SnarfVader: That's the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks.


i saw that on tv several times.  and it is funny (the actress is a semi-regular on one of those shiatty Disney / Nickelodeon tweener sitcoms).  i just can't believe this was broadcast.  i'm no prude, i'm just amazed that a pretty reputable company paid for the ad and whatever censors/ S+P folks didn't have a problem with it.

Have they seen the Orangina Commercial yet?  That's a killer :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

what do you expect geico to do with a $1 billion advertising budget? be responsible with policy holders money and lower premiums?

ows: what do you expect geico to do with a $1 billion advertising budget? be responsible with policy holders money and lower premiums?


hand on my heart, i called geico last week about my premiums, and i cracked a joke about either the lizard or maybe the pig, and the geico lady said "warren buffet pays for the ads with outside money, we don't use any Geico money for the commercials.  he really likes the quirky, funny ads, so he pays for them himself."

who knows.

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over

I don't know how many of them there are, but I sure wish I was married to one of them. That seems like it would be a real treat.

//also agree with your assessment of the commercial. It always creeped me out a little.

He got his drivers license because he's not a Pot-Bellied Pig...

abhorrent1: It's corkscrew shaped for her pleasure!  Isn't also like a 10 minute long money shot? Bukakke hevan!

Having once lived on Bacon Ridge Road, site of three separate hog farms, I can verify your first assertion.

The money shot, however does not last ten minutes.  Boars are enthusiastic but clumsy copulators, and sometimes their emission goes astray.  From what I regularly saw, it lasts about as long as any other mammal's.  What the money shot is, however, is ten yards long.  They can really let it fly.

Kind of explains that silly grin they have, too.

Wait till they find out about Japanese anime porn.

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I have a weird boner right now.

Uglybarnacle: Have they seen the Orangina Commercial yet?  That's a killer :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

That must be required showing at every Furry convention.

Don't tell them about Howard the Duck

/there is probably a better pic of these two, but let's be honest, Lea's hot ass is the only redeeming quality of this movie.

What about duck sex?

HatMadeOfAss: My wife and I were talking about how creepy that commercial concept is.  Not protest worthy, but still a bit off that some chick wants quiet time with a pig.

/Fruit Ninja!

it's almost as if the sheer absurdity of it is supposed to be taken as...funny.

\literalism will kill us all
\\only figuratively, though

Galloping Galoshes: 2chris2: I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?

Pig was metaphor.  Many women date pigs.  This pig was more interested in his app than the hot chick next to him.

Metaphors are a bit to sophisticated for the neoconservative theocratic mind.

Which is ironic considering the excuses they make for their bible.

Agent Smiths Laugh: Galloping Galoshes: 2chris2: I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?

Pig was metaphor.  Many women date pigs.  This pig was more interested in his app than the hot chick next to him.

Metaphors are a bit too* sophisticated for the neoconservative theocratic mind.

Which is ironic considering the excuses they make for their bible.

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Don't tell them about Howard the Duck

/there is probably a better pic of these two, but let's be honest, Lea's hot ass is the only redeeming quality of this movie.

You and me, we're on the same page.

Looks like the ad is working, people are talking about it.......

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Yep.  Brian has had sex with a multitude of hot chicks.  Heck, he gave The Hills star Lauren Conrad worms for goodness sake. Bestiality is a running joke on that show - that nobody seems to notice.

mesmer242: Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

You forgot "underage driving".

rickythepenguin: then it cuts back to her daydreaming in the store, with the two muscular dudes still starting at her. she makes a face then the commercial ends.

How could you leave out the last hunky dude shot, of him handling a pair of melons?

findthefish: Anyone remember Bugs Bunny in drag being completely effective in seducing Elmer Fudd?

/stupid sexy bunny

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Deucednuisance: How could you leave out the last hunky dude shot, of him handling a pair of melons?

ha.  i forgot that part.

i hear they shot a scene of one of the guys at the meat counter, slapping a 2 foot, 4inch thick hard salami on a roasted pork butt, but it wasn't subtle enough.

OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

blatz514: ChrisDe: I don't think real pigs can talk.

Would like a word...

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Porky is also quoted as saying: "Th-th-that's ju-ju-just silly, d-d-dating a human.  I st-st-stick to my own sp-sp-sp-sp-sp swine tail!

SisterMaryElephant: methinks the head woman of this lovely organization needs a mental health evaluation.


/i don't want what she's smoking.

I'm betting there are drugs involved on both sides of this stupidity, and none of them good.

CheekyMonkey: OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

i'm ok you're ok

racist christian bigots

hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.

BronyMedic: hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.

It's funny... it's the same book that says to respect government officials as god was the one who put them in power.  For example, Obama.

I couldn't be less of a prude, but that commercial kinda gave me the creeps -- I can see where some wold consider it inappropriate.

stonicus: It's funny... it's the same book that says to respect government officials as god was the one who put them in power.  For example, Obama.

Ha HA! Mind...BLOWN.

Krieghund: mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

Maybe the pig's car was in the shop so he was catching a ride with the kid.

Someone in the thread already pointed out that possibility... which only raises the weirdness factor of a 35 year old pig being friends with a 12 year old boy.

What must you believe about your kids to fear that this commercial will encourage them to experiment with farm animal sex?

stonicus: BronyMedic: hdhale: You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Well, to be fair to him, it's not democrats who are seeking to stifle the human rights of others under the guise of a supreme moral authority given to them by a 2000 year old book, which is less accurate than the  Twilight saga.

But, yeah. You just keep whining.

It's funny... it's the same book that says to respect government officials as god was the one who put them in power.  For example, Obama.

You're taking those scriptures out of context!

/am I doing that right?

vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Which end?

And thus get more people to watch the ad.

Nice job, 50,000 Moms with Too Much Free Time on Their Hands.

rickythepenguin: ows: what do you expect geico to do with a $1 billion advertising budget? be responsible with policy holders money and lower premiums?


hand on my heart, i called geico last week about my premiums, and i cracked a joke about either the lizard or maybe the pig, and the geico lady said "warren buffet pays for the ads with outside money, we don't use any Geico money for the commercials.  he really likes the quirky, funny ads, so he pays for them himself."

who knows.

An employee of Geico says that Geico doesn't use its own money to pay for its commercials?

Geico employees are stupid.

Mugato: The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over

I'm convinced One Million Moms is actually Three Guys In a Basement.

hdhale: CheekyMonkey: OK, folks.  The real reason that the idiots in One Million Moms Morons have a problem with this commercial is that the pig reminds them of their fat, Republican husbands, who are completely uninterested in farking their wives, because they are wide-stanced, in-the-closet homosexuals.

If your pig wouldn't fark you, you'd be pissed too.  They just can't come right out and tell you thre real reason.

You...seem to find evil Republicans under every rock and in every situation, no matter however barely tethered to politics it might be...

Assuming it's a nice day where you are, go for a walk and get some fresh air.  If not, find a good book, preferably some escapist fiction that will get your mind out of Obama's ass for a few hours.

Sorry if I hurt your poor widdle Republican feelings, but let's call a spade a spade (and I'm not talking about Obama here).  One Million Morons is a Republican organization with a completely retarded agenda, and you, as a Republican, should be attempting to distance yourself as much as possible from these idiots, and others like them.  But no, you're content to continue sucking the dicks of the Bible-thumpers, and thus continuing the Republican party's ever-quickening spiral into irrelevancy.

Also, it's interesting that you should jump to the conclusion that I'm an Obama supporter.  While I think he's certainly a better president than his predecessor, and likely better the candidates "your team" ran against him, I think the two-party system is fundamentally flawed, and responsible for much that is wrong with the US, so did not vote for him.  Either time.