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(Lawrence Journal-World)   Shaolin blind kitty stealing and the Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous. Do you think your Wu-Tang sword and blind kitty can defeat me?   (www2.ljworld.com) divider line 80
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2013-02-26 10:44:48 AM
Engarde! I'll let you try my Wu-Tang Style!
 
2013-02-26 10:45:29 AM
Blind kitty brings the motherfarking ruckus. His Glock bursts, leaves in a hearse, he did worse.
 
2013-02-26 10:46:38 AM
An honest to god cat burgler.
 
2013-02-26 10:47:49 AM
Id like to try your wutang style...lets begin then!
 
2013-02-26 10:49:27 AM

ADubs86: Blind kitty brings the motherfarking ruckus. His Glock bursts, leaves in a hearse, he did worse.


Came to reference the mutherfarking ruckus.  Leaving to get the money, dolla dolla bills y'all.
 
2013-02-26 10:51:21 AM
Thought of this for some reason.

ca.pbsstatic.com
 
2013-02-26 10:52:24 AM
Cats Rule Everything Around Me.
 
2013-02-26 10:52:27 AM
/
 
2013-02-26 10:52:38 AM
When I was little my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire; and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils. My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father and his blind cat... but they didn't.

That was the night everything changed.
 
2013-02-26 10:53:09 AM
Apparently, he's nothing to fark with.
 
2013-02-26 10:53:38 AM
blogs.villagevoice.com


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.
 
2013-02-26 10:55:13 AM

Farce-Side: ADubs86: Blind kitty brings the motherfarking ruckus. His Glock bursts, leaves in a hearse, he did worse.

Came to reference the mutherfarking ruckus.  Leaving to get the money, dolla dolla bills y'all.


Catnip rules everything around me.
 
2013-02-26 10:55:19 AM

studebaker hoch: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 500x455]


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.


Way to fark up a Wu Tang thread, asshole.
 
2013-02-26 10:59:49 AM
I'm on a misson that ninjas say is impossible
 
2013-02-26 11:03:49 AM
those who understand my name....know that i am VERY pleased right now....
 
2013-02-26 11:05:02 AM
Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball, and you join your mother in death.

You don't understand my words, but you must choose...

Come boy. Choose life or death.
 
2013-02-26 11:05:16 AM
Wu-Tang kitty ain't nothin to fark with!

Wu-Tang kitty ain't nothin to fark with!

Wu-Tang kitty ain't nothin to fark with!
 
2013-02-26 11:08:31 AM
It's clear that the man in this story needed the sword, cat, and meditation balls to discover da mysteries of chessboxing.
 
2013-02-26 11:11:15 AM

bobbydigital20g: those who understand my name....know that i am VERY pleased right now....


bong bong!
 
2013-02-26 11:12:20 AM
"Only a cat burglar with a death wish would steal the balls from Jack and Jill."
 
2013-02-26 11:12:31 AM
He remained in Douglas County Jail Monday with bond set at $25,000.

Sounds like he needs to diversify his bail bonds.
 
2013-02-26 11:13:59 AM

RedHeadLover: Thought of this for some reason.

[ca.pbsstatic.com image 210x259]


i1004.photobucket.com



\ because it is sitting on my bookself
 
2013-02-26 11:14:15 AM

Electromax: Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball, and you join your mother in death.

You don't understand my words, but you must choose...

Come boy. Choose life or death.


www.empowernetwork.com
Your style has no style.  I will show you my style.
 
2013-02-26 11:15:08 AM
cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-02-26 11:15:40 AM

Electromax: Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball, and you join your mother in death.

You don't understand my words, but you must choose...

Come boy. Choose life or death.



All time fave.
 
2013-02-26 11:16:36 AM
Sounds like somebody was a little wasted when he watched Zatoichi...
 
2013-02-26 11:16:39 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Electromax: Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball, and you join your mother in death.

You don't understand my words, but you must choose...

Come boy. Choose life or death.


All time fave.



4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-26 11:21:04 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
Skr
2013-02-26 11:33:48 AM

wildcardjack: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x339]


s3.amazonaws.com ?
 
2013-02-26 11:37:44 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Electromax: Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball, and you join your mother in death.

You don't understand my words, but you must choose...

Come boy. Choose life or death.


All time fave.


What's that from? The closest I get to old samurai is kill bill or ong bak stuff from the late 90s.
 
2013-02-26 11:38:15 AM
unimpressed
www.crainium.net
 
2013-02-26 11:39:07 AM
kroonermanblack:

What's that from? The closest I get to old samurai is kill bill or ong bak stuff from the late 90s.

I don't know what movie it's from, but I know it was on "Liquid Swords," although the song title is eluding me.
 
2013-02-26 11:39:32 AM
kroonermanblack:
What's that from? The closest I get to old samurai is kill bill or ong bak stuff from the late 90s.

Lone Wolf and Cub, or as it's known stateside, Shogun Assassin.
 
2013-02-26 11:40:10 AM

thegod082: kroonermanblack:

What's that from? The closest I get to old samurai is kill bill or ong bak stuff from the late 90s.

I don't know what movie it's from, but I know it was on "Liquid Swords," although the song title is eluding me.


4th Chamber is the song.
 
2013-02-26 11:42:36 AM
Chinese meditation balls

Er..."ben-wa" doesn't exactly translate to "meditation"...

www.peacefulmind.com

/little pussy will like them, though
 
2013-02-26 11:43:28 AM

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: bobbydigital20g: those who understand my name....know that i am VERY pleased right now....

bong bong!


I love yall so much right now.
 
2013-02-26 11:44:12 AM
ts1.mm.bing.net
Wasn't this an episode of Kung Fu?
 
2013-02-26 11:54:44 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: bobbydigital20g: those who understand my name....know that i am VERY pleased right now....

bong bong!

I love yall so much right now.


Fark has solidified my loyalty and allegiance with this one thread, forever.
 
2013-02-26 11:55:18 AM

Farce-Side: studebaker hoch: [blogs.villagevoice.com image 500x455]


Wu-Tang Gangnam style.

Way to fark up a Wu Tang thread, asshole.


There are some things that you f*ck with. Wu Tang Clan is not one of them.
 
2013-02-26 11:56:43 AM
B-T-H-S-L-T Maaaaaaaan
 
2013-02-26 11:58:10 AM
Please, I'm a master of Shaq-Fu.
 
2013-02-26 12:00:59 PM

For reference:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-26 12:03:26 PM
I love everything about the article and everything about this thread.

/everything
 
2013-02-26 12:08:00 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-26 12:08:00 PM
I'm the Osiris of this shiat. Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfarkers!
 
2013-02-26 12:11:25 PM

MrJesus: I'm the Osiris of this shiat. Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfarkers!


BIG BABY JESUS RETURNS!
All we need now is a Tony Stark and Jonny Blaze reference
 
2013-02-26 12:23:43 PM

bobbydigital20g: MrJesus: I'm the Osiris of this shiat. Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfarkers!

BIG BABY JESUS RETURNS!
All we need now is a Tony Stark and Jonny Blaze reference


You can find Tony Stark aka  P-Tone aka Volcano Hands aka Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps here:

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/
 
2013-02-26 12:28:05 PM
Now i show you some trick or two.
 
2013-02-26 12:35:02 PM

MrJesus: bobbydigital20g: MrJesus: I'm the Osiris of this shiat. Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfarkers!

BIG BABY JESUS RETURNS!
All we need now is a Tony Stark and Jonny Blaze reference

You can find Tony Stark aka  P-Tone aka Volcano Hands aka Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps here:

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/


Thank you.
 
2013-02-26 12:35:13 PM
You know this guy was messed up.   You can't do wudang sword style with a Japanese sword.     The blind cat bonus might help though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrtfH_VgGZ0 (Wudang Sword vid).

/needs a wudang sword
//not really
 
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