Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.
sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.
sendtodave: Cubicle Jockey: sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.Get back to us once she is your wife.I was waiting for that.Orgasms become less enjoyable when women get married?
braedan: We generally tolerate each other but we certainly do have our arguments.When I decide an argument is over I just call her a coont and threaten her with physical violence.She in turn threatens to take everything I have.I reply that she already did that AND killed my soul.
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