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(Gawker)   If you're a professor checking out a little porn between classes, you might want to disconnect the computer from the overhead projector (Not safe for work)   (gawker.com ) divider line
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2013-02-26 09:02:18 AM  
Perfect use of Dumbass tag, subby.
 
2013-02-26 09:16:44 AM  
Umm, you might want to put NSFW in your headline cause even though the censored the large picture on top, they showed the UNCENSORED picture on the bottom.  WTF people.
 
2013-02-26 09:17:14 AM  
Just do what my high school art teacher did.  Face the desk to the class, sit in the corner, watch all the porn you want.  When the class comes in, the "art project of the day" was in the center of the room already, so the teacher never really needed to teach.  We still asked him for help, just to see him get up while hiding his frustration.  A couple times he retreated into his office (yes, his classroom had an office) and closed the shades on the window.

Here's a shoutout to you Mr. Kolo!
 
2013-02-26 09:19:13 AM  
FTA: Though the classroom was empty at the time, students viewing the lecture online were able to learn more about their professor's porn tastes than they likely expected.

A screengrab of the extracurricular activity was brought to the attention of university officials, and the professor was asked to leave.


I believe this incident is likely real, but this seems like it could be an easy way to set someone up, if you wanted to get someone fired. Go into the classroom and put the porn website on the browser, then shoop the porn into a picture that has the professor in it.
 
2013-02-26 09:20:50 AM  
He thought it was a sex ed class.
 
2013-02-26 09:28:38 AM  
The Nutty Nookie Professor
 
2013-02-26 09:31:42 AM  

PsyLord: Umm, you might want to put NSFW in your headline cause even though the censored the large picture on top, they showed the UNCENSORED picture on the bottom.  WTF people.


So you clicked a link that has the word "Porn" in it and complain.  Are you related to the Professor?
 
2013-02-26 09:32:39 AM  
I teach college.
I look at porn.
I am intelligent enough to ensure an intersecting Venn diagram of these two activities cannot be drawn.

Stupid people deserve to be fired.
 
2013-02-26 09:33:56 AM  
http://www.fark.com/comments/7612755/82734569#c82734569" target=_blank rel=nofollow>PsyLord: Umm, you might want to put NSFW in your headline cause even though the censored the large picture on top, they showed the UNCENSORED picture on the bottom.  WTF people.

So you clicked a link that has the word "Porn" in it and complain.  Are you related to the Professor?
No, he just lives in Florida....
 
2013-02-26 09:34:35 AM  

Infobahn: PsyLord: Umm, you might want to put NSFW in your headline cause even though the censored the large picture on top, they showed the UNCENSORED picture on the bottom.  WTF people.

So you clicked a link that has the word "Porn" in it and complain.  Are you related to the Professor?


Only in the way that I rant in an Angry Dome and that I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-02-26 09:35:47 AM  
There's a picture of a twat in TFA, maybe a NSFW tag may help.
 
2013-02-26 09:45:25 AM  
I'm incredibly paranoid about having anything personal on my computer when I hook it to the projector.  I make sure to always check my tabs, clear my search bar, and cycle though every window before I teach.
 
2013-02-26 09:46:18 AM  

R.A.Danny: There's a picture of a twat in TFA, maybe a NSFW tag may help.


So a pic of Subby?
Farking idiot.
 
2013-02-26 09:46:59 AM  
Happened to a friend of mine.  Her prof gave her a USB stick with lecture notes on it so she could catch up on a class she missed.  USB stick contained lecture notes and also porn.
 
2013-02-26 09:49:40 AM  
nudes of him?

Maybe he was advancing
 
2013-02-26 10:28:55 AM  
Hell, I double- and tripple-check that I've turned the thing off before opening up a browser in the first place.  And all I'm looking at is Fark.
 
2013-02-26 10:44:29 AM  
*clears throat* HOW ABOUT NOT WATCHING PORN ON A WORK COMPUTER DURING WORK HOURS?
 
2013-02-26 11:06:22 AM  

PapaChester: *clears throat* HOW ABOUT NOT WATCHING PORN ON A WORK COMPUTER DURING WORK HOURS?


The hell you say.
 
2013-02-26 11:17:59 AM  
CSB time
I used to work at a local, publicly funded TV station that broadcast a monthly news conference with the governor.  Right in the middle of one of these conferences, the producer came running into the control room screaming about porn on one of the confidence monitors in the studio.  Apparently one of the other techs had installed a descrambler and was recording porn to VHS off one of our satellite feeds.  Someone keyed in the wrong source/output and routed a girl taking it doggy style from a well endowed black guy to the governor's confidence monitor.

/found out that he had also been using the stations gear to dub multiple copies
//he had a pretty big side business selling the tapes
///no longer had either job after getting fired from the station

///end CSB
 
2013-02-26 11:25:01 AM  
Back in our grad school days, mrs Demented's adviser got a new PC, and gave her the old one.  The HDD was overly full, and we quickly found why... several gigs of porn in his internet cache... dude hadn't cleaned his cache in forever.  First thing she did was toss the keyboard and mouse, right before reformatting the whole thing and scrubbing her hands with the harshest detergent in the lab.
 
2013-02-26 11:51:40 AM  

Erix: I'm incredibly paranoid about having anything personal on my computer when I hook it to the projector.  I make sure to always check my tabs, clear my search bar, and cycle though every window before I teach.


Or you can do what I do and use two browsers. Firefox for everyday use and Opera for porn.

Also I had something like this happen when I was in grade school doing a career thing at a community college. Except the computer was infected with those virus porn pop ups that were common in the late 90's early 2000's. The professor was rather fast in clicking them close.
 
2013-02-26 12:26:06 PM  
That happened in a Chem class I was in last year. Everyone was being silent and trying not to laugh and I said "Professor, is there a redhead section on that site? Go to the redhead section." He was SO farkin' embarrassed but we all laughed our asses off so hard he couldn't help but laugh too.
 
2013-02-26 12:44:24 PM  
I don't see the big deal here, so he watches a little porn between classes, it's not like he whipped out his johnson right there in the classroom, he actually looks rather bored in that picture. If it was a grade school I could see an issue but it's a university.
 
2013-02-26 12:59:57 PM  
I don't see the big deal here, so he watches a little porn between classes, it's not like he whipped out his johnson right there in the classroom, he actually looks rather bored in that picture. If it was a grade school I could see an issue but it's a university.

The lesson to be learned from this is that when you find dirt on someone, you use it to destroy them. At least that's what I learned in college...
 
2013-02-26 01:01:40 PM  

HannibalHamlin: CSB time
I used to work at a local, publicly funded TV station that broadcast a monthly news conference with the governor.  Right in the middle of one of these conferences, the producer came running into the control room screaming about porn on one of the confidence monitors in the studio.  Apparently one of the other techs had installed a descrambler and was recording porn to VHS off one of our satellite feeds.  Someone keyed in the wrong source/output and routed a girl taking it doggy style from a well endowed black guy to the governor's confidence monitor.

/found out that he had also been using the stations gear to dub multiple copies
//he had a pretty big side business selling the tapes
///no longer had either job after getting fired from the station

///end CSB


Did the Governor come?
 
2013-02-26 01:46:28 PM  

axeeugene: I teach college.
I look at porn.
I am intelligent enough to ensure an intersecting Venn diagram of these two activities cannot be drawn.

Stupid people deserve to be fired.


Likewise.

Though once I almost missed one of the pop-unders that appear under the main browser.  Took that close call as a sign and leave my personal laptop home now.
 
2013-02-26 01:47:33 PM  
Isn't this precisely the reason professors at universities have offices? So they can watch their porn in private, right?
 
2013-02-26 01:52:33 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I don't see the big deal here, so he watches a little porn between classes, it's not like he whipped out his johnson right there in the classroom, he actually looks rather bored in that picture. If it was a grade school I could see an issue but it's a university.


And it is Europe where nudity is common on tv, billboards, etc.
 
2013-02-26 02:04:26 PM  

Madame Ovary: ReapTheChaos: I don't see the big deal here, so he watches a little porn between classes, it's not like he whipped out his johnson right there in the classroom, he actually looks rather bored in that picture. If it was a grade school I could see an issue but it's a university.

And it is Europe where nudity is common on tv, billboards, etc.


Hell I didn't even catch that. Last time I was in that part of the world their TV commercials were nothing buy hard core porn after 10pm. This was regular TV stations too, not pay channels.
 
2013-02-26 02:59:59 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Madame Ovary: ReapTheChaos: I don't see the big deal here, so he watches a little porn between classes, it's not like he whipped out his johnson right there in the classroom, he actually looks rather bored in that picture. If it was a grade school I could see an issue but it's a university.

And it is Europe where nudity is common on tv, billboards, etc.

Hell I didn't even catch that. Last time I was in that part of the world their TV commercials were nothing buy hard core porn after 10pm. This was regular TV stations too, not pay channels.


Wonder what the pay channels had then... ultra pron?
 
2013-02-26 03:11:13 PM  

PsyLord: ReapTheChaos: Madame Ovary: ReapTheChaos: I don't see the big deal here, so he watches a little porn between classes, it's not like he whipped out his johnson right there in the classroom, he actually looks rather bored in that picture. If it was a grade school I could see an issue but it's a university.

And it is Europe where nudity is common on tv, billboards, etc.

Hell I didn't even catch that. Last time I was in that part of the world their TV commercials were nothing buy hard core porn after 10pm. This was regular TV stations too, not pay channels.

Wonder what the pay channels had then... ultra pron?


This was back about 2000ish before internet porn and webcams sites had really taken off. It was mostly phone sex ads with a phone number imposed over a 30 second porn scene.
 
2013-02-26 03:45:10 PM  
TFA actually links to the porn in question.


Well done, Gawker.com. Well done.
 
2013-02-26 06:37:15 PM  

wambu: TFA actually links to the porn in question.

Well done, Gawker.com. Well done.


*Switches to Incognito*
 
2013-02-26 07:25:40 PM  
If you're unable to control yourself enough to not watch pornography during or whilst at work, you might have a problem.

I mean I know a lot of people joke about it, but if you're actually doing it and can't stop yourself you really do need to seek help.
 
2013-02-26 09:17:22 PM  
This thread is hilarious!  Just made my night.  Congratulations, everyone!
 
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