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(Huffington Post)   UFO filmed over the skies of Oregon. No word on if the extraterrestrials were drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon or a local microbrew   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 52
    More: Weird, Southern Oregon, UFO, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Grants Pass, Ural Mountains  
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2013-02-26 06:46:08 AM  
After watching the NBC "filtered" video, I feel sorry for whatever aliens that had to ride 25 light-years inside of a paint mixer.
 
2013-02-26 07:21:32 AM  
No McMinnville reference? Subby's not from around here. Maybe he was flying the thing.
 
2013-02-26 09:50:12 AM  
It's probably just a piece of whale blubber caught in orbit.
(1/2 ton oughta do it)
 
2013-02-26 09:50:54 AM  
They are from a small local cluster of stars.... you probably haven't heard of it.
 
2013-02-26 09:51:34 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-26 09:52:34 AM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-26 09:52:52 AM  
Oh, and stubbmitter, this is the new hotness:

thepoptopshop.com
 
2013-02-26 09:54:20 AM  
Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!
 
2013-02-26 09:58:44 AM  
It's amazing the things people imagine after day four of a meth binge.
 
2013-02-26 09:59:26 AM  
I'm not sure if you could tell from the video, stubby, but Grants Pass is somewhat different from Portland.
 
2013-02-26 09:59:52 AM  
Minutes earlier at a nearby outdoor wedding...

img818.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-26 10:00:11 AM  

abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!


All the clear and steady ones are dismissed as photoshop. The UFO deniers will refuse to believe no matter what is presented.
 
2013-02-26 10:00:44 AM  
Looks like it was trying to avoid all the space debris in orbit.
 
2013-02-26 10:04:59 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!

All the clear and steady ones are dismissed as photoshop. The UFO deniers will refuse to believe no matter what is presented.


Ha ha, good one Frank.
 
2013-02-26 10:05:36 AM  

Hollie Maea: I'm not sure if you could tell from the video, stubby, but Grants Pass is somewhat different from Portland.


I've been told it's "hipper" and "more weird", but that's by people that confuse it with Ashland.

Grant's Pass is a place where northward traveling Californians stopped and said "This is far enough".
 
2013-02-26 10:08:09 AM  
"I don't believe in flying saucers, but, you know."

He's not saying it was aliens, but...
 
2013-02-26 10:10:57 AM  
"I don't believe in flying saucers, but, you know."

Flying saucers may not believe in you, but that doesn't stop your, you know, existence.
 
2013-02-26 10:12:19 AM  

Hollie Maea: I'm not sure if you could tell from the video, stubby, but Grants Pass is somewhat different from Portland.


Grant's Pass is one of those Twilight Zone towns...
'now leaving Grants Pass...welcome to Grants Pass!' Had a car mysteriously die on a road trip that took us through there and I swear the rental agent said she ended up in GP due to similar circumstances. We made it back to Seattle though, Kelly's automotive FTW!
 
2013-02-26 10:18:26 AM  
Well, 2013 is the year of the Great Intervention.  But that's supposed to happen in New Hampshire.
 
2013-02-26 10:37:28 AM  

WorkingInParadise: Minutes earlier at a nearby outdoor wedding...

[img818.imageshack.us image 640x762]


Geez, this so much.

/Although
//I'm guessing even if there was a massive landing of UFOs in broad daylight, and the aliens would be showing up in the flesh
///We'd still be denying their existence
 
2013-02-26 10:39:09 AM  
My new rule is I immediately turn off any video that isn't in high definition. Even my phone can do that now. There's no excuse.
 
2013-02-26 10:45:16 AM  
(C) Tourism Oregon
 
2013-02-26 11:16:36 AM  

basemetal: It's amazing the things people imagine after day four of a meth binge.


nail, head, hit it.
 
2013-02-26 11:28:14 AM  
So, if we're posting horrible UFO videos, here is another.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhGtB-sEh-g
 
2013-02-26 11:35:55 AM  

abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!


There is absolutely no logical reason to believe that there is anything or anyone in the universe other than what you can find on Earth.  Earth is the only planet in the universe that god populated so any of these silly "alien" or "ufo" sightings are mere tomfoolery.
 
2013-02-26 11:43:08 AM  
Mmmmm, Grants Pass has Wild River Pizza and Brewing Company. Surely the aliens were enjoying a pizza and beer from this fine establishment. If not, they don't know what they missed. Maybe they'll be back when they read this post. 'Cause, you know aliens are reading fark in real time.
 
2013-02-26 11:47:17 AM  
basemetal: "It's amazing the things people imagine after day four of a meth binge."

If people can imagine shiat onto their digital camera, I'd say that's a bigger deal than aliens.

That said: this video is horse shiat.
It looks like something stuck in a tree, being shook about by the wind and obstructed by other branches passing in front of it.
 
2013-02-26 11:54:53 AM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
Why is it so hard to get a decent pic of an alien space ship?
 
2013-02-26 12:13:06 PM  
They could not grasp the true form of Giygas' attack.
 
2013-02-26 12:28:33 PM  

Hollie Maea: I'm not sure if you could tell from the video, stubby, but Grants Pass is somewhat different from Portland.


Altho moth of oregon ith the oppothite of porthland.  The weepother ith definitely from pothland though.
 
2013-02-26 12:50:02 PM  
this explains a lot
i737.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-26 12:53:21 PM  
Probably ET dropping off another unwanted bigfoot.  Let this be a lesson to you; you never give someone a bigfoot as a Christmas present.
 
2013-02-26 01:08:01 PM  
I'm not saying its UFO's....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1mUDPEFuSk
 
2013-02-26 01:08:29 PM  
Oh boy!  I'm headed to GPass for a week in June.  Hope I see a UFO, too!  Also, I doubt the meth binge as that couple seems to be a little more sturdily built than methheads (also nicer skin).
 
2013-02-26 01:12:21 PM  
If aliens traveled across the universe only to come to Oregon then these are beings we want nothing to do with.

Oregon: A Place Some People End Up
 
2013-02-26 01:23:55 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!

All the clear and steady ones are dismissed as photoshop. The UFO deniers will refuse to believe no matter what is presented.


I  have ONE question for all you UFO believers.
HOW did any of these UFOs  GET here?
Since NOTHING which has MASS can go faster than LIGHT and there NO known planets closer than 250 light years away.
 
2013-02-26 01:31:34 PM  

wolfjc: J. Frank Parnell: abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!

All the clear and steady ones are dismissed as photoshop. The UFO deniers will refuse to believe no matter what is presented.

I  have ONE question for all you UFO believers.
HOW did any of these UFOs  GET here?
Since NOTHING which has MASS can go faster than LIGHT and there NO known planets closer than 250 light years away.


It was most LIKELY it was something from EARTH that was unidentified. It HAPPENS all the TIME. And MAYBE if it WAS aliens, what's to SAY they haven't figured out a WAY around that PROBLEM. (Channeling my inner Mr. DeMartino as well today),
 
2013-02-26 01:47:57 PM  

redlegrick: I have ONE question for all you UFO believers.
HOW did any of these UFOs GET here?
Since NOTHING which has MASS can go faster than LIGHT and there NO known planets closer than 250 light years away.


I believe in UFOs, why don't you?  There are plenty of things that fly around that some people can't identify.  I don't think they're alien spacecraft, though.  Our physics so far says no mass can go faster than c, but we don't really know all there is about everything, including physics.  The human body wasn't supposed to be able to withstand speeds above 30 mpg 150 years ago.  And while we don't know of any planets within 250 light years (is that true?), that just means we don't know of any planets within 250 light years.  Don't infer more than that.  If you pull a bucket of water out of the ocean and don't find a whale in it, it doesn't mean there are no whales in the ocean.
 
2013-02-26 01:52:40 PM  

wolfjc: J. Frank Parnell: abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!

All the clear and steady ones are dismissed as photoshop. The UFO deniers will refuse to believe no matter what is presented.

I  have ONE question for all you UFO believers.
HOW did any of these UFOs  GET here?
Since NOTHING which has MASS can go faster than LIGHT and there NO known planets closer than 250 light years away.


The time it takes light to travel through space is limited by the existence of space. When you cancel out space, you can travel anywhere at any speed. Even through the matter that's supposed to be occupying said space. Cancelling out both is even better, but let's not get greedy.
 
2013-02-26 01:58:39 PM  

wolfjc: Since NOTHING which has MASS can go faster than LIGHT and there NO known planets closer than 250 light years away.


People a couple hundred years ago would have thought it impossible for machines that weighed several tons to fly. The science showed birds and insects have to flap their wings in order to displace their weight and achieve flight, and since no one can make a wing that flaps hard and fast enough to even just displace the weight of a human being, pretty much everyone thought it would never happen.

Basically humans have always thought they had everything figured out, but there's always more for us to learn which changes everything.
 
2013-02-26 02:00:33 PM  

wolfjc: J. Frank Parnell: abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!

All the clear and steady ones are dismissed as photoshop. The UFO deniers will refuse to believe no matter what is presented.

I  have ONE question for all you UFO believers.
HOW did any of these UFOs  GET here?
Since NOTHING which has MASS can go faster than LIGHT and there NO known planets closer than 250 light years away.


Yeah, um,  Alpha Centauri Bb is all of about 4.3 light years away...so through in relativistic speeds, it isn't really all that implausible.
 
2013-02-26 02:01:07 PM  
What's with the pictures of UFO's and bigfoot?  They are all blurry with ambiguous shapes.  It's as if someone who works for the MVA took them all.
 
2013-02-26 02:01:38 PM  

EWreckedSean: wolfjc: J. Frank Parnell: abhorrent1: Oh look! Another super clear, steady video of an obvious alien spacecraft! The evidence gets more convincing every day!

All the clear and steady ones are dismissed as photoshop. The UFO deniers will refuse to believe no matter what is presented.

I  have ONE question for all you UFO believers.
HOW did any of these UFOs  GET here?
Since NOTHING which has MASS can go faster than LIGHT and there NO known planets closer than 250 light years away.

Yeah, um,  Alpha Centauri Bb is all of about 4.3 light years away...so through in relativistic speeds, it isn't really all that implausible.


Throw in*
 
2013-02-26 02:03:21 PM  

Aquapope: .  And while we don't know of any planets within 250 light years (is that true?.


Not even remotely...
 
2013-02-26 02:06:48 PM  
The auto focus on that POS Casio they used cant focus on the star or airplane landing light that they saw, so it makes it look like a big blob.
 
2013-02-26 03:01:51 PM  

meat0918: Hollie Maea: I'm not sure if you could tell from the video, stubby, but Grants Pass is somewhat different from Portland.

I've been told it's "hipper" and "more weird", but that's by people that confuse it with Ashland.

Grant's Pass is a place where northward traveling Californians stopped and said "This is far enough".


Grant's Pass is a place where northward traveling Californians are yelled at by gas station attendants for pumping their own.
 
2013-02-26 03:14:48 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: If aliens traveled across the universe only to come to Oregon then these are beings we want nothing to do with.

Oregon: A Place Some People End Up


This is what we want people to think. Our evil plans of taking over the world can continue!
 
2013-02-26 03:22:12 PM  

Crewmannumber6: this explains a lot
[i737.photobucket.com image 639x426]


In this case, I'd go with their Durian sketch...
 
2013-02-26 03:47:50 PM  
yeah, I tried to read the article, but out of the corner of my eye I saw "Anne Hathaway 'Nipples' On The Oscars Red Carpet Are Super Distracting (PHOTOS): on the sidebar and I...

hello?

hello?

is there anybody here?
 
2013-02-26 04:52:31 PM  
I have always been a skeptic until seeing that video.  100% convinced now, zero doubt, absolutely and alien spacecraft.
 
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