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(Gawker)   Family values group accuses GEICO pig commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place   (gawker.com) divider line 209
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2013-02-26 08:03:23 AM
Need to find this commercial, so I can be outraged, too.
 
2013-02-26 08:14:33 AM
"Family values" is a pretty nifty hoax to throw upon people.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 08:32:16 AM
It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
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2013-02-26 09:18:33 AM
Wait 'til they hear about the lizard.
 
2013-02-26 09:19:04 AM
Wow.  They must have really hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 
2013-02-26 09:39:26 AM
Wow.  You're way late to the party, "ladies".  This sort of thing has been around a long time.  Where do you think the term "porking" came from?

/Actually, that is a good question...
 
2013-02-26 09:39:29 AM
The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again

I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.

/admittedly the commercial is kind of farked up
//but nothing to farking protest over
 
2013-02-26 09:48:04 AM
That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.
 
2013-02-26 09:51:28 AM

vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.


Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.
 
2013-02-26 10:05:50 AM
and in a few years, One Million Messed Up Kids.
 
2013-02-26 10:06:01 AM
Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married?  Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek   Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.
 
2013-02-26 10:07:34 AM
I wonder what they think about a pig and a frog? Is that OK because there are no humans involved?
 
2013-02-26 10:09:16 AM

Diogenes: vernonFL: That one Old Spice commercial made me want to have sex with a centaur. Actually I've kinda always been into centaurs.

Sure.  Hung like a horse but has better teeth.  I'm totally with you.


And you always have a ride home afterwards.
 
2013-02-26 10:15:08 AM
I don't think real pigs can talk.
 
2013-02-26 10:15:12 AM
You reveal too much about yourself, One Million Moms.
 
2013-02-26 10:15:54 AM

vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
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Um, this commercial was about sex.  The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig.  That was the joke.
 
2013-02-26 10:17:15 AM

Endive Wombat: Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married?  Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek   Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.


Sure seems that way
 
2013-02-26 10:18:19 AM

Mugato: I seriously doubt there actually a million of these screeching harpies.


If I remember correctly, there's about a dozen of them, and only two or three are even female, much less mothers. It's just the American Farkhead Association under a fake name.
 
2013-02-26 10:18:20 AM
The leader of some Family values group accuseswants to fark the GEICO pig, and is overcompensating. commercials of "promoting bestiality". Subby still unsure over how the pig got his drivers license in the first place
 
2013-02-26 10:19:06 AM
Umm the pig turned her down and clearly is saving himself for marriage.......why the outrage he's a good role model?
 
2013-02-26 10:19:10 AM
The "advocacy group" One Million Moms is at it again.

Noooope.  They're Westboro Lite.  fark off.
 
2013-02-26 10:19:11 AM
Everything goes good with bacon. :)
 
2013-02-26 10:19:16 AM
Knows something about Family Values

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2013-02-26 10:20:06 AM

vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.


In their defense, though that's one HOT pig.
 
2013-02-26 10:20:29 AM

Mentat: vpb: It's kind of amazing the things that they can relate to sex.  It's almost as though they are struggling with some sort of difficult sexual issues of their own and projecting them onto other people.
.

Um, this commercial was about sex.  The woman was pretty obviously angling to make out with a pig.  That was the joke.


Yes, and that had nothing to do with the product being sold.  I'm not saying their pushing bestiality - why bother, women having been dating pigs since Adam and Eve.
 
2013-02-26 10:20:30 AM
While I personally think the commercial is a lil creepy, IT'S A FARKING GOOFY COMMERCIAL

This is also fapping material for Arnold Ziffel. Somebody think about the Ziffels.
 
2013-02-26 10:20:37 AM

metallion: Everything goes good with bacon. :)


that's just sick (in relation to the commercial)

that's 100% correct (NOT in relation to the commercial)
 
2013-02-26 10:22:43 AM
Million Moms is just a front for the American Family Association.  You know, that pro-religion, pro-censorship, anti-gay tiny-minded bigot group.

Fundy Christians at it again.
 
2013-02-26 10:22:56 AM

ChrisDe: I don't think real pigs can talk.


Would like a word...

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2013-02-26 10:23:04 AM
I too have a problem with Fruit Ninja.
 
2013-02-26 10:23:08 AM
God help them if they ever see the first episode of Dark Mirror.
 
2013-02-26 10:23:11 AM
Fruiiit Ninja!
 
2013-02-26 10:23:18 AM
It's corkscrew shaped for her pleasure!  Isn't also like a 10 minute long money shot? Bukakke hevan!
 
2013-02-26 10:23:41 AM

jehovahs witness protection: While I personally think the commercial is a lil creepy, IT'S A FARKING GOOFY COMMERCIAL

This is also fapping material for Arnold Ziffel. Somebody think about the Ziffels.


The farking goofy portion of my comment was just another sample of accidental genius.
 
2013-02-26 10:23:42 AM
"'Pocket Ninja' !"


Love this ad.


Maxwell is a far better GEICO mascot than that annoying gecko.


Why can't every member of OMM spontaneously combust in manufactured outrage?
 
2013-02-26 10:24:33 AM

Apos: "'Pocket Fruit Ninja' !"


Love this ad.


Maxwell is a far better GEICO mascot than that annoying gecko.


Why can't every member of OMM spontaneously combust in manufactured outrage?


FTFM
 
2013-02-26 10:24:40 AM

Endive Wombat: Do they also object to children's cartoons that shows different species getting married?  Think the dragon and the donkey from Shrek   Because those animals are metaphors for human ethic diversity, so what this really means is that they object to interracial marriage.


Are you sure about that?

It's been a while since I saw the movie so I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that the dragon never talks and doesn't have any sort of implied ethnicity. Just because a black man voices him doesn't mean that the donkey represents black people.  Like I said I might be wrong but IMO it seems more likely that the dragon represents fatties since they make several fat jokes about the dragon, and we all know how we should feel about fatties.
 
2013-02-26 10:25:06 AM
FRUIT NINJA!

I seriously hate these commercials, but I really get a kick out of that.

But bestiality? Come on.
 
2013-02-26 10:26:35 AM
Jut another Westover Baptist.
 
2013-02-26 10:27:31 AM
I actually had the same response to the commercial.  "What the hell, the woman wants to have sex with the pig?  And the pig turns her down?"

I wasn't outraged, it was more like, what the hell did I just watch?
 
2013-02-26 10:29:32 AM

Iceman_Cometh: Fruiiit Ninja!


John Napkintosh: FRUIT NINJA!


Fruit Ninjaaa!
 
2013-02-26 10:30:57 AM
So this group represents people that fear they can be swayed to fark pigs by an insurance commercial?
 
2013-02-26 10:31:03 AM
What about the pet food commercials that have dogs licking owners on the lips?

Saw one the other day featuring a female military member retuning home to a very large and amorous dog.

Maybe I should alert OMM?
 
2013-02-26 10:32:54 AM
Fruit... Oh goddamnitsomuch
 
2013-02-26 10:33:35 AM
NEXT! One or Two "Moms" decry implied sadomasochistic miscegenation in Dikembe Mutombo GEICO ads

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2013-02-26 10:33:52 AM
Ok, I did not see that in the online review.

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2013-02-26 10:34:23 AM
The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway
 
2013-02-26 10:35:07 AM
If your group's name has "Family" or "Patriot" in it, I can usually be pretty safe in ignoring whatever it is you have to say.
 
2013-02-26 10:39:26 AM

mesmer242: The first commercial with the pig (Wheeee!) he was being driven home by his friend's mom, so presumably the pig is less than 12 years old.

Therefore, the most recent commercial (which is terrible for all sorts of reasons - slightly creepy only being one of them), isn't just promoting bestiality, it's promoting pedophilic bestiality.

/things I never thought I'd write
//the pig should be turned into bacon for being annoying anyway


FRUIT NINJA!
 
2013-02-26 10:39:53 AM
This little piggy went to tuna town!
 
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