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(Daily Mail)   A report that lists the U.S. states with the highest rate of teen pregnancy clearly shows that the South has RISEN again   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, teen pregnancy, New Mexico, U.S., New Hampshire, United States, souths, Guttmacher Institute, IUD  
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8591 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 3:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-26 03:26:50 AM  
7 votes:
Jesus is my condom.
2013-02-26 01:25:16 AM  
5 votes:
Well, to be fair, when it's cousins technically that family is counted twice.
2013-02-26 12:11:50 AM  
4 votes:
It's one way to make sure Republicans don't go extinct.
2013-02-26 03:26:48 AM  
2 votes:
Chastity Bible belt.
2013-02-26 06:04:14 AM  
1 vote:
I see all our resident blind men have found their elephant.
2013-02-26 05:00:25 AM  
1 vote:
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"And the Southern girls, really take the cock, they knock them up when I'm down there."

This is the way it was REALLY written but Mike Love thought it was just Brian Wilson taking too much LSD.   LOOK IT UP!
2013-02-26 04:18:08 AM  
1 vote:
Putting aside for a moment the actual reason why population is exploding in states with high Latino immigrant populations, two of the hottest women I have ever known were from Maine.  I'd be happy to offer my services to the endangered hot Maine chick breeding program.
2013-02-26 04:09:18 AM  
1 vote:
The stats don't say "Unwanted Teen Pregnancy Rate".
2013-02-26 03:54:39 AM  
1 vote:
Southwest, Subby. Big difference. (Well, Southwest and part of the South. And Delaware and DC.)

Though, harking back to yesterday's map thread, the South is distinguished by its high rate of sexually-transmitted diseases. So there's that.

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2013-02-26 03:24:35 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: SpdrJay: It's from all the faith-based birth control....

Abstinence-only sex education, FTL.

Abstinence has a very high failure rate.
2013-02-26 03:20:03 AM  
1 vote:
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/yes, I know it's an exaggeration, spare me your incoming XKCD.
2013-02-26 03:18:06 AM  
1 vote:
Highest poverty rates, lowest educational levels, highest teen pregnancy rates, and highest numbers of religious people.

Correlation is giving  a big wink and whispering "Look over here!"
2013-02-26 03:14:45 AM  
1 vote:
It's from all the faith-based birth control....
2013-02-26 01:33:34 AM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: L.D. Ablo: Apparently, Arizona is now officially part of the Deep South.

/shout out to Yuma!

They sure as fark act like it.

Not all of us. Things will change eventually. The blue-hairs are dying and the Mormons are having fewer children. Things are looking up for the 2028 elections.
2013-02-26 01:26:33 AM  
1 vote:

L.D. Ablo: Apparently, Arizona is now officially part of the Deep South.

/shout out to Yuma!

They sure as fark act like it.
2013-02-26 01:08:44 AM  
1 vote:

L.D. Ablo: Apparently, Arizona is now officially part of the Deep South.

/shout out to Yuma!

We don't have accents, but the overt racism is just like living in Dixie.
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