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2013-02-26 01:46:40 PM
Darwinism, ladies and gentlemen. A dog that habitually eats rocks just isn't meant to be or reproduce.
 
2013-02-26 01:54:11 PM

sex0r: oldfarthenry: Your average lab is dumber than the sh*t it produces.
Most people know this.

Not really.  Labs consistently score near the top in studies measuring dog intelligence. There is a reason why they excel at being service dogs, search and rescue, etc.  They're not dumb, they're just goofy bastards that like to eat everything they can find.


The three I have had, still have one, were all smart.

/current one checks the doorway for the screen.
//once in a while she forgets to check but is not moving fast enough to do damage.
///also does not eat rocks.
 
2013-02-26 01:59:07 PM

oldfarthenry: Your average lab is dumber than the sh*t it produces.
Most people know this.


One of the dumbest dogs I've ever seen was my little sister's lab/rottweiler mix. Good dog, be deal lord was it a farking moron.
 
2013-02-26 01:59:59 PM

sex0r: oldfarthenry: Your average lab is dumber than the sh*t it produces.
Most people know this.

Not really.  Labs consistently score near the top in studies measuring dog intelligence. There is a reason why they excel at being service dogs, search and rescue, etc.  They're not dumb, they're just goofy bastards that like to eat everything they can find.


This, to a degree. Zeke, the family lab mix is not picky when it comes to food, but he does have limits. As a highly energetic puppy, he chewed up just about everything in the garage (which is used primarily as a dog run, not a car storage area) but didn't actually eat what he destroyed. Which is good, because flower pot shards would have been hell on his stomach. He knows the difference between food and non-food, even if his definition of "food" includes poop.

To be fair, he's one quarter border collie, so maybe he's smarter than the average pureblood lab, but I don't think it's by much. Between his love of food, stubborn streak, and easy-going personality, he acts like a lab.
 
2013-02-26 02:02:34 PM
I wonder if it was the salt on the rocks that made them so appealing?
 
2013-02-26 02:07:42 PM

sex0r: oldfarthenry: Your average lab is dumber than the sh*t it produces.
Most people know this.

Not really.  Labs consistently score near the top in studies measuring dog intelligence. There is a reason why they excel at being service dogs, search and rescue, etc.  They're not dumb, they're just goofy bastards that like to eat everything they can find.


But why rocks? Do they have a nice smell that eludes humans? They're not chewy. Do dogs get comfort from just swallowing things?
 
2013-02-26 02:39:27 PM

Nogale: sex0r: oldfarthenry: Your average lab is dumber than the sh*t it produces.
Most people know this.

Not really.  Labs consistently score near the top in studies measuring dog intelligence. There is a reason why they excel at being service dogs, search and rescue, etc.  They're not dumb, they're just goofy bastards that like to eat everything they can find.

But why rocks? Do they have a nice smell that eludes humans? They're not chewy. Do dogs get comfort from just swallowing things?


A lab is a walking nose with a stomach attached.  Like most breeds, some a pretty and smart, some are either or, and some are neither.
 
2013-02-26 03:43:28 PM
I used to have a black lab. Loved him so much, I'll probably never get another one.

Somehow he was stupid and smart at the same time and while fast, he never actually caught a squirrel ... but he loved people and never barked unless there was a problem. I mean, how lucky can you get to score a dog that doesn't bark unless there is an emergency!? I certainly didn't train him to do that, so I know I won't get that lucky again.

I miss my old friend :(
 
2013-02-26 03:48:09 PM
Labs are notoriously dumb, but on the other hand, this makes sense for a hungry dog. They look like they were of a size that could be swallowed, and no doubt they're filling.
 
2013-02-26 05:12:09 PM
Pi - ka- chu!
 
2013-02-26 06:30:00 PM
Wouldn't that be "pika-chew"? (With worn teeth?)
 
2013-02-26 06:45:55 PM
I had a girlfriend with a pet labrador - she was truly special! I'd play fetch with her for hours, so she absolutely loved me. When I came round she'd go mental greeting me, I'd pet her and then she'd roll over for me to tickle her tummy - only instead of just rolling over sideways, she'd sort of try to roll over forwards, so she'd end up doing a kind of a demented headstand with her ass pointing in the air. It used to absolutely crack me up!

The dog was fun too.
 
2013-02-26 07:53:41 PM
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Bad dog
 
2013-02-26 09:55:43 PM
That dog may be dumb enough to eat rocks but apparently they taught him to crap in a basket indoors.
 
2013-02-26 10:30:48 PM
Bad owners. How do you not notice your dog eating rocks?

/black lab owner
 
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