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(TMZ)   The next season of Dancing With the Stars casts Andy Dick. If they managed to get Jon Lovitz to join the show, the ratings would skyrocket   (tmz.com) divider line 55
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2013-02-25 10:06:10 PM  
If they managed to get Jon Lovitz armed with an AR-15, rating would really skyrocket.
 
2013-02-25 10:36:29 PM  
Is it wrong that I hope Andy Dick gets killed with fire on live TV? Maybe he can be raped to death by angry ducks with their corkscrew shaped penises?
 
2013-02-25 11:04:45 PM  
The real trick would be getting Phil Hartman on.
 
2013-02-26 12:02:14 AM  
Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2013-02-26 12:15:19 AM  

davidphogan: Is it wrong that I hope Andy Dick gets killed with fire on live TV? Maybe he can be raped to death by angry ducks with their corkscrew shaped penises?


Is that really fair to the angry ducks?
 
2013-02-26 12:37:08 AM  

kmmontandon: The real trick would be getting Phil Hartman on.


Not so much, getting him to dance would be the real spectacle.
 
2013-02-26 12:38:00 AM  
What would really do the trick is getting an actual star on the show instead of gross looking trannies, D-listers, has-beens, and never-was'ss's'ss. Then they'd still have that whole "It's dancing" thing to overcome. Maybe dedicate an entire season to breakdancing. Have 80's has-beens on.
 
2013-02-26 12:39:24 AM  
Groping the Stars
 
2013-02-26 12:40:04 AM  
Why not get Adrianne Curry.  I saw her in person the other day and shes fricken hot.  Tall too, like, 5, 11 tall
 
2013-02-26 12:40:38 AM  
Why on earth does this TV atrocity still have "stars" as part of its title?
 
2013-02-26 12:41:27 AM  
I blame Andy Dick for single-handedly setting back the cause of homosexual acceptance.
 
2013-02-26 12:42:25 AM  

sirgrim: kmmontandon: The real trick would be getting Phil Hartman on.

Not so much, getting him to dance would be the real spectacle.


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Move it like Bernie.
 
2013-02-26 12:43:27 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I blame Andy Dick for single-handedly setting back the cause of homosexual acceptance.


He definitely made me biased against Dicks.
 
2013-02-26 12:48:37 AM  
Punching with the Stars.
 
2013-02-26 12:52:24 AM  

mikemoto: If they managed to get Jon Lovitz armed with an AR-15, rating would really skyrocket.


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As TMZ previously reported ... Wynonna Judd, Kellie Pickler, Aly Raisman, Jacoby Jones, Sean Lowe and Victor Ortiz have already signed on.

I recognize a grand total of one of those names.
 
2013-02-26 01:16:14 AM  
So does this show about dancing with stars have any actual stars in it?

"As TMZ previously reported ...Wynonna Judd,Kellie Pickler,Aly Raisman,Jacoby Jones,Sean Lowe andVictor Ortiz have already signed on."

Who?
 
2013-02-26 01:44:39 AM  
Jon Lovitz with a flamethrower.
 
2013-02-26 02:16:19 AM  
Who are these people? I've only heard of Dick and Judd
 
2013-02-26 02:27:06 AM  
Wow, seriously, this is some sort of joke. Didn't they used to be able to get actual stars on this show and not just one B lister and a bunch of hasbeens?
 
2013-02-26 02:27:13 AM  

weirdneighbour: Who are these people? I've only heard of Dick and Judd


Same here.

Perhaps this is the point where ABC gracefully pulls the show off the air.  Because, ya know, it has the word "star" right in the name, and ABC appears to have run out of them.
 
2013-02-26 02:32:13 AM  
www.easterbilby.com
 
2013-02-26 04:48:58 AM  
Andy Dick:

All the funniness of Colin Quinn
The variety of Scooby Doo
The talent of Andrew Dice Clay

I'd like to see a fight to the death between him and Nancy Grace.
 
2013-02-26 06:02:12 AM  
Isn't he the one who gets to dine on Amber Tamblyn's butt?
 
2013-02-26 07:45:57 AM  

SevenizGud: Andy Dick:

All the funniness of Colin Quinn
The variety of Scooby Doo
The talent of Andrew Dice Clay

I'd like to see a fight to the death between him and Nancy Grace.



I've seen a lot of sick ideas, but a fight to the death? One of them might survive.
 
2013-02-26 07:46:54 AM  
I thought Andy Dick was dead already.  This is a surprise.
 
2013-02-26 08:00:27 AM  
Just inside, hombre. Just dead inside.
 
2013-02-26 08:06:23 AM  
Who are these people?  I know who Andy Dick is, but like Even With A Chainsaw, I thought he was dead.  I am familiar with Wynona Judd, but who are the rest of these people?
 
2013-02-26 08:06:57 AM  

age/sex/check: Why not get Adrianne Curry.  I saw her in person the other day and shes fricken hot.  Tall too, like, 5, 11 tall


Excuse me?

/6'1"
 
2013-02-26 08:17:23 AM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: SevenizGud: Andy Dick:

All the funniness of Colin Quinn
The variety of Scooby Doo
The talent of Andrew Dice Clay

I'd like to see a fight to the death between him and Nancy Grace.


I've seen a lot of sick ideas, but a fight to the death? One of them might survive.


Not if it was in quicksand.
 
2013-02-26 08:33:41 AM  
http://youtu.be/5fwuzeze0nw - is dancing with the stars. The TV show, not so much.
 
2013-02-26 08:41:07 AM  
Andy Dick and Jon Lovitz. Hmmmmmmm.
Will they be dancing to "The Masochism Tango" Link or "Boom Boom out go the Lights" Link
 
2013-02-26 09:01:37 AM  
Once again, a Who's Who list of people that I either don't know or don't give a flying fark.
 
2013-02-26 09:02:55 AM  

weirdneighbour: Who are these people? I've only heard of Dick and Judd


God that sounds like a Chuck Lorre sitcom.
 
2013-02-26 09:14:24 AM  

Dinjiin: Perhaps this is the point where ABC gracefully pulls the show off the air.  Because, ya know, it has the word "star" right in the name, and ABC appears to have run out of them.


Except if you look at the cast from season 1 it was still a bunch of c-listers, losers and has-beens back then (other than J Peterman from Seinfeld). And it is still one of ABC's highest rated shows. Even though I have never watched it, I don't see it going away any time soon.
 
2013-02-26 09:24:39 AM  

kmmontandon: The real trick would be getting Phil Hartman on.


wow - only 3 posts to bring up Phil Hartman.

Andy Dick does sound like a dick, but you can't pin Hartman's death on him
 
2013-02-26 09:27:51 AM  
Oh, and yeah, if I ever see Andy Dick in real life, I'll probably punch him in the face.

It would probably be a headline on Fark. I'd be famous! I might even get a reality show out of it.

Some dumbass farker goes around meeting celebrities and punches them in the face.

Hey, anyone got a video camera? Should I put this on kickstarter?

Episode 1 will be Andy Dick.

Episode 2: Justin Beiber

Suggestions for other episodes?
 
2013-02-26 09:56:42 AM  
The only reason many people watch the show is to see scantily dressed people moving suggestively.
 
2013-02-26 10:00:54 AM  

Pentaxian: The only reason many people watch the show is to see scantily dressed people moving suggestively.


I now need mind bleach to get the image of Winona Judd and Andy Dick out of my head.
 
2013-02-26 10:02:07 AM  

Happy Hours: Oh, and yeah, if I ever see Andy Dick in real life, I'll probably punch him in the face.

It would probably be a headline on Fark. I'd be famous! I might even get a reality show out of it.

Some dumbass farker goes around meeting celebrities and punches them in the face.

Hey, anyone got a video camera? Should I put this on kickstarter?

Episode 1 will be Andy Dick.

Episode 2: Justin Beiber

Suggestions for other episodes?


David Spade
Adam Sandler
Kevin James
Will Ferrell
Bill Murray
the Kardashians
the cast of Jersey Shore
Joy Behar
Nancy Pelosi
Rush Limbaugh

/I could on for hours ...
 
2013-02-26 10:34:50 AM  

greggm59: Happy Hours: Oh, and yeah, if I ever see Andy Dick in real life, I'll probably punch him in the face.

It would probably be a headline on Fark. I'd be famous! I might even get a reality show out of it.

Some dumbass farker goes around meeting celebrities and punches them in the face.

Hey, anyone got a video camera? Should I put this on kickstarter?

Episode 1 will be Andy Dick.

Episode 2: Justin Beiber

Suggestions for other episodes?

David Spade
Adam Sandler
Kevin James
Will Ferrell
Bill Murray
the Kardashians
the cast of Jersey Shore
Joy Behar
Nancy Pelosi
Rush Limbaugh

/I could on for hours ...


Bill Murray?

REALLY? BILL MURRAY?

You deserve a cock punch for even suggesting that.
 
2013-02-26 10:36:21 AM  
I would watch a reality show consisting wholly of Jon Lovitz punching Andy Dick in the face. If the showrunners feel they need to freshen things up in Season Two they can invite celebrity guest stars like Mike Tyson in periodically to punch Andy Dick in the face as Jon Lovity exhorts them to punch him harder. The series finale in Season Six or Seven would have Gary Busey kill and eat Andy Dick on live television.
 
2013-02-26 11:04:38 AM  

TwistedFark: greggm59: Happy Hours: Oh, and yeah, if I ever see Andy Dick in real life, I'll probably punch him in the face.

It would probably be a headline on Fark. I'd be famous! I might even get a reality show out of it.

Some dumbass farker goes around meeting celebrities and punches them in the face.

Hey, anyone got a video camera? Should I put this on kickstarter?

Episode 1 will be Andy Dick.

Episode 2: Justin Beiber

Suggestions for other episodes?

David Spade
Adam Sandler
Kevin James
Will Ferrell
Bill Murray
the Kardashians
the cast of Jersey Shore
Joy Behar
Nancy Pelosi
Rush Limbaugh

/I could on for hours ...

Bill Murray?

REALLY? BILL MURRAY?

You deserve a cock punch for even suggesting that.


Yeah, I'm not sure what's wrong with Bill Murray either but what the hell? If some people hate him maybe that should be an episode. Bill Murray might even go along with it.

All the other people listed. Hell yeah! The Jersey Shore cast might have to be a 2 part episode.

I'd better call my lawyer. If I do this show I might be facing assault charges.

Shiat. I just realized I don't even have a lawyer.
 
2013-02-26 11:21:40 AM  

Happy Hours: kmmontandon: The real trick would be getting Phil Hartman on.

wow - only 3 posts to bring up Phil Hartman.

Andy Dick does sound like a dick, but you can't pin Hartman's death on him


This. People, this includes lovitz, need to get their facts straight. Andy did not give the drugs to Hartmans wife the night of his murder.
 
2013-02-26 11:45:58 AM  

johnnyboog: Happy Hours: kmmontandon: The real trick would be getting Phil Hartman on.

wow - only 3 posts to bring up Phil Hartman.

Andy Dick does sound like a dick, but you can't pin Hartman's death on him

This. People, this includes lovitz, need to get their facts straight. Andy did not give the drugs to Hartmans wife the night of his murder.


He DID get her back on drugs after she had quit, though.
 
2013-02-26 12:15:43 PM  
Stephen Root would be cool.
 
2013-02-26 01:29:44 PM  
I've never watched Dancing with the Stars before, but I would definitely watch it if Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick were on camera at the same time. Even if Lovitz decided to be cool about it you know Dick would do something to push him over the edge.
 
2013-02-26 02:54:00 PM  

dryknife: Stephen Root would be cool.


Or as the Japanese call him, Super Karate Monkey Dance Man.
 
2013-02-26 03:00:17 PM  
"Stars"?  "STARS"?!?

This lineup puts the "dick" in "ridiculous".
 
2013-02-26 03:30:47 PM  
Isn't Aly Raisman one of the female gymnasts from last year's Olympics?  If so, she could be entertaining to watch.
 
2013-02-26 03:54:40 PM  

phenn: age/sex/check: Why not get Adrianne Curry.  I saw her in person the other day and shes fricken hot.  Tall too, like, 5, 11 tall

Excuse me?

/6'1"


How YOU doin?  ;)

/also 6'1
 
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