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(Daily Mail)   Ric Romero reports that women want to talk about their problems while men just want more sex   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Ric Romero, Men's Health Forum, Bournemouth, interpersonal relationship  
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3346 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 6:14 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-26 09:53:24 AM  
3 votes:
Fellas, I don't understand all the problems you have with women.
I've been married for 5 years, I've been with the same woman since for 14 years.

We generally tolerate each other but we certainly do have our arguments.
When I decide an argument is over I just call her a coont and threaten her with physical violence.
She in turn threatens to take everything I have.
I reply that she already did that AND killed my soul.

Then I go masturbate to internet pornography focusing on men choking their partners.

It's just that simple.
2013-02-26 08:40:32 AM  
2 votes:

Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.


This will probably surprise many gay men.
2013-02-26 07:27:26 AM  
2 votes:

sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.


Get back to us once she is your wife.
2013-02-26 06:21:29 AM  
2 votes:
I'm disappointed that it wasn't actually Ric Romero reporting.

But what does he know about rejection? He's probably giving moustache rides all day long.
2013-02-26 02:12:32 PM  
1 vote:
robohobo:

i2.cdn.turner.com

I thought he was better when he was on the Brady Bunch ...
2013-02-26 11:50:40 AM  
1 vote:

sendtodave: Cubicle Jockey: sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.

Get back to us once she is your wife.

I was waiting for that.

Orgasms become less enjoyable when women get married?


Ahh, well, now, you see Dave, there's two kinds of women: The one kind of woman farks to get the ring, the house, the kids, and construct her idealized image of family. Then she stops farking.

The other kind farks because she likes to fark.


At the "fiancee" stage, you really can't tell the difference. Science is working on it, but the women have spent several million years of evolution encoding this secret so there's no telling if it'll ever be cracked.
2013-02-26 10:20:13 AM  
1 vote:

braedan: We generally tolerate each other but we certainly do have our arguments.
When I decide an argument is over I just call her a coont and threaten her with physical violence.
She in turn threatens to take everything I have.
I reply that she already did that AND killed my soul.


You wouldn't happen to be a shoe salesman married to a redhead, would you?
2013-02-26 09:47:11 AM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.


They take quarters now? I've been getting ripped off.
2013-02-26 08:30:53 AM  
1 vote:
fast-images.picyou.com
2013-02-26 08:14:04 AM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of that Billy Joel song where he's telling men to be more open and "tell her about it." Then I remember he used to be married to Christie Brinkley.

Should have kept his big mouth shut.
2013-02-26 07:49:19 AM  
1 vote:
Everyone likes to eat and drink too, but vendors tend to treat their customers to lunch less frequently after they close out the sale.

/just kidding
//I'm sure you will be an exception to the rule
2013-02-26 07:20:19 AM  
1 vote:
I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.
2013-02-26 06:39:55 AM  
1 vote:
She can complain about her problems while we're having sex.
Everyone's happy!

/new fetish achieved...
2013-02-26 06:29:58 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.
2013-02-26 06:24:52 AM  
1 vote:
I love the first pic on that page...looks like a typical American male in bed with a Korean prostitute....
2013-02-26 06:15:44 AM  
1 vote:
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
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