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2013-02-26 09:52:06 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-26 10:50:52 AM  
Done in one.
 
2013-02-26 10:51:22 AM  
touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.
 
2013-02-26 10:56:35 AM  
Want to see it, thier comercials are always amusing.
 
2013-02-26 10:57:55 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.


This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.
 
2013-02-26 11:02:29 AM  

Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.


Right? Because America is famous for it's delicious beer. I get it. It's a joke right? America has great beer!!! Good one...

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-26 11:03:02 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: Done in one.

 
2013-02-26 11:10:51 AM  

Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.


Yes, your random craft brews have redefined the landscape of America and aren't more than a flash in the pan, while the entire world thinks 'American beer' and goes 'Budweiser horse urine'.

You're trying too hard.

As for the ad: no American company period would overtly sponsor something like this. Because the screeching harpies from famil foundation or one million moms and etc etc etc would scream bloody murder. And the negative press from/for the middle aged sad sack of shiat hateful demographic is much more harmful than the positive press for the young and drunk demo.
 
2013-02-26 11:16:48 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Right? Because America is famous for it's delicious beer. I get it. It's a joke right? America has great beer!!! Good one...

[t1.gstatic.com image 195x258]


http://www.worldbeercup.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/WBC12-Winners -L ist1.pdf

Well, I only see Canada listed in here 13 times. You have less winning beer than the entire State of Colorado.
Congrats, I guess.
 
2013-02-26 11:23:07 AM  

Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.


Maud Dib, what is a plethora?


Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
 
2013-02-26 11:26:41 AM  

Maud Dib: Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.


Well, it looks like we're all playing our national stereotype cards.
Moronic Canuckian beer movie - check.
Blowhard Yank all butt-hurt over 'merikun beers "dog-piss" reputation - check.
Can we get a Mexican to dance around his hat?
 
2013-02-26 11:27:01 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: Done in one, eh


FTFY

/eh?
 
2013-02-26 11:29:08 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-26 11:29:43 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.


Kokanee isn't a Canadian beer company.  It is owned by Labatt, which is in turn owned by AB InBev, a giant Belgian multinational.

indarwinsshadow: Right? Because America is famous for it's delicious beer. I get it. It's a joke right? America has great beer!!! Good one...


It is and it does.

There's a reason why most lists of the best beers in the world (such as this one and this one) are full of American beers.

This is a Golden Age of American beer.  American brewers produce many of the best beers in the world, and there are craft brewers in all 50 states that turn out quality beer.
 
2013-02-26 11:30:41 AM  

oldfarthenry: Maud Dib: Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Well, it looks like we're all playing our national stereotype cards.
Moronic Canuckian beer movie - check.
Blowhard Yank all butt-hurt over 'merikun beers "dog-piss" reputation - check.
Can we get a Mexican to dance around his hat?


Dude, you have your own square in the Canada thread bingo!
 
2013-02-26 11:34:23 AM  

oldfarthenry: Maud Dib: Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Well, it looks like we're all playing our national stereotype cards.
Moronic Canuckian beer movie - check.
Blowhard Yank all butt-hurt over 'merikun beers "dog-piss" reputation - check.
Can we get a Mexican to dance around his hat?


Love Canada, but you Canuck Farkers are like the little brother who won't shut the fark up.
 
2013-02-26 11:34:49 AM  

Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.


"Kickass" = Super Triple Extreme IPA!!!! All hops, no malt!!! It's EXTREME!!!

American Craft Beer: Take a good thing, and push it to the MAX!!!

/EXTREME!!!!
 
2013-02-26 11:40:12 AM  

Doc Daneeka: This is a Golden Age of American beer. American brewers produce many of the best beers in the world, and there are craft brewers in all 50 states that turn out quality beer.


I don't deny the fact that the US puts out quality beer. Isn't it annoying when people perpetuate stereotypes that are not based on fact?


/chew on that one for a little bit.
 
2013-02-26 11:42:42 AM  

Maud Dib: oldfarthenry: Maud Dib: Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Well, it looks like we're all playing our national stereotype cards.
Moronic Canuckian beer movie - check.
Blowhard Yank all butt-hurt over 'merikun beers "dog-piss" reputation - check.
Can we get a Mexican to dance around his hat?

Love Canada, but you Canuck Farkers are like the little brother who won't shut the fark up.


Um - you were the titty-baby busting in here calling our beer "moose piss". What do you expect - manners?
Typical Yank - all wind, no substance.
 
2013-02-26 11:45:00 AM  

Mr_Ectomy: [i45.tinypic.com image 450x550]


Where's Bob and Doug?  Or can we count them as "moose"?

/Brother Bear
 
2013-02-26 11:47:24 AM  

fruitloop: Mr_Ectomy: [i45.tinypic.com image 450x550]

Where's Bob and Doug?  Or can we count them as "moose"?

/Brother Bear


I think "eh" or "toque" works for them.
 
2013-02-26 11:47:26 AM  
Is this the thread where I can slag Albertans? I always get guff when I try it in hockey threads. But that movie looks like it sucks worse than your mom in Edmonton.
 
2013-02-26 11:47:27 AM  
I can only hope that we can get it down here!
 
2013-02-26 11:50:25 AM  

swahnhennessy: Is this the thread where I can slag Albertans? I always get guff when I try it in hockey threads. But that movie looks like it sucks worse than your mom in Edmonton.


Nice try, asshole. My mom lives in Palm Springs ;)
 
2013-02-26 11:52:01 AM  

DesertMP: I can only hope that we can get it down here!


I imagine it'll torrent its way down there somehow.
 
2013-02-26 11:54:27 AM  

swahnhennessy: Is this the thread where I can slag Albertans? I always get guff when I try it in hockey threads. But that movie looks like it sucks worse than your mom in Edmonton.


But...but..fart jokes are EDGY, eh?

Meanwhile, in Canada...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-26 12:08:56 PM  

swahnhennessy: Is this the thread where I can slag Albertans? I always get guff when I try it in hockey threads. But that movie looks like it sucks worse than your mom in Edmonton.


Fernie is in BC... but maybe I'm assuming you're looking for some kind of relevant reason to slag Albertans, other than that we're awesome.
 
2013-02-26 12:13:54 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Right? Because America is famous for it's delicious beer. I get it. It's a joke right? America has great beer!!! Good one...


Sam Adams makes some delicious non piss beers. And theres a ton of micro brewers that make good beer too.
 
2013-02-26 12:14:14 PM  

WhippingBoy: Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

"Kickass" = Super Triple Extreme IPA!!!! All hops, no malt!!! It's EXTREME!!!

American Craft Beer: Take a good thing, and push it to the MAX!!!

/EXTREME!!!!


+1.

A plethora indeed.
 
2013-02-26 12:20:03 PM  
Representative of the unwashed masses: touche. Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this. the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.


www.fatwallet.com
 
2013-02-26 12:28:18 PM  
i dont really know what i just saw, but that video was pretty good.
 
2013-02-26 12:34:49 PM  

The Flexecutioner: i dont really know what i just saw, but that video was pretty good.


For those that don't know, it's a full length movie produced by Kokanee, a beer produced in Western Canada (BC actually).  It takes its roots in a long standing advertising campaign where a park ranger is always getting outsmarted by a Sasquatch.
 
2013-02-26 12:35:54 PM  
Arguing about beer quality is an absolutely loathsome activity, and shows a fundamental and unforgivable disrespect for the medium.
 
2013-02-26 12:36:23 PM  

The Flexecutioner: i dont really know what i just saw, but that video was pretty good.


Coming soon to WESTERN Canada only? LOL
 
2013-02-26 12:36:54 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: The Flexecutioner: i dont really know what i just saw, but that video was pretty good.

For those that don't know, it's a full length movie produced by Kokanee, a beer produced in Western Canada (BC actually).  It takes its roots in a long standing advertising campaign where a park ranger is always getting outsmarted by a Sasquatch.


it's a real movie?  that's pretty fascinating.  then i think i'd like to see it.  i thought it was a marketing spoof or something.
 
2013-02-26 12:39:24 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Representative of the unwashed masses: The Flexecutioner: i dont really know what i just saw, but that video was pretty good.

For those that don't know, it's a full length movie produced by Kokanee, a beer produced in Western Canada (BC actually).  It takes its roots in a long standing advertising campaign where a park ranger is always getting outsmarted by a Sasquatch.

it's a real movie?  that's pretty fascinating.  then i think i'd like to see it.  i thought it was a marketing spoof or something.


yup real movie, looks like it has teh funnies so I think I'll check it out.
 
2013-02-26 01:02:40 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Representative of the unwashed masses: The Flexecutioner: i dont really know what i just saw, but that video was pretty good.

For those that don't know, it's a full length movie produced by Kokanee, a beer produced in Western Canada (BC actually).  It takes its roots in a long standing advertising campaign where a park ranger is always getting outsmarted by a Sasquatch.

it's a real movie?  that's pretty fascinating.  then i think i'd like to see it.  i thought it was a marketing spoof or something.


Well, they had a contect to be in the movie, I think iw was something like you, your town and your band??
 
2013-02-26 01:07:01 PM  

hockeyfarker: swahnhennessy: Is this the thread where I can slag Albertans? I always get guff when I try it in hockey threads. But that movie looks like it sucks worse than your mom in Edmonton.

Fernie is in BC... but maybe I'm assuming you're looking for some kind of relevant reason to slag Albertans, other than that we're awesome.


Slagging Albertan's is a lot like drinking: you should never need a reason to do it.
 
2013-02-26 01:27:15 PM  
Right. So it's because we're awesome.

/also we don't misuse apostrophes SICK BURN SOMEBODY CALL THE HEY-O CLINIC, GET IT, LIKE MAYO, F*CK YEAH
 
2013-02-26 02:37:53 PM  

curtis_e_bare: Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Maud Dib, what is a plethora?


Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.


Enjoy your sweater.
 
2013-02-26 02:49:49 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: The Flexecutioner: i dont really know what i just saw, but that video was pretty good.

For those that don't know, it's a full length movie produced by Kokanee, a beer produced in Western Canada (BC actually).  It takes its roots in a long standing advertising campaign where a park ranger is always getting outsmarted by a Sasquatch.


Apparently this beer company makes beef jerky too.

/this movie looks totally "R-word"
//Marty McSorley? Really?
 
2013-02-26 04:24:02 PM  

show me: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x850]


Done in one.
 
2013-02-26 04:32:49 PM  
Saw this movie at the Whistler Film Festival last year.

Funny.  Reminded me of an old 80s zits-and-tits comedy.

disclaimer:  There is a strong possibility that the comped Kokanee lounge and the lil' bit of smoke before the film added greatly to my amusement.
 
2013-02-26 05:56:27 PM  

pudding7: curtis_e_bare: Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Maud Dib, what is a plethora?


Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Enjoy your sweater.


Do you happen to know what foreplay is?
 
2013-02-26 06:06:24 PM  

Flappyhead: pudding7: curtis_e_bare: Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Maud Dib, what is a plethora?


Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Enjoy your sweater.

Do you happen to know what foreplay is?


"In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"
 
2013-02-26 07:18:01 PM  
It's what happens when Doug and Bob McKenizie party with Cheech and Chong.
 
2013-02-26 08:01:53 PM  
Never understood the big deal with beer. Give me whisky, don't fark around.
 
2013-02-26 08:56:48 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.


After watching that preview, I think I'd prefer NASCAR

/hates NASCAR
//is western Canada the new "straight to DVD?"
 
2013-02-26 09:23:03 PM  
Well, if Ben Affleck did this movie, he would figure out how to eliminate all Canadian involvement and improve his chances of getting an Oscar.
 
2013-02-26 10:38:57 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Flappyhead: pudding7: curtis_e_bare: Maud Dib: Representative of the unwashed masses: touche.  Still I stand by my statement that American beer companies wouldn't do something fun like this.  the closest they get is sponsoring a Nascar team.

This would be true if you're holding to the typical stereotype of the "American" beer company.
That model has changed so much in the last 20 years, it no longer holds true.
Now we have a plethora of kickass craft breweries that blow your Moose Piss right outta the water.

Maud Dib, what is a plethora?


Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Enjoy your sweater.

Do you happen to know what foreplay is?

"In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"


What is this? Are Gringos falling from the sky?!?!?!
 
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