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(Daily Mail)   The trick to this luxury Dutch hotel is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's biatch. Then everything will be all right   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
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2013-02-26 11:15:03 AM  
4 votes:
How long until we start getting emails of these photos with the subject line "FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:RE:FW:FW LOOK AT WHAT THESE PRISONERS IN OBAMA'S NEW CHICAGO JAIL GET TO DO"?
2013-02-26 11:25:24 AM  
2 votes:
Good news, Guest 324541. Your check cleared and you are going to be released today. Open Guest Room 12!

and or

Do the other guests get to throw pee on you when you walk in? Because I saw that in a movie about hotels.
2013-02-26 02:59:21 PM  
1 votes:
us.cdn002.fansshare.com
Likes this hotel more than the last.
2013-02-26 02:23:10 PM  
1 votes:
Do they have mirrors on the ceiling? Pink champagne on ice?

If so, I'm in.
2013-02-26 01:33:17 PM  
1 votes:

Purple_Jack: [img402.imageshack.us image 800x323]
 I'm guessing there's no Dutch speakers at the Daily Fail.


Charming. And right above 'kut' that it says 'krijg de cholera'

/no filterpwnage in a different language!
//kut, kont, neuken!
2013-02-26 12:36:22 PM  
1 votes:
i1247.photobucket.com
2013-02-26 12:27:51 PM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: There is an unspoken hole in that logic that has bothered me ever since I first saw Office Space:  What if you kick the ass of somebody's biatch?


Just make sure you don't end up getting your ocular cavity pissed in.
2013-02-26 12:08:55 PM  
1 votes:
I just accidentally GIS's Wu Tang Flan. Of course it's a thing...
2013-02-26 11:25:07 AM  
1 votes:
Are the rudders still there?
2013-02-26 11:09:51 AM  
1 votes:
So you could be back up in someone's ass with this resurrection?
2013-02-26 11:03:28 AM  
1 votes:
Good evening, sir, and welcome to our hotel.  According to your reservation, your sentence is 72 hours in room 224.    Enjoy your stay, and may God have mercy on your soul!
 
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