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(Lawrence Journal-World)   Shaolin blind kitty stealing and the Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous. Do you think your Wu-Tang sword and blind kitty can defeat me?   (www2.ljworld.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-26 10:52:38 AM  
4 votes:
When I was little my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire; and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils. My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father and his blind cat... but they didn't.

That was the night everything changed.
2013-02-26 10:55:19 AM  
3 votes:

studebaker hoch: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 500x455]


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.


Way to fark up a Wu Tang thread, asshole.
2013-02-26 05:20:52 PM  
1 votes:
From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again.
The RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Kitten
Man!
K-I-T-T-E-N, Man!
K-I-T-T-E-N, Man!
Hey, you, get off my meow
You don't know me and you don't know my style


/Okay, I've probably taken this a little too far.
2013-02-26 04:51:15 PM  
1 votes:
I am so loving this thread!

Keep up the great work as always, Farkers! Yall RULE!
2013-02-26 04:14:49 PM  
1 votes:

DetrimentalScience: Rwa2play: Farce-Side: studebaker hoch: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 500x455]


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.

Way to fark up a Wu Tang thread, asshole.

We need to point a gat at his mother's knot.

/YO! DON'T THAT SH*T MAN!
/FARK THAT

I think the only solution is...

Yeah, torture motherfarkers what!


Put his nuts on the dresser and bang them shiats with a spiked bat.

BLAU!
2013-02-26 01:15:27 PM  
1 votes:
I shall commit blasphemy by stating that where Rock had Led Zep, Rap has the Wu.

/BOW! Now it's all over
//kittehs seein' pink hearts yellow moons orange stars and green clovers...
2013-02-26 01:15:09 PM  
1 votes:
Say things 'cause they sound cool
Shout things 'cause they sound tough
Don't forget the voilent threats
The go back to Mom's basement and microwave Mac n Cheese

/from songs in the key of silly
2013-02-26 12:56:15 PM  
1 votes:
Syndrome was caused by the deadly drums but the battle was won by swords being swung
2013-02-26 11:55:18 AM  
1 votes:

Farce-Side: studebaker hoch: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 500x455]


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.

Way to fark up a Wu Tang thread, asshole.


There are some things that you f*ck with. Wu Tang Clan is not one of them.
2013-02-26 11:54:44 AM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: bobbydigital20g: those who understand my name....know that i am VERY pleased right now....

bong bong!

I love yall so much right now.


Fark has solidified my loyalty and allegiance with this one thread, forever.
2013-02-26 11:43:28 AM  
1 votes:

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: bobbydigital20g: those who understand my name....know that i am VERY pleased right now....

bong bong!


I love yall so much right now.
2013-02-26 11:42:36 AM  
1 votes:
Chinese meditation balls

Er..."ben-wa" doesn't exactly translate to "meditation"...

www.peacefulmind.com

/little pussy will like them, though
2013-02-26 11:38:15 AM  
1 votes:
unimpressed
www.crainium.net
Skr
2013-02-26 11:33:48 AM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x339]


s3.amazonaws.com ?
2013-02-26 11:16:39 AM  
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Electromax: Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball, and you join your mother in death.

You don't understand my words, but you must choose...

Come boy. Choose life or death.


All time fave.



4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-26 11:03:49 AM  
1 votes:
those who understand my name....know that i am VERY pleased right now....
2013-02-26 10:52:24 AM  
1 votes:
Cats Rule Everything Around Me.
2013-02-26 10:51:21 AM  
1 votes:
Thought of this for some reason.

ca.pbsstatic.com
2013-02-26 10:44:48 AM  
1 votes:
Engarde! I'll let you try my Wu-Tang Style!
 
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