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(Daily Mail)   Ric Romero reports that women want to talk about their problems while men just want more sex   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
    More: Obvious, Ric Romero, Men's Health Forum, Bournemouth, interpersonal relationship  
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2013-02-26 12:59:59 AM  
But mostly they want to talk about everyone ELSE'S problems, and yours, and how much better the ones who don't have (or hide) their problems are than you.
 
2013-02-26 04:52:34 AM  
In before the FARK feminist brigade finds a reason to complain about misogyny and teh evil, oppressive patriarchy.
 
2013-02-26 06:15:44 AM  
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-26 06:17:31 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: In before the FARK feminist brigade finds a reason to complain about misogyny and teh evil, oppressive patriarchy.


Few threads downpage. All the womyn you could hope for.

/plus white knights
//50 shade of rape
 
2013-02-26 06:21:29 AM  
I'm disappointed that it wasn't actually Ric Romero reporting.

But what does he know about rejection? He's probably giving moustache rides all day long.
 
2013-02-26 06:24:52 AM  
I love the first pic on that page...looks like a typical American male in bed with a Korean prostitute....
 
2013-02-26 06:28:33 AM  

NeoBad: I love the first pic on that page...looks like a typical American male in bed with a Korean prostitute....


Do Korean prostitutes usually have such a flat expression?
 
2013-02-26 06:29:58 AM  
Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.
 
2013-02-26 06:31:24 AM  

MayoSlather: Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.


Better watch out. Hand wringing nancy mods just might delete that post for not bowing down to the almighty Woman.
 
2013-02-26 06:32:12 AM  

robohobo: FirstNationalBastard: In before the FARK feminist brigade finds a reason to complain about misogyny and teh evil, oppressive patriarchy.

Few threads downpage. All the womyn you could hope for.

/plus white knights
//50 shade of rape


Yeah, the best place to look for women is in a rape thread.
 
2013-02-26 06:33:35 AM  

robohobo: MayoSlather: Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.

Better watch out. Hand wringing nancy mods just might delete that post for not bowing down to the almighty Woman.


And no sex for you if your wife finds out you posted that.
 
2013-02-26 06:38:55 AM  

turboke: robohobo: MayoSlather: Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.

Better watch out. Hand wringing nancy mods just might delete that post for not bowing down to the almighty Woman.

And no sex for you if your wife finds out you posted that.


Not so. Not every woman subscribes to the same version of feminism.
 
2013-02-26 06:39:35 AM  

turboke: robohobo: MayoSlather: Maybe if women didnt use sex as leverage in a relationship then perhaps men might be more willing to pay attention to their needs? Ok probably not, but women still shouldn't use sex as leverage. The lack of sex can only drive a relationship apart more.

Better watch out. Hand wringing nancy mods just might delete that post for not bowing down to the almighty Woman.

And no sex for you if your wife finds out you posted that.


See. Women say they want to talk about intimacy, but as soon as a man says anything critical, they start witholding sex.
 
2013-02-26 06:39:55 AM  
She can complain about her problems while we're having sex.
Everyone's happy!

/new fetish achieved...
 
2013-02-26 06:42:04 AM  
That was a lot of butthurt in 12 posts.

Anyway, the daily fail almost had a good article there.  It looks like they were trying to say the "don't be a pussy" male role hinders men from getting help when they need it and that might help explain all these negative statistics.  Also, men like sex.  More at 11.
 
2013-02-26 06:55:46 AM  
My fiancee loves sex.

And I see the value in being open and honest about problems.  Communication is like brain sex.

So, fie on stereotypes, I say.
 
2013-02-26 06:57:33 AM  
More news just in- generalizations do not accurately describe every individual in a population.
There are a few men who are interested in more than just sex, as well as a few women who actually enjoy sex, but reality is less comfortingly simplistic than a  reductive headline.
All the same, please continue your whining about what imaginary feminists are saying in unrelated threads, the manufactured offense is truly scintillating.
 
2013-02-26 07:01:52 AM  
Or in my case, they don't want to talk about their problems or have sex.  At least with me.  That's a problem.

/yeah...marriage issues
 
2013-02-26 07:05:05 AM  

NeoBad: I love the first pic on that page...looks like a typical American male in bed with a Korean prostitute....


In the second pic, why does the guy have his ring on his right hand and why is it WARPED?

This means something.
 
2013-02-26 07:05:47 AM  

Cubs300: Or in my case, they don't want to talk about their problems or have sex.  At least with me.  That's a problem.

/yeah...marriage issues


I suggest going for an std test. 50 Shades/Silver Linings jumpstarted a LOT of chalmydia.
 
2013-02-26 07:11:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: In before the FARK feminist brigade finds a reason to complain about misogyny and teh evil, oppressive patriarchy.


whur, whur on Fark?
I wanna see
 
2013-02-26 07:20:19 AM  
I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.
 
2013-02-26 07:22:40 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.


There's a difference between whining about them and just thinking they can go fark themselves.
 
2013-02-26 07:22:44 AM  

NeoBad: I love the first pic on that page...looks like a typical American male in bed with a Korean prostitute....


I did not get that impression.  It looked like an ED ad where she wants more and he is ashamed.  My first impression was that she was Japanese, but I'm not good at guessing.
 
2013-02-26 07:26:07 AM  

robohobo: Shakin_Haitian: I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.

There's a difference between whining about them and just thinking they can go fark themselves.


Yeah, what's happening in this thread is not the latter.
 
2013-02-26 07:27:26 AM  

sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.


Get back to us once she is your wife.
 
2013-02-26 07:41:23 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.

Get back to us once she is your wife.


I was waiting for that.

Orgasms become less enjoyable when women get married?
 
2013-02-26 07:49:19 AM  
Everyone likes to eat and drink too, but vendors tend to treat their customers to lunch less frequently after they close out the sale.

/just kidding
//I'm sure you will be an exception to the rule
 
2013-02-26 07:50:58 AM  
My current dating profile says that I am looking for someone "who doesn't talk so much in long pointless monologues speculating about other peoples' motives."
 
2013-02-26 07:53:23 AM  

gaslight: My current dating profile says that I am looking for someone "who doesn't talk so much in long pointless monologues speculating about other peoples' motives."


Lol, and you're on Fark?
 
2013-02-26 07:54:06 AM  
Just for fun, I am going to take a single sentence and edit it for accuracy:

The report, based on interviews with the organisation's counsellors, also found that men tend to be unaware their relationship is in trouble, despite obvious warning signs.

Should read:

The report, based on interviews with the organisation's counselors, also found that men tend to be unaware that women think their relationship is in trouble, despite warning signs that are obvious to women..
 
2013-02-26 08:04:48 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.


Obviously you have never been to the politics tab.  Or freeper land.
 
2013-02-26 08:14:04 AM  
Reminds me of that Billy Joel song where he's telling men to be more open and "tell her about it." Then I remember he used to be married to Christie Brinkley.

Should have kept his big mouth shut.
 
2013-02-26 08:20:16 AM  
The reason men use prostitutes is not for the sex.  Men hire prostitutes so they will leave afterwards.
 
2013-02-26 08:28:43 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: Everyone likes to eat and drink too, but vendors tend to treat their customers to lunch less frequently after they close out the sale.

/just kidding
//I'm sure you will be an exception to the rule


sure sure, he'll be in pussy heaven year after year.

she'll probably blow him a lot more often too.
 
2013-02-26 08:29:30 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.


Translation: Shut up and obey!
 
2013-02-26 08:30:53 AM  
fast-images.picyou.com
 
2013-02-26 08:32:49 AM  
All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.
 
2013-02-26 08:39:49 AM  

Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.


And women spend those kindness quarters on shoes and clothes. What's your point?
 
2013-02-26 08:40:32 AM  

Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.


This will probably surprise many gay men.
 
2013-02-26 08:44:33 AM  
Many, many years of pretending to care about the problems of women... in order to get into their pants... has taught me that most women don't have real problems, they need to invent them for some reason.  Hey, I aint a shrink.

Typical response that women love, except disguised, obviously, "Everybody around you is crazy, and you are normal, but I understand you."
 
2013-02-26 08:49:13 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: I find men who whine about "feminists" to be the biggest bunch of pussy crybabies the world has ever known.


I find that people with opinions different than mine are just dumb poopie heads and they just shouldn't talk, ever.

Also they can go fark themselves.

Take you, for instance.
 
2013-02-26 09:03:41 AM  

robohobo: And women spend those kindness quarters on shoes and clothes. What's your point?


Point is there is nothing sophisticated about relationships and any woman who desires some sort of deep and meaningful connection is deluding herself.
 
2013-02-26 09:12:35 AM  
Still working on the whole don't try to give advice when she tells you about her problems.

/engineer, good a solving problems, bad at sympathy and emotions
//not a good combination for women
 
2013-02-26 09:14:05 AM  
Is this going to be one of those threads where there's 200+ comments in an hour?

/Just doin' my part!
 
2013-02-26 09:21:41 AM  

Mose: Still working on the whole don't try to give advice when she tells you about her problems.

/engineer, good a solving problems, bad at sympathy and emotions
//not a good combination for women


I should have been an engineer...

/Really bored with all the "let me tell you about my problems but don't think I want to actually FIX them"
 
2013-02-26 09:44:00 AM  

Mose: Still working on the whole don't try to give advice when she tells you about her problems.

/engineer, good a solving problems, bad at sympathy and emotions
//not a good combination for women


/programmer
//feels your pain
 
2013-02-26 09:44:21 AM  

sendtodave: My fiancee loves sex.

And I see the value in being open and honest about problems.  Communication is like brain sex.

So, fie on stereotypes, I say.



Fiancees love sex because it is a great tool. Women know that once that title changes into "wife", they do not need to have sex anymore.
 
2013-02-26 09:47:11 AM  

Ishkur: All men treat women like vending machines that they put kindness quarters into until sex comes out.


They take quarters now? I've been getting ripped off.
 
2013-02-26 09:53:24 AM  
Fellas, I don't understand all the problems you have with women.
I've been married for 5 years, I've been with the same woman since for 14 years.

We generally tolerate each other but we certainly do have our arguments.
When I decide an argument is over I just call her a coont and threaten her with physical violence.
She in turn threatens to take everything I have.
I reply that she already did that AND killed my soul.

Then I go masturbate to internet pornography focusing on men choking their partners.

It's just that simple.
 
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