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2013-02-26 12:59:24 PM  
I suspect what they are really angry about is that the ad portrays women as horn-dogs, and as we all know, sex is evil and immoral. Especially if you enjoy it.

I thought the ad was mildly amusing. It takes a special kind of idiot to take the humor in the ad and declare that it promotes bestiality.
 
2013-02-26 01:02:51 PM  

airsupport: ONE MILLION 620 MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES


ftfy
 
2013-02-26 01:04:09 PM  
I couldn't find One Millions Moms on the Southern Poverty Law Center's "hate groups" list. But considering many other homophobic groups are, it shouldn't be too long.
 
2013-02-26 01:05:21 PM  
My open letter to One Million Moms:

"One Million Moms is an offensive issue. Your inability to rear children is not grounds for circling your covered wagons around draconian ideologies and superstitions. The inability to adapt and change has been life's way of shedding ineffective and obsolete attempts at survival. This group epitomizes the wrong side of history, and survives by dramatically clinging to relevancy.
One Million Moms is a joke, and a lame one at that. This group belongs in the late nineties! You should be along side idiot politicians and parents alike too prideful to accept your generation has been horrible parents!
Blame television. Blame video games. Blame violent movies and rap and heavy metal. BLAMING ANYTHING BUT YOURSELVES has been repertoire for years!
Your consistent splashes in the media have done nothing to further your cause. In fact, you've only alienated yourselves. Just like your children, I bet.
To be apart of this group one must be truly righteous and self-pious. You must combat with cognitive dissonance regularly, growing up in a small world without the things my generation has developed with. You must be frightened, seeing how quickly things have changed in your lifetime.
Change is slow and traumatic. Change is also inevitable. As is your mortality. You are on the wrong side of history, and will be remembered with shame.
-Your Son,
Who won't talk to you anymore..."

Nothing pisses me off like the memory of my neurotic mother.
/Pissed off
//Bad day
 
2013-02-26 01:08:27 PM  

indylaw: What must you believe about your kids to fear that this commercial will encourage them to experiment with farm animal sex?


You must believe that there exist various supernatural entities, some of which are actively attempting to tempt or coerce your crotchfruit into straying to the dark side and offending the sensibilities of other supernatural entities.
 
2013-02-26 01:11:06 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Wow.  You're way late to the party, "ladies".  This sort of thing has been around a long time.  Where do you think the term "porking" came from?

/Actually, that is a good question...


It came from just one mom.  Guess which.
 
2013-02-26 01:14:59 PM  

BronyMedic: Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.


Yeah, instead, the Democrats want to stifle the human rights of others based on the idea that it will lower insurance premiums.  Which makes them completely different!
 
2013-02-26 01:17:03 PM  

Diogenes: vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.


Oblig.

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2013-02-26 01:17:11 PM  

stonicus: [s22.postimage.org image 591x340]


Also:
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-02-26 01:20:03 PM  

Land Ark: stonicus: [s22.postimage.org image 591x340]

Also:
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That's the first thought that crossed my mind. Then again, I'm sure these jerks have already written the nibs off of their pens complaining about every Family Guy episode, already.
 
2013-02-26 01:20:54 PM  
Male pigs have cork screw shaped penii.
 
2013-02-26 01:22:43 PM  
I thought it just meant men are pigs.
 
2013-02-26 01:22:52 PM  
What's wrong with promoting bestiality?
 
2013-02-26 01:25:16 PM  
These people need to chill. It's not like we're talking about sheep.
 
2013-02-26 01:31:04 PM  
I don't know about this.  I've kinda taking a liking to that hot Gecko in their commercials.
 
2013-02-26 01:34:22 PM  
Circusdog320:
Hey one million moms...there's this thing on your tv's...it's called an off button. It's pretty straight forward you push it and your TV turns off! You don't even need a manual! Most often it says "power" but occasionally it says "on/off"...You can even accomplish this simple task from the remote control (side note: my Dad GRHS, always called the remote the Doer). Anyway...I ramble.

It's hard to recognize because OMM are bumbling amateurs, but the end game of orgs like this is always, always to impose repressive Dominionist Christianity on an entire nation, purge or forcibly convert the unbelievers, and use American military to put the non-Christian world to the sword in Christ's name.  Turning off the TV doesn't help with that.
 
2013-02-26 01:37:07 PM  
That commercial makes me unhappy, but it's clearly just fricking creepy and not advocating anything.
 
2013-02-26 01:43:56 PM  

Diogenes: Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


You do know the whole "pattycake" joke was put into the movie to circumvent this sort of implication, right?
 
2013-02-26 01:45:47 PM  
Have you seen the ad?  That girl is totally trying to get that pig to bang her.
 
2013-02-26 01:47:23 PM  
These morons again? Since "One Million Moms" is only a few thousand old hyper-conservative morons, I think they can safely be told to f*ck off.
 
2013-02-26 01:51:04 PM  

Diogenes: Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


also farmsluts
 
2013-02-26 01:51:13 PM  
Anything that pisses off the "family values" crowd is something I'd like to support.
 
2013-02-26 01:55:09 PM  
Knows what it's like.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/Thanks Smokey
//In case that's obscure.
 
2013-02-26 02:05:55 PM  

dennysgod: These people need to chill. It's not like we're talking about sheep.


Wow. Just... wow.

i55.tinypic.com

/oblig
 
2013-02-26 02:27:17 PM  
They do realize that the idea of a talking pig, driving a car, using a smart phone, and dating a woman is absurd, and thus not to be taken literally.  Right?  They do realize this, right?
 
2013-02-26 02:29:39 PM  
[deliverance.jpg]
 
2013-02-26 02:36:16 PM  
Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?
 
2013-02-26 02:50:21 PM  

give me doughnuts: mesmer242: Krieghund: mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

Maybe the pig's car was in the shop so he was catching a ride with the kid.

Someone in the thread already pointed out that possibility... which only raises the weirdness factor of a 35 year old pig being friends with a 12 year old boy.


That would certainly explain why he wasn't interested in porking the chick.


When did we determine the pig was 35? Could be 16 or 17 with a drivers license.
 
2013-02-26 02:54:06 PM  

durbnpoisn: Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?


When they figured out that people like us will talk about them thereby getting free advertising.  This family advocacy group did nothing but put more $ in Geico's pockets and made themselves look even stoopider.
 
2013-02-26 02:56:41 PM  

chuggernaught: They do realize that the idea of a talking pig, driving a car, using a smart phone, and dating a woman is absurd, and thus not to be taken literally.  Right?  They do realize this, right?


Waitaminute... that ad with the pig on the plane was totally real!  I saw him on a flight to DC not long ago.

/pork, get it?
//anyone?
 
2013-02-26 02:59:45 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: durbnpoisn: Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?

When they figured out that people like us will talk about them thereby getting free advertising.  This family advocacy group did nothing but put more $ in Geico's pockets and made themselves look even stoopider.



Of course, this is true.  And it's the exact same mentality that made Jersey Shore such a gigantic hit!  If people had kept their mouth's shut, rather than getting all upity about the misrepresentation of the actual Jersey Shore, that show would have been completely ignored.  Instead, we now have a bunch of barfly jerkoff's that are millionaire celebrities.
Good job people.  Good job.
 
2013-02-26 03:12:41 PM  

hdhale: CheekyMonkey: OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.


Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh harder, etc.
 
2013-02-26 03:16:39 PM  

airsupport: ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES


I swear to God, I would blow you right now for that.
 
2013-02-26 03:25:10 PM  

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over


The name's misleading. It's really a dozen guys (if that) with a fax machine.
 
2013-02-26 03:43:19 PM  
I don't think they are specifically talking bestiality, but that ths commercials are marketing sex to minors using cartoon like characters. Kind of like Camel Joe was for cigarettes.

Not saying I agree with them but it's a slightly less ridiculous claim.
 
2013-02-26 03:55:58 PM  
That'll do, pig.
 
2013-02-26 04:00:17 PM  

durbnpoisn: Too Pretty For Prison: durbnpoisn: Idiots.

I like the talking pig.  I think he's amusing.  Although I like the commercial with him on the plane better.

//Fruit Ninja!!

In related news:  When did it become the norm for insurance companies to compete with each other using humorous commercials?

When they figured out that people like us will talk about them thereby getting free advertising.  This family advocacy group did nothing but put more $ in Geico's pockets and made themselves look even stoopider.


Of course, this is true.  And it's the exact same mentality that made Jersey Shore such a gigantic hit!  If people had kept their mouth's shut, rather than getting all upity about the misrepresentation of the actual Jersey Shore, that show would have been completely ignored.  Instead, we now have a bunch of barfly jerkoff's that are millionaire celebrities.
Good job people.  Good job.



This. OMM reminds me of the Bloomfield Hills, Michigan idiot Terry Rakolta, who tried to organize a national boycott of the old TV series "Married ... with Children" ages ago. Seems Ms. Rakolta got upset about seeing a pretty girl running around in her lingerie and decided such filth couldn't be allowed to corrupt the minds of innocent young trolls. Funny thing is, her boycott backfired. The show had been struggling with only halfway decent ratings, and was in danger of getting cancelled before all the free publicity she gave it brought the cast and crew widespread attention from those curious to see what they'd been missing. Which happened to be Christina Applegate blossoming into full womanhood as Kelly Bundy right before our eyes. Oh yeah, I'll watch that, said every male between the ages of 8 and 80. As I recall, the cast of the series was so appreciative that they sent Ms. Rakolta a fruit basket for the holidays for several years afterward, just to thank her for giving them such a break in their careers.
 
2013-02-26 04:12:50 PM  
The gecko is played out. I'll take the faux-innocent pig over the faux-cockney lizard.
 
2013-02-26 04:19:23 PM  

Paris1127: Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over

The name's misleading. It's really a dozen guys (if that) with a fax machine.


WTF is a "fax machine"?

/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2
 
2013-02-26 04:31:13 PM  

gshepnyc: airsupport: ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES

I swear to God, I would blow you right now for that.



Um...

ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES
 
2013-02-26 04:31:43 PM  
Mugato: 
WTF is a "fax machine"?
/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2


At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.

My usual response is:  "You're kidding, right?"
 
2013-02-26 04:37:30 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Mugato:
WTF is a "fax machine"?
/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2

At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.

My usual response is:  "You're kidding, right?"


I just had to "fax" a bunch of forms to switch insurance companies (not to Geico). What I ended up doing was printing the PDFs that the agent emailed to me, signing the forms, scanning them with my smartphone and emailing him the resulting PDF. It's really quite amazing that here in 2013 we still have entire industries that are based on images of handwriting on paper.
 
2013-02-26 04:43:03 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Million Moms is just a front for the American Family Association.  You know, that pro-religion, pro-censorship, anti-gay, overtly Holocaust revisionist tiny-minded bigot group that should be taken no more seriously in any national discusion than the KKK or the Aryan Nations.

Fundy Christians at it again.


Amended that for you, and yes, I think that the fact that they are a bunch of NARasite dominionist anti-LGBT hatemongers to the point they engage in frank anti-gay Holocaust revisionism and similar conspiracy theories to those that have literally been used to justify genocide against ethnic groups should be repeated and emphasized to the point it damn near becomes common knowledge.

(And no, I am NOT joking about that.  One of the "founding fathers" of the AFA, the actual founder of AFA-California, and still very close associate Scott Lively has published material that--quite literally--can be compared to the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion--only focusing on LGBT people rather than Jewish people.  The AFA to this day is probably the biggest distribution channel of Lively's particular brand of anti-gay Holocaust revisionism and "Gay Illuminati Theory", in fact.)

No group that actually claims ANY group of people are inherently degenerate, claims that people TARGETED in a genocide were its actual perpetrators, and claims that an entire group have been involved in a multi-millenial conspiracy to Destroy Civilisation And All Things Good because they are an inherently criminal group who should be considered subhuman and exterminated for the good of mankind should get ANY place in ANY national discussion table.  PERIOD.  I don't care if you're the KKK, the Aryan Nations, some Serbian anti-Bosniak group, some anti-Moslem org, or the AFA--once you inherently claim that an entire group of people are less civilised than chimpanzees and are somehow inherently Satanic and need to be destroyed like all those groups have, you don't get to be seen as anything other than a goddamn hatemongering asshole who frankly shouldn't be trusted with a plastic spork under the supervision of Responsible People.

(And yes, folks, this is why the AFA is listed as a hate group by SPLC--they have been SO anti-gay that a lot of the hate speech they promote against LGBT people can literally have the words "Homosexual" replaced with "Jew", "Homosexualist" replaced with "Race-Traitor", and it will read word for word like something from a neo-Nazi group.)
 
2013-02-26 04:45:46 PM  

Canton: dennysgod: These people need to chill. It's not like we're talking about sheep.

Wow. Just... wow.

[i55.tinypic.com image 515x320]

/oblig


I have that shirt, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.  I believe it's an important message to convey to my fellow residents of north Florida (i.e., Florgia/Lower Alabama).
 
2013-02-26 05:00:12 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Mugato: 
WTF is a "fax machine"?
/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2

At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.

My usual response is:  "You're kidding, right?"


God, I'll never regret leaving the manufacturing sector behind several years ago.  People faxing orders left and right, complaining if the damned thing didn't work right.  I had to buy serial modems to get the server-based faxing to work when the old ones broke down.

I felt dirty.
 
2013-02-26 05:49:17 PM  
OMM, you do know most people are never going to be attracted to animals, right?

/Seek help.
 
2013-02-26 06:04:38 PM  
Prudish Pig isn't naive enough for them?
 
2013-02-26 06:09:20 PM  
www.thecartoonpictures.com
 
2013-02-26 06:16:21 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
We call it Interspecies Erotica, farko.
 
2013-02-26 06:40:05 PM  
Too much time on their hands.

If only there was a better place for those hands...
 
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