Ishkur: If you're so fat you can't make it from the parking lot to your seat, you deserve to miss the game.
wildcardjack: So, from the stadium to the parking lot... When crowds of people are moving all at once...
oldfarthenry: I was hoping for zip-lines.
Recoil Therapy: I knew it couldn't be in the US. The stadium's lawyers would have had heart attacks thinking about drunken fans falling off, suing them for negligence & winning./cool idea//we once owned a 3 story house & I seriously considered installing a slide from the 3rd floor bedroom down to the living room. It however didn't pass Mrs RT's 'are you shiatting me?' test. Ah well.
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