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(Lawrence Journal-World)   Shaolin blind kitty stealing and the Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous. Do you think your Wu-Tang sword and blind kitty can defeat me?   (www2.ljworld.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-26 05:20:52 PM
3 votes:
From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again.
The RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Kitten
Man!
K-I-T-T-E-N, Man!
K-I-T-T-E-N, Man!
Hey, you, get off my meow
You don't know me and you don't know my style


/Okay, I've probably taken this a little too far.
2013-02-26 11:05:16 AM
3 votes:
Wu-Tang kitty ain't nothin to fark with!

Wu-Tang kitty ain't nothin to fark with!

Wu-Tang kitty ain't nothin to fark with!
2013-02-26 10:52:24 AM
3 votes:
Cats Rule Everything Around Me.
2013-02-26 10:46:38 AM
3 votes:
An honest to god cat burgler.
2013-02-26 11:38:15 AM
2 votes:
unimpressed
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2013-02-26 11:21:04 AM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-26 11:12:31 AM
2 votes:
He remained in Douglas County Jail Monday with bond set at $25,000.

Sounds like he needs to diversify his bail bonds.
2013-02-26 10:55:19 AM
2 votes:

studebaker hoch: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 500x455]


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.


Way to fark up a Wu Tang thread, asshole.
2013-02-26 04:51:15 PM
1 votes:
I am so loving this thread!

Keep up the great work as always, Farkers! Yall RULE!
2013-02-26 04:14:49 PM
1 votes:

DetrimentalScience: Rwa2play: Farce-Side: studebaker hoch: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 500x455]


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.

Way to fark up a Wu Tang thread, asshole.

We need to point a gat at his mother's knot.

/YO! DON'T THAT SH*T MAN!
/FARK THAT

I think the only solution is...

Yeah, torture motherfarkers what!


Put his nuts on the dresser and bang them shiats with a spiked bat.

BLAU!
2013-02-26 03:13:47 PM
1 votes:
Blind kitty style is immensely strong and immune to nearly any weapon.
2013-02-26 01:15:27 PM
1 votes:
I shall commit blasphemy by stating that where Rock had Led Zep, Rap has the Wu.

/BOW! Now it's all over
//kittehs seein' pink hearts yellow moons orange stars and green clovers...
2013-02-26 12:08:00 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-26 11:58:10 AM
1 votes:
Please, I'm a master of Shaq-Fu.
2013-02-26 11:44:12 AM
1 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
Wasn't this an episode of Kung Fu?
2013-02-26 10:53:09 AM
1 votes:
Apparently, he's nothing to fark with.
2013-02-26 10:52:38 AM
1 votes:
When I was little my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire; and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils. My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father and his blind cat... but they didn't.

That was the night everything changed.
2013-02-26 10:49:27 AM
1 votes:

ADubs86: Blind kitty brings the motherfarking ruckus. His Glock bursts, leaves in a hearse, he did worse.


Came to reference the mutherfarking ruckus.  Leaving to get the money, dolla dolla bills y'all.
2013-02-26 10:44:48 AM
1 votes:
Engarde! I'll let you try my Wu-Tang Style!
 
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