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(The Korea Times)   547 men indicted for buying sex, thanks to feckless pimp who kept apparently unencrypted log book of his customers   (koreatimes.co.kr) divider line 40
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2013-02-26 09:34:37 AM
Sinkatyundeyo.

/Obscure.
 
2013-02-26 09:37:22 AM
Excellent use of the word "feckless", subby. It needs more currency in conversation these days, and not coupled with the line "drinking brew for breakfast".
 
2013-02-26 09:37:41 AM
Encryptin aint easy.
 
2013-02-26 09:39:14 AM
Won't someone think of the johns?!
 
2013-02-26 09:39:23 AM
Gots to keep you PHP hand strong.
 
2013-02-26 09:39:24 AM

Big Man On Campus: Encryptin aint easy.


Actually, yes, it is.  All you got to know is how to add and subtract.
 
2013-02-26 09:39:40 AM

dittybopper: Sinkatyundeyo.

/Obscure.


How did I know you'd be first up in this thread... :)
 
2013-02-26 09:40:30 AM
Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server 오류 '80040e14'

데이터베이스 'koreatimes'의 트랜잭션 로그가 꽉 찼습니다. 로그의 공간을 다시 사용할 수 없는 이유를 확인하려면 sys.databases의 log_reuse_wait_desc 열을 참조하십시오.

/www/common/view-page.asp, 줄 386
 
2013-02-26 09:41:08 AM

dittybopper: Big Man On Campus: Encryptin aint easy.

Actually, yes, it is.  All you got to know is how to add and subtract.


Yes, but then there's the row shifts, and the round keys... you have to consider the entire process.
 
2013-02-26 09:41:44 AM
PGP

/Whose idea was it to put the G and H keys next to each other?
 
2013-02-26 09:42:35 AM

Do the needful: PGP

/Whose idea was it to put the G and H keys next to each other?


I got it and laughed anyway.
 
2013-02-26 09:45:10 AM

Comic Book Guy: dittybopper: Sinkatyundeyo.

/Obscure.

How did I know you'd be first up in this thread... :)


Because, well, I *AM*.

Oh, and I farked it up.  It's "Sinkkatyundeyo".
 
2013-02-26 09:45:52 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
Today's secret word is "FECKLESS"!
 
2013-02-26 09:48:19 AM

Big Man On Campus: Encryptin aint easy.


Simple, to the point, new to me. I'm using it at least twice today.
 
2013-02-26 09:54:21 AM
What a feckless "pimp" might look like:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-26 09:55:09 AM

Big Man On Campus: Encryptin aint easy.


Neither is keeping your webpage up and operational easy too, apparently!
 
2013-02-26 10:00:19 AM
It's a pretty lousy pimp who knows nothing about fekking.
 
2013-02-26 10:01:20 AM
SUSPECT IS FECKLESS. REPEAT: FECKLESS

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-26 10:07:28 AM
Eh, link was farked.

If prostitution is illegal where you are, and you give your REAL name to a pimp or whore, you SHOULD be prosecuted...

for being a dumbass.

/and one count of being an accessory to being a dumbass
 
2013-02-26 10:08:28 AM

Do the needful: PGP

/Whose idea was it to put the G and H keys next to each other?


Actually, I wouldn't even trust that.

Manual encryption has the advantage that it doesn't leave stuff laying about the computer.  Once you burn the paper, it's gone forever.
 
2013-02-26 10:09:18 AM

Apos: What a feckless "pimp" might look like:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 387x575]


Bull.  You can see in the picture that she has plenty of feckles.
 
2013-02-26 10:17:16 AM
All I get:

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Is that Korean?
 
2013-02-26 10:18:37 AM
Doesn't anyone pay in cash?
 
2013-02-26 10:34:02 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: Doesn't anyone pay in cash?


You still have to manage the cash flow.  That means record keeping.

Plus, certain customers might like certain girls or certain activities.  You need to know who wants what if you are to satisfy your customers.  No big deal if you've only got a handful of clients, but if you've got 500+ clients, it's hard to keep that sort of thing all in your head.
 
2013-02-26 10:48:13 AM

dittybopper: Do the needful: PGP

/Whose idea was it to put the G and H keys next to each other?

Actually, I wouldn't even trust that.

Manual encryption has the advantage that it doesn't leave stuff laying about the computer.  Once you burn the paper, it's gone forever.


I do love your enthusiasm, but you do realize that was a joke.
 
2013-02-26 10:55:03 AM
High five to subby for "feckless"
 
2013-02-26 11:17:15 AM

dittybopper: Sinkatyundeyo.

/Obscure.


Annyeonghahsseyo.
 
2013-02-26 11:18:10 AM

dittybopper: The Irresponsible Captain: Doesn't anyone pay in cash?

You still have to manage the cash flow.  That means record keeping.

Plus, certain customers might like certain girls or certain activities.  You need to know who wants what if you are to satisfy your customers.  No big deal if you've only got a handful of clients, but if you've got 500+ clients, it's hard to keep that sort of thing all in your head.


no, no, no...

Pimping is easy, not hard. That's why this guy got caught, he made it harder than it needed to be.
 
2013-02-26 11:23:09 AM
What is the difference between going to a bar and buying a girl drinks and taking her home for a one night stand, dating a girl and giving her gifts/dates etc and paying a girl for sex?

Other than the fact that only one of the courses of action above is honest in intent that is.
 
2013-02-26 11:29:20 AM

cybrwzrd: What is the difference between going to a bar and buying a girl drinks and taking her home for a one night stand, dating a girl and giving her gifts/dates etc and paying a girl for sex?

Other than the fact that only one of the courses of action above is honest in intent that is.


Kinda the same difference between involuntary manslaughter and first-degree murder.
 
2013-02-26 11:33:12 AM

theorellior: cybrwzrd:

What is the difference between going to a bar and buying a girl drinks and taking her home for a one night stand, dating a girl and giving her gifts/dates etc and paying a girl for sex?

Other than the fact that only one of the courses of action above is honest in intent that is.

Kinda the same difference between involuntary manslaughter and first-degree murder.


How does a guy manage to fark a chick by mistake? It's difficult enough to perform on purpose.
 
2013-02-26 12:12:27 PM

The One True TheDavid: theorellior: cybrwzrd:

What is the difference between going to a bar and buying a girl drinks and taking her home for a one night stand, dating a girl and giving her gifts/dates etc and paying a girl for sex?

Other than the fact that only one of the courses of action above is honest in intent that is.

Kinda the same difference between involuntary manslaughter and first-degree murder.

How does a guy manage to fark a chick by mistake? It's difficult enough to perform on purpose.


It happens.
 
2013-02-26 12:15:41 PM
Man, he just don't give a feck.
 
2013-02-26 01:01:27 PM
Why doesn't he have any fecks?
 
2013-02-26 01:20:28 PM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 315x275]
Today's secret word is "FECKLESS"!


Hmm, Pee-Wee is looking a tad prolapsed.

/Off to compare dates to a similar image that reminds me of to see which came first.
 
2013-02-26 01:27:03 PM
If you're the pimp, clearly you keep logs.  That way when you're busted you work out a plea agreement in exchange for being forthcoming with your paperwork and your testimony.  The smart pimp can tell the DA "I can give you 500+ convictions to pad that resume in exchange for just parole."
 
2013-02-26 01:52:30 PM

The One True TheDavid: theorellior: cybrwzrd:

What is the difference between going to a bar and buying a girl drinks and taking her home for a one night stand, dating a girl and giving her gifts/dates etc and paying a girl for sex?

Other than the fact that only one of the courses of action above is honest in intent that is.

Kinda the same difference between involuntary manslaughter and first-degree murder.

How does a guy manage to fark a chick by mistake? It's difficult enough to perform on purpose.


Lots of alcohol and a series of bad decisions.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:08 PM
rinky farked.
 
2013-02-26 02:40:07 PM
Link is all farked up.
 
2013-02-26 03:25:08 PM
I wasn't buying sex, I bought her a change of clothes so she could clean up when I finished with her.
 
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