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(Gawker)   Family values group accuses GEICO pig commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place   (gawker.com) divider line 209
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2013-02-26 10:40:12 AM
"The group/collection of homophobic trolls"

I guess "troll" really has come to mean anyone with whom someone disagrees. I don't think these women do it for the lulz
 
2013-02-26 10:40:15 AM
Reminds me of when the FCC received thousands of complaints. From one or two people.

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If you don't like America, or capitalism, or the thought of a person touching swine, just f*ck off to Saudi Arabia or something. They feel just like you do.
 
2013-02-26 10:41:19 AM

clintster: NEXT! One or Two "Moms" decry implied sadomasochistic miscegenation in Dikembe Mutombo GEICO ads

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I like that series of adds better than the pig and gecko anyway.
 
2013-02-26 10:42:22 AM
Look OMM is stupid and should be mocked for all of their insanity... But to say that this one exact commercial doesn't basically come out and say the girl wants to fark the pig is insane as well.
 
2013-02-26 10:42:23 AM
I wasn't morally outraged, but the commercial did creep me out. Unless the pig is a metaphor or something.
 
2013-02-26 10:42:46 AM

blatz514: ChrisDe: I don't think real pigs can talk.

Would like a word...

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NSFW!!!
 
2013-02-26 10:43:28 AM
Remember: All men are pigs, but not all pigs are men.
 
2013-02-26 10:45:28 AM
Hey one million moms...there's this thing on your tv's...it's called an off button. It's pretty straight forward you push it and your TV turns off! You don't even need a manual! Most often it says "power" but occasionally it says "on/off"...You can even accomplish this simple task from the remote control (side note: my Dad GRHS, always called the remote the Doer). Anyway...I ramble.
 
2013-02-26 10:46:08 AM
Where were these farktards when Bob Dole was doing commericals where he was looking to double-team Brittney Spears with his dog?
 
2013-02-26 10:46:09 AM
Maybe she just wanted to find out if the tail was the only thing about him that's curly.
 
2013-02-26 10:46:35 AM
Um... why are people saying "Fruit Ninja"? Is this something I need to know about?
 
2013-02-26 10:47:59 AM
methinks the head woman of this lovely organization needs a mental health evaluation.


/i don't want what she's smoking.
 
2013-02-26 10:48:04 AM
I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME
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IT'S NOT BESTIALITY
 
2013-02-26 10:49:01 AM
I wonder where they stood on the Trojan commercials where they used pigs as men until they went to buy a condom?
 
2013-02-26 10:51:05 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


He's not 12 he's 35.......and that just makes it worse doesn't it.
 
2013-02-26 10:52:33 AM
Anyone remember Bugs Bunny in drag being completely effective in seducing Elmer Fudd?

/stupid sexy bunny
 
2013-02-26 10:54:41 AM
Thanks a lot, gay marriage.
 
2013-02-26 10:55:51 AM

genner: mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway

He's not 12 he's 35.......and that just makes it worse doesn't it.


After I wrote my post I started wondering what the equivalent of pig years to human years is. Once you un-suspend your disbelief about those commercials, you'll never make it back. So just let it go, man, just let it go.
 
2013-02-26 10:55:51 AM

John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.


Dude, the chick in the front seat is just dying to suck the pigs dick, you can totally see it written all over her face!!!
 
2013-02-26 10:56:04 AM
ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGES
 
2013-02-26 10:56:56 AM
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2013-02-26 10:59:19 AM

2chris2: I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?


Pig was metaphor.  Many women date pigs.  This pig was more interested in his app than the hot chick next to him.
 
2013-02-26 11:00:26 AM

SDRR: John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.

Dude, the chick in the front seat is just dying to suck the pigs dick, you can totally see it written all over her face!!!


Pig orgasms last 30 minutes.  There will be a lot more than THAT written on her face, I can tell you that.
 
2013-02-26 11:00:53 AM
So having sex with a cop is now considered bestiality?

....Good.
 
2013-02-26 11:01:33 AM
Adele got laid.  I don't see the big deal.
 
2013-02-26 11:02:25 AM

Mr_Fabulous: Um... why are people saying "Fruit Ninja"? Is this something I need to know about?


Try watching the commercial?
 
2013-02-26 11:05:20 AM

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What's green, 6" long and smells like bacon?
 
2013-02-26 11:06:15 AM
I'm just glad these 2 were able to find happiness

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2013-02-26 11:06:24 AM
They got rid of me for a lizard and a pig! You bet I'm pissed!

jocksandstilettojill.com
 
2013-02-26 11:06:25 AM

Glancing Blow: Yes, and that had nothing to do with the product being sold.


In a GEICO commercial???  GASP
 
2013-02-26 11:07:15 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


That first commercial came out a couple of years ago and since then Maxwell has gotten into Xtreme sports and can even go on an airplane unaccompanied so I figure he has to be 16-18 yr old

/thinks the pig is kinda cute
//only in a non-sexual way
 
2013-02-26 11:07:42 AM

Benjamin Orr: Mr_Fabulous: Um... why are people saying "Fruit Ninja"? Is this something I need to know about?

Try watching the commercial?


Fruit Ninja!!!
 
2013-02-26 11:08:03 AM

John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.


Seriously. Maxwell's sitting in the car with that cute girl and all he does is play with his phone? I figured the Farkwit Brigade would be more upset about the implied homosexuality.
 
2013-02-26 11:08:54 AM

DoctorCal: Need to find this commercial, so I can be outraged, too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY

First time watching that and the ending is GREAT!  Making out = sex?
 
2013-02-26 11:10:06 AM
Like all conservative advocacy groups, their name and stated mission is the exact opposite of what they actually do.

 One Million Moms = Angry White Men
 
2013-02-26 11:12:27 AM
I saw the new GEICO commercial in which the pig responds to the cop at a traffic stop with "did you pull me over because I'm a pig driving a car?"  We're through the 4th wall here, people!

Anyhow, the girl wanting to make out with the pig is weird, but it is a talking pig that can drive and use a smart phone with its trotters.  I seriously can't imagine even bringing this up to anyone other than someone watching the commercial with me.  Furthermore, the pig isn't even in to it.

"One Million Moms" sounds like "One Million Husbands That Will Be Working Late Tonight... and Every Night" or "One Million Closeted-Gay Husbands Thankful That She's Distracted."  Poor guys.
 
2013-02-26 11:13:22 AM
I don't know if you would call in Bestiality, maybe more like Xenoality. That "pig" is after all sentient.

Maybe she's like a female Kirk - if it talks, try to fark it.
 
2013-02-26 11:13:40 AM
The best Maxwell commercial

It only plays on IFC.
 
2013-02-26 11:14:36 AM
I'm porky pigging it right now, so I'm laughing my butt off with this thread.
 
2013-02-26 11:14:53 AM

SnarfVader: The best Maxwell commercial

It only plays on IFC.


That is pretty funny.
 
2013-02-26 11:16:33 AM

mesmer242: //the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


The pig should be turned into bacon for being a pig.
 
2013-02-26 11:16:41 AM
My wife and I were talking about how creepy that commercial concept is.  Not protest worthy, but still a bit off that some chick wants quiet time with a pig.

/Fruit Ninja!
 
2013-02-26 11:18:40 AM
Google "double action plumber commercial".  it's incredible that this was broadcast in america.

it is this hottish housewife at the grocery store, who sees the product called, whatever, "Double Action Formula", and she startles, then steals a peek at this hugely muscular dude working at the store, and she trembles, and then sees this other hugely muscular guy there, then she dream-sequences to being at her house.  doorbell rings, the first guy says "I'm here to snake your drain", and the second goes "I'm here to clean your pipes" and she makes this orgasm-y sound.

cut to her pouring the product into the drain, with a cartoon graphic of the potion scrubbing all the grease/hair away, with voiceover of "double the action with new liquid doulbe action plumber!"

then it cuts back to her daydreaming in the store, with the two muscular dudes still starting at her.  she makes a face then the commercial ends.


IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL
 
2013-02-26 11:20:18 AM

rickythepenguin: IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM


Or i guess i could just link it....
 
2013-02-26 11:20:58 AM
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2013-02-26 11:25:12 AM

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Between this and Disney's Maid Marion, I think we've figured out the source of an entire generation of furries.

That's GEICO commercial really puts me in the mood for a 'bacon sandwich' if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-26 11:25:14 AM
I kind of thought this to, but then I remembered all men are pigs.
 
2013-02-26 11:25:25 AM

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: IT'S A GODAMN DOUBLE PENETRATION COMMERCIAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM


Or i guess i could just link it....


That's the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks.
 
2013-02-26 11:26:13 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.


I utterly hated those commercials with the passion of 10,000 suns.  Never before did I grab the remote so fast to hit the mute button or to change the channel.  Like nails on a chalkboard.  And as if GEICO ads weren't annoying enough before they introduced the pig.


/I specifically tell my insurance broker to exclude GEICO when reviewing new policies
 
2013-02-26 11:26:59 AM

dryknife: They got rid of me for a lizard and a pig! You bet I'm pissed!

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Yeah, but now he's the Made of Money Man.
 
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