: mesmer242: Krieghund: mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

Maybe the pig's car was in the shop so he was catching a ride with the kid.

Someone in the thread already pointed out that possibility... which only raises the weirdness factor of a 35 year old pig being friends with a 12 year old boy.


That would certainly explain why he wasn't interested in porking the chick.


When did we determine the pig was 35? Could be 16 or 17 with a drivers license.
 
2013-02-26 02:54:06 PM

durbnpoisn: Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?


When they figured out that people like us will talk about them thereby getting free advertising.  This family advocacy group did nothing but put more $ in Geico's pockets and made themselves look even stoopider.
 
2013-02-26 02:56:41 PM

chuggernaught: They do realize that the idea of a talking pig, driving a car, using a smart phone, and dating a woman is absurd, and thus not to be taken literally.  Right?  They do realize this, right?


Waitaminute... that ad with the pig on the plane was totally real!  I saw him on a flight to DC not long ago.

/pork, get it?
//anyone?
 
2013-02-26 02:59:45 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: durbnpoisn: Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?

When they figured out that people like us will talk about them thereby getting free advertising.  This family advocacy group did nothing but put more $ in Geico's pockets and made themselves look even stoopider.



Of course, this is true.  And it's the exact same mentality that made Jersey Shore such a gigantic hit!  If people had kept their mouth's shut, rather than getting all upity about the misrepresentation of the actual Jersey Shore, that show would have been completely ignored.  Instead, we now have a bunch of barfly jerkoff's that are millionaire celebrities.
Good job people.  Good job.
 
2013-02-26 03:12:41 PM

hdhale: CheekyMonkey: OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.


Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh harder, etc.
 
2013-02-26 03:16:39 PM

airsupport: ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES


I swear to God, I would blow you right now for that.
 
2013-02-26 03:25:10 PM

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over


The name's misleading. It's really a dozen guys (if that) with a fax machine.
 
2013-02-26 03:43:19 PM
I don't think they are specifically talking bestiality, but that ths commercials are marketing sex to minors using cartoon like characters. Kind of like Camel Joe was for cigarettes.

Not saying I agree with them but it's a slightly less ridiculous claim.
 
2013-02-26 03:55:58 PM
That'll do, pig.
 
2013-02-26 04:00:17 PM

durbnpoisn: Too Pretty For Prison: durbnpoisn: Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?

When they figured out that people like us will talk about them thereby getting free advertising.  This family advocacy group did nothing but put more $ in Geico's pockets and made themselves look even stoopider.


Of course, this is true.  And it's the exact same mentality that made Jersey Shore such a gigantic hit!  If people had kept their mouth's shut, rather than getting all upity about the misrepresentation of the actual Jersey Shore, that show would have been completely ignored.  Instead, we now have a bunch of barfly jerkoff's that are millionaire celebrities.
Good job people.  Good job.



This. OMM reminds me of the Bloomfield Hills, Michigan idiot Terry Rakolta, who tried to organize a national boycott of the old TV series "Married ... with Children" ages ago. Seems Ms. Rakolta got upset about seeing a pretty girl running around in her lingerie and decided such filth couldn't be allowed to corrupt the minds of innocent young trolls. Funny thing is, her boycott backfired. The show had been struggling with only halfway decent ratings, and was in danger of getting cancelled before all the free publicity she gave it brought the cast and crew widespread attention from those curious to see what they'd been missing. Which happened to be Christina Applegate blossoming into full womanhood as Kelly Bundy right before our eyes. Oh yeah, I'll watch that, said every male between the ages of 8 and 80. As I recall, the cast of the series was so appreciative that they sent Ms. Rakolta a fruit basket for the holidays for several years afterward, just to thank her for giving them such a break in their careers.
 
2013-02-26 04:12:50 PM
The gecko is played out. I'll take the faux-innocent pig over the faux-cockney lizard.
 
2013-02-26 04:19:23 PM

Paris1127: Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over

The name's misleading. It's really a dozen guys (if that) with a fax machine.


WTF is a "fax machine"?

/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2
 
2013-02-26 04:31:13 PM

gshepnyc: airsupport: ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES

I swear to God, I would blow you right now for that.



Um...

ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES
 
2013-02-26 04:31:43 PM
Mugato: 
WTF is a "fax machine"?
/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2


At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.

My usual response is:  "You're kidding, right?"
 
2013-02-26 04:37:30 PM

UtileDysfunktion: Mugato:
WTF is a "fax machine"?
/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2

At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.

My usual response is:  "You're kidding, right?"


I just had to "fax" a bunch of forms to switch insurance companies (not to Geico). What I ended up doing was printing the PDFs that the agent emailed to me, signing the forms, scanning them with my smartphone and emailing him the resulting PDF. It's really quite amazing that here in 2013 we still have entire industries that are based on images of handwriting on paper.
 
2013-02-26 04:43:03 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Million Moms is just a front for the American Family Association.  You know, that pro-religion, pro-censorship, anti-gay, overtly Holocaust revisionist tiny-minded bigot group that should be taken no more seriously in any national discusion than the KKK or the Aryan Nations.

Fundy Christians at it again.


Amended that for you, and yes, I think that the fact that they are a bunch of NARasite dominionist anti-LGBT hatemongers to the point they engage in frank anti-gay Holocaust revisionism and similar conspiracy theories to those that have literally been used to justify genocide against ethnic groups should be repeated and emphasized to the point it damn near becomes common knowledge.

(And no, I am NOT joking about that.  One of the "founding fathers" of the AFA, the actual founder of AFA-California, and still very close associate Scott Lively has published material that--quite literally--can be compared to the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion--only focusing on LGBT people rather than Jewish people.  The AFA to this day is probably the biggest distribution channel of Lively's particular brand of anti-gay Holocaust revisionism and "Gay Illuminati Theory", in fact.)

No group that actually claims ANY group of people are inherently degenerate, claims that people TARGETED in a genocide were its actual perpetrators, and claims that an entire group have been involved in a multi-millenial conspiracy to Destroy Civilisation And All Things Good because they are an inherently criminal group who should be considered subhuman and exterminated for the good of mankind should get ANY place in ANY national discussion table.  PERIOD.  I don't care if you're the KKK, the Aryan Nations, some Serbian anti-Bosniak group, some anti-Moslem org, or the AFA--once you inherently claim that an entire group of people are less civilised than chimpanzees and are somehow inherently Satanic and need to be destroyed like all those groups have, you don't get to be seen as anything other than a goddamn hatemongering asshole who frankly shouldn't be trusted with a plastic spork under the supervision of Responsible People.

(And yes, folks, this is why the AFA is listed as a hate group by SPLC--they have been SO anti-gay that a lot of the hate speech they promote against LGBT people can literally have the words "Homosexual" replaced with "Jew", "Homosexualist" replaced with "Race-Traitor", and it will read word for word like something from a neo-Nazi group.)
 
2013-02-26 04:45:46 PM

Canton: dennysgod: These people need to chill. It's not like we're talking about sheep.

Wow. Just... wow.

[i55.tinypic.com image 515x320]

/oblig


I have that shirt, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.  I believe it's an important message to convey to my fellow residents of north Florida (i.e., Florgia/Lower Alabama).
 
2013-02-26 05:00:12 PM

UtileDysfunktion: Mugato: 
WTF is a "fax machine"?
/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2

At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.

My usual response is:  "You're kidding, right?"


God, I'll never regret leaving the manufacturing sector behind several years ago.  People faxing orders left and right, complaining if the damned thing didn't work right.  I had to buy serial modems to get the server-based faxing to work when the old ones broke down.

I felt dirty.
 
2013-02-26 05:49:17 PM
OMM, you do know most people are never going to be attracted to animals, right?

/Seek help.
 
2013-02-26 06:04:38 PM
Prudish Pig isn't naive enough for them?
 
2013-02-26 06:09:20 PM
www.thecartoonpictures.com
 
2013-02-26 06:16:21 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
We call it Interspecies Erotica, farko.
 
2013-02-26 06:40:05 PM
Too much time on their hands.

If only there was a better place for those hands...
 
2013-02-26 07:08:41 PM
Ladies, Ladies, just because Missippi is full of pig farkers doesn't mean that everyone is tempted.
 
2013-02-26 07:40:13 PM

DLinds: Ladies, Ladies, just because Missippi is full of pig farkers doesn't mean that everyone is tempted.


 At least it's full of people who can spell Mississippi right. I'd take pig farkers over poor grammar any day.
 
2013-02-26 07:59:25 PM

Jument: UtileDysfunktion: Mugato:
WTF is a "fax machine"?
/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2

At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.

My usual response is:  "You're kidding, right?"

I just had to "fax" a bunch of forms to switch insurance companies (not to Geico). What I ended up doing was printing the PDFs that the agent emailed to me, signing the forms, scanning them with my smartphone and emailing him the resulting PDF. It's really quite amazing that here in 2013 we still have entire industries that are based on images of handwriting on paper.


they're called "signatures" and they are legally binding.
 
2013-02-26 09:06:16 PM
They should have said the commercial (along with pretty much every Geico commercial that's ever been made) was incredibly stupid.

Because that, unlike this derp, would have been true.
 
2013-02-26 09:31:27 PM
If it will help slow the bombardment of Geico commercials I can support these dipshiats for once.
 
2013-02-26 11:02:20 PM
And yet family groups still go to Disneyland. Go figure.
 
2013-02-27 12:58:06 AM
The voice of the pig also does those annoying Dart commercials. He needs to die from cancer of the everything.
 
2013-02-27 06:57:45 AM

IWood: God help them if they ever see the first episode of Dark Mirror.


Correction: Black Mirror. Yes, that would be a hilarious thing for them to watch :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mirror_(TV_series)
 
2013-02-27 04:56:25 PM

gshepnyc: airsupport: ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES

I swear to God, I would blow you right now for that.


Let's film it, and send the video to One Million Moms.
 
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