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(My Fox Phoenix)   If you're going to storm into a gay bar while swinging an axe and screaming that you're going to kill everyone, make sure that there isn't a go-go boy behind you   (myfoxphoenix.com) divider line 78
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2013-02-26 12:46:26 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-26 12:52:23 AM
The go go boys will fark you up hard if you let them get behind you, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-26 01:31:07 AM
"They hit Buddy!  Get 'em, girls!"
 
2013-02-26 07:29:34 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-26 07:34:53 AM
*watches video*

Nothing screams high-class more than a bar next to a WE BUY GOLD shop...

/whar go-go boy, whar
 
2013-02-26 07:42:16 AM
What a drama queen. Wouldn't have happened at Prestons.
 
2013-02-26 07:53:26 AM
Guy was armed with an ax and still got beaten up by two gay dudes?  Yeah, he's not going to do real well in prison...
 
2013-02-26 07:54:16 AM
Watching the video, I couldn't help but be impressed at how god-damned normal the bar manager is. If the report didn't mention that it was a gay bar, there wouldn't have been any clues that this bar was any different from any other bar, straight or gay. He's just a well-spoken, nice looking guy with dreamy green eyes.
 
2013-02-26 07:54:20 AM
I'm sure his tale of being held down by four guys at a gay bar after being jumped by a go-go dancer will go over well with the rest of the boys on the group W bench.
 
2013-02-26 07:54:41 AM
If the axe had a gun, none of this would have happened.
 
2013-02-26 07:55:11 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: What a drama queen. Wouldn't have happened at Prestons the Blue Oyster Bar.




/ftfy
//nttawwt
 
2013-02-26 07:55:17 AM
as much as i truly HATE gay people, i don't know if i could hurt them.  considering how much i listen to the band erasure
 
2013-02-26 07:56:20 AM

davidphogan: The go go boys will fark you up hard if you let them get behind you, if you know what I mean.


I thought you had to pay extra for that.

vudukungfu: I'm sure his tale of being held down by four guys at a gay bar after being jumped by a go-go dancer will go over well with the rest of the boys on the group W bench.


Well, and creating a disturbance.
 
2013-02-26 07:56:34 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: as much as i truly HATE gay people, i don't know if i could hurt them.  considering how much i listen to the band erasure


you hate people because they are gay, or the ones you hate just happen to be gay?
 
2013-02-26 07:58:26 AM
This is an old Eddie Murphy joke.

TheCharmerUnderMe: "They hit Buddy!  Get 'em, girls!"


Great movie.
 
2013-02-26 07:58:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Watching the video, I couldn't help but be impressed at how god-damned normal the bar manager is. If the report didn't mention that it was a gay bar, there wouldn't have been any clues that this bar was any different from any other bar, straight or gay. He's just a well-spoken, nice looking guy with dreamy green eyes.


Wait a second.

You mean all gay guys don't fit a particular stereotype?

I'm shocked.

That first news host sure likes like a tranny though.

Gay go go dancers? I'm not going to sleep well tonight.
 
2013-02-26 07:58:35 AM
I'm just glad the perp didn't have a firearm.
 
2013-02-26 08:00:00 AM
When bearing arms is outlawed, only bears will... arms... outlaw, axes, or, something.
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-02-26 08:00:13 AM
Don't bring an axe to a go-go boy fight?
 
2013-02-26 08:01:10 AM

serial_crusher: Guy was armed with an ax and still got beaten up by two gay dudes?  Yeah, he's not going to do real well in prison...


I guess he wasn't a macho man
 
2013-02-26 08:01:28 AM
People are so defensive these days. Its obvious he just wanted to axe them something.
 
2013-02-26 08:02:15 AM
Kai disapproves

/and now I've got the Electric Six song stuck in my head
 
2013-02-26 08:03:03 AM
This is Phoenix? Where are all the guns?
 
2013-02-26 08:04:01 AM
Axes are farking sexy.  He was probably just hurt in the crush to have sex with him.  Stupid right-wing reporting.
 
2013-02-26 08:07:00 AM
Knowing a lot of my gay friends, he's lucky he didn't trip and fall down a flight of stairs in a one story building before the cops showed up.
 
2013-02-26 08:09:54 AM
Is the hero tag hiding in the closet?
 
2013-02-26 08:13:13 AM

xanadian: *watches video*

Nothing screams high-class more than a bar next to a WE BUY GOLD shop...

/whar go-go boy, whar



Yeah, 18th Ave and Bethany Home Rd. is not exactly Scottsdale.
 
2013-02-26 08:13:45 AM
I bet "go go boy behind you" would be an interesting GIS.

/and a great band name
 
2013-02-26 08:16:46 AM
Looks like he had a little axident.
 
2013-02-26 08:17:12 AM
Interesting how this establishment isn't "a bar" and how the story must repeatedly refer to it as a gay bar.  Had the patrons of this bar been primarily of African ethnicity, I wonder if that fact would have even been mentioned.
 
2013-02-26 08:20:02 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: as much as i truly HATE gay people, i don't know if i could hurt them.  considering how much i listen to the band erasure


At firs blush, this sounds absolutely offensive. If, however, the author means that he hates the incredibly flaming, wave-the-rainbow-flag-for-attention types, then I more or less agree.

And this is from a gay man.
 
2013-02-26 08:20:54 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: as much as i truly HATE gay people, i don't know if i could hurt them.  considering how much i listen to the band erasure


Irony of being a teenager in the '70's- making fun of gay guys walking around in TO, spending all day making "queer jokes", then spending all your money at Sam the Record Man's buying Elton John and Queen albums.
/oh, yeah, we were laughing and they were crying...
//all the way to the bank...
 
2013-02-26 08:21:22 AM
He says Aguirre was at the gay bar with his girlfriend when they started arguing.

Unclear on the concept, or an Electric Six fan?

i.imgur.com

How go go boys there might look.
 
2013-02-26 08:21:33 AM
Why would you take your girlfriend into a gay bar that had male dancers? Seems right odd to me.
 
2013-02-26 08:25:11 AM

MrHappyRotter: Interesting how this establishment isn't "a bar" and how the story must repeatedly refer to it as a gay bar.  Had the patrons of this bar been primarily of African ethnicity, I wonder if that fact would have even been mentioned.


Sure, it would be a gay black bar.
 
2013-02-26 08:25:46 AM

varmitydog: Why would you take your girlfriend into a gay bar that had male dancers? Seems right odd to me.


FTA says it]s his girlfriend, but its possible they didn't "check under the hood"... So to speak.
 
2013-02-26 08:32:52 AM
So the patrons had to beat him off.
 
2013-02-26 08:40:00 AM

varmitydog: Why would you take your girlfriend into a gay bar that had male dancers? Seems right odd to me.


I guess at a straight bar with male dancers, you'd have to worry about her leaving you for one of them?
 
2013-02-26 08:47:50 AM

varmitydog: Why would you take your girlfriend into a gay bar that had male dancers? Seems right odd to me.


It gives her a chance to check out some eye candy without worrying about them being a threat to you. Also, gay bars typically have great dancing and awesome drag shows, both of which women typically dig on a date. Back before I was married, I dated a few 100% real women who found the local gay bar to be a lot of fun, and being open minded enough to take them there on a date when they wanted to go was rewarded with some nice sexy time with said women.
 
2013-02-26 08:49:11 AM
Seth McFarlane really ruined a lot of gay's nights on Sunday.
 
2013-02-26 08:51:23 AM
No Axe, cut off.

Add Axe, and he has four dudes on him as soon as he walks back in.

It's like a commercial.

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2013-02-26 08:52:35 AM

Mad_Radhu: Also, gay bars typically have great dancing and awesome drag shows, both of which women typically dig on a date.


Cheap drinks, live music(unfortunately usually electronic crap but still live music), better atmosphere, and if they serve food better food are also typical of gay bars in my experience.
 
2013-02-26 08:58:59 AM
...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Go-Go Boys!

/Jinkies
 
2013-02-26 09:01:16 AM
Good. Guy of Grant Hill's stature should have know better.
 
2013-02-26 09:01:35 AM
This far down and no flamethrowers reference?

Fark, I am disappoint!
 
2013-02-26 09:04:40 AM

skinink: MrHappyRotter: Interesting how this establishment isn't "a bar" and how the story must repeatedly refer to it as a gay bar.  Had the patrons of this bar been primarily of African ethnicity, I wonder if that fact would have even been mentioned.

Sure, it would be a gay black bar.


and the perp would be dead
 
2013-02-26 09:08:03 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: skinink: MrHappyRotter: Interesting how this establishment isn't "a bar" and how the story must repeatedly refer to it as a gay bar.  Had the patrons of this bar been primarily of African ethnicity, I wonder if that fact would have even been mentioned.

Sure, it would be a gay black bar.

and the perp would be dead


After they went medieval on his ass.
 
2013-02-26 09:08:36 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Jon iz teh kewl: as much as i truly HATE gay people, i don't know if i could hurt them.  considering how much i listen to the band erasure

you hate people because they you are gay, or the ones you hate just happen to be gay yourself?


FTFY      JITK: Methinks the lady doth (constantly) protest too much.
 
2013-02-26 09:08:59 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Knowing a lot of my gay friends, he's lucky he didn't trip and fall down a flight of stairs in a one story building before the cops showed up.


I'd hope you know ALL of your gay friends...

\not necessarily in a Biblical way
\\NTTATWWT
 
2013-02-26 09:12:43 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Watching the video, I couldn't help but be impressed at how god-damned normal the bar manager is. If the report didn't mention that it was a gay bar, there wouldn't have been any clues that this bar was any different from any other bar, straight or gay. He's just a well-spoken, nice looking guy with dreamy green eyes.


You don't know many gays do you?

Well, you probably know more than you think you do, it's not like we wear signs or anything...
 
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