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(Daily Mail)   Ric Romero reports that women want to talk about their problems while men just want more sex   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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2013-02-26 07:27:26 AM  
6 votes:

sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.


Get back to us once she is your wife.
2013-02-26 08:32:49 AM  
3 votes:
All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.
2013-02-26 07:49:19 AM  
3 votes:
Everyone likes to eat and drink too, but vendors tend to treat their customers to lunch less frequently after they close out the sale.

/just kidding
//I'm sure you will be an exception to the rule
2013-02-26 07:20:19 AM  
3 votes:
I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.
2013-02-26 11:58:33 AM  
2 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Ahh, well, now, you see Dave, there's two kinds of women: The one kind of woman farks to get the ring, the house, the kids, and construct her idealized image of family. Then she stops farking.

The other kind farks because she likes to fark.


The first kind will occasionally take up farking again when they feel like it's new car shopping time.
2013-02-26 11:50:40 AM  
2 votes:

sendtodave: Cubicle Jockey: sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.

Get back to us once she is your wife.

I was waiting for that.

Orgasms become less enjoyable when women get married?


Ahh, well, now, you see Dave, there's two kinds of women: The one kind of woman farks to get the ring, the house, the kids, and construct her idealized image of family. Then she stops farking.

The other kind farks because she likes to fark.


At the "fiancee" stage, you really can't tell the difference. Science is working on it, but the women have spent several million years of evolution encoding this secret so there's no telling if it'll ever be cracked.
2013-02-26 06:55:46 AM  
2 votes:
My fiancee loves sex.

And I see the value in being open and honest about problems.  Communication is like brain sex.

So, fie on stereotypes, I say.
2013-02-26 06:29:58 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.
2013-02-26 03:14:45 PM  
1 votes:

Shakin_Haitian: I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.


Funny - I find men who sympathize with Feminists even bigger pussies than those that whine about them.
2013-02-26 09:54:27 AM  
1 votes:

MayoSlather: Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.

They take quarters now? I've been getting ripped off.


Which slot have you been using?
2013-02-26 09:53:24 AM  
1 votes:
Fellas, I don't understand all the problems you have with women.
I've been married for 5 years, I've been with the same woman since for 14 years.

We generally tolerate each other but we certainly do have our arguments.
When I decide an argument is over I just call her a coont and threaten her with physical violence.
She in turn threatens to take everything I have.
I reply that she already did that AND killed my soul.

Then I go masturbate to internet pornography focusing on men choking their partners.

It's just that simple.
2013-02-26 09:12:35 AM  
1 votes:
Still working on the whole don't try to give advice when she tells you about her problems.

/engineer, good a solving problems, bad at sympathy and emotions
//not a good combination for women
2013-02-26 09:03:41 AM  
1 votes:

robohobo: And women spend those kindness quarters on shoes and clothes. What's your point?


Point is there is nothing sophisticated about relationships and any woman who desires some sort of deep and meaningful connection is deluding herself.
2013-02-26 08:44:33 AM  
1 votes:
Many, many years of pretending to care about the problems of women... in order to get into their pants... has taught me that most women don't have real problems, they need to invent them for some reason.  Hey, I aint a shrink.

Typical response that women love, except disguised, obviously, "Everybody around you is crazy, and you are normal, but I understand you."
2013-02-26 08:39:49 AM  
1 votes:

Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.


And women spend those kindness quarters on shoes and clothes. What's your point?
2013-02-26 08:20:16 AM  
1 votes:
The reason men use prostitutes is not for the sex.  Men hire prostitutes so they will leave afterwards.
2013-02-26 08:14:04 AM  
1 votes:
Reminds me of that Billy Joel song where he's telling men to be more open and "tell her about it." Then I remember he used to be married to Christie Brinkley.

Should have kept his big mouth shut.
2013-02-26 07:54:06 AM  
1 votes:
Just for fun, I am going to take a single sentence and edit it for accuracy:

The report, based on interviews with the organisation's counsellors, also found that men tend to be unaware their relationship is in trouble, despite obvious warning signs.

Should read:

The report, based on interviews with the organisation's counselors, also found that men tend to be unaware that women think their relationship is in trouble, despite warning signs that are obvious to women..
2013-02-26 07:53:23 AM  
1 votes:

gaslight: My current dating profile says that I am looking for someone "who doesn't talk so much in long pointless monologues speculating about other peoples' motives."


Lol, and you're on Fark?
2013-02-26 07:01:52 AM  
1 votes:
Or in my case, they don't want to talk about their problems or have sex.  At least with me.  That's a problem.

/yeah...marriage issues
2013-02-26 06:57:33 AM  
1 votes:
More news just in- generalizations do not accurately describe every individual in a population.
There are a few men who are interested in more than just sex, as well as a few women who actually enjoy sex, but reality is less comfortingly simplistic than a  reductive headline.
All the same, please continue your whining about what imaginary feminists are saying in unrelated threads, the manufactured offense is truly scintillating.
2013-02-26 06:42:04 AM  
1 votes:
That was a lot of butthurt in 12 posts.

Anyway, the daily fail almost had a good article there.  It looks like they were trying to say the "don't be a pussy" male role hinders men from getting help when they need it and that might help explain all these negative statistics.  Also, men like sex.  More at 11.
2013-02-26 06:38:55 AM  
1 votes:

turboke: robohobo: MayoSlather: Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.

Better watch out. Hand wringing nancy mods just might delete that post for not bowing down to the almighty Woman.

And no sex for you if your wife finds out you posted that.


Not so. Not every woman subscribes to the same version of feminism.
2013-02-26 06:31:24 AM  
1 votes:

MayoSlather: Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.


Better watch out. Hand wringing nancy mods just might delete that post for not bowing down to the almighty Woman.
2013-02-26 06:21:29 AM  
1 votes:
I'm disappointed that it wasn't actually Ric Romero reporting.

But what does he know about rejection? He's probably giving moustache rides all day long.
2013-02-26 12:59:59 AM  
1 votes:
But mostly they want to talk about everyone ELSE'S problems, and yours, and how much better the ones who don't have (or hide) their problems are than you.
 
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