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(ESPN)   Pittsburgh Penguins star placed on injured reserve due to a concussion. No, not that one, the other one   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Pittsburgh Penguins, Evgeni Malkin, Pittsburgh, Dan Bylsma, concussion, Evgeni, rhetoric, injured reserve  
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872 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Feb 2013 at 9:07 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-26 10:57:24 AM  
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If Malkin is looking for sympathy he'll find it between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary.
2013-02-26 10:04:45 AM  
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Popcorn Johnny: A bowl of borscht and he'll be right as rain.

It has to be Magic Borscht in order to work.

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2013-02-26 08:56:21 AM  
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I didn't see the game, but I assume that someone dropped a Zamboni on Malkin.  I mean, that's the only way I can see him getting hurt.
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