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(SFGate)   You get into an argument with a neighbor. Do you C) pull out an AK-47 and shoot up their house?   (sfgate.com) divider line 19
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MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 08:25:06 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com

Dear Diary,

Today wasn't a good day....
2013-02-25 09:43:23 PM
4 votes:
Those are speedholes.  They make the house go faster.
2013-02-25 08:07:05 PM
4 votes:
If that house had been allowed to carry a firearm this never would have happened!

/amidoinitrite?
2013-02-25 10:23:43 PM
3 votes:
I gotta say--SFist wins the net for their graphic to go with this story--it's either laziness or genius, or some combination thereof:

sfist.com
2013-02-25 09:34:22 PM
3 votes:
Despite spraying the place with bullets, he only shot his victim in the leg once. Clearly, the perpetrator is a bad guy in an action movie.
2013-02-25 10:13:20 PM
2 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-02-25 10:03:48 PM
2 votes:
This is basically the whole point of owning guns in this day and age.

How is the average gun owing husband supposed to sleep with his wife if he can't hold the threat of imminent death over her head?  How is he supposed to get his teenage kids to take out the trash?  Or, relate to a neighbor?

I don't really want to know the answer to this but - you guys do have the gun in your mouth while you jerk off, right?
2013-02-25 09:05:40 PM
2 votes:
blog.robballen.com

/obligatory
2013-02-26 08:25:13 AM
1 votes:
Y'all lay off the NRA. They are just like the ACLU.

The NRA and the ACLU are both necessary evils in our society.

The NRA defends the rights of law-abiding gun owners and the ACLU defends the rights of illegal aliens, drug dealers and child pornographers.
2013-02-25 10:54:21 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob: The house clearly threatened him by acting like it had a gun, so he was completely within his Second Amendment rights


Not in California, he wasn't! He has to try to retreat to safety. If the house gives chase, THEN he can shoot it. Dude should have just waited for an earthquake or, if it's on a hill, a heavy rain. Then he could have yelled "It's comin' right for me!!!" when it started moving and blasted the crap outta it.
2013-02-25 10:05:19 PM
1 votes:

Big Dave: This is basically the whole point of owning guns in this day and age.

How is the average gun owing husband supposed to sleep with his wife if he can't hold the threat of imminent death over her head?  How is he supposed to get his teenage kids to take out the trash?  Or, relate to a neighbor?

I don't really want to know the answer to this but - you guys do have the gun in your mouth while you jerk off, right?


No, it's in your wife's mouth while we tag her.

Troll. Idiot. Retard.
2013-02-25 09:47:52 PM
1 votes:

enry: albatros183: enry: ArkAngel: [blog.robballen.com image 400x600]

/obligatory

[citation needed]

Errr welcome to fark?

/Catch up on the memes

I keep seeing that meme, doesn't mean it's any good.  Or even correct.

/and I used a meme to comment on a meme.  Try to keep up.


www.troll.me
2013-02-25 09:41:24 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps the NRA would like to suggest the government put armed officers in every house, to protect our freedoms?


I'm still confused why they supported the govnmt putting armed guards in every school...
wee [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 09:40:36 PM
1 votes:

sithon: Another responsible gun owner heard from.


The gun he used is illegal to own in CA. Even if it was semi-auto, a gun legal to own in most other states, it would have still been illegal to own in CA.  And if it's a semi-auto that he converted to full auto, he also violated Federal law by willfully violating the National Firearms Act of 1934 -- a crime that carries a max sentence of five years in Federal prison and a $250,000 fine -- as well as Firearm Owners' Protection Act of 1986. It's very likely he violated the Gun Control Act of 1986.

So how about go be an ignorant trollish dickhead somewhere else?
2013-02-25 09:35:31 PM
1 votes:

Tio_Holtzmann: AFAIK its perfectly legal to own full auto weapons if you pay the tax stamp.


Not in California, unless you're special.
2013-02-25 09:31:15 PM
1 votes:
This is why a bullet should cost FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
2013-02-25 09:05:00 PM
1 votes:
California clearly needs stronger gun control laws that people like this will completely disregard.
2013-02-25 08:37:58 PM
1 votes:
An armed society is a polite society.
2013-02-25 08:11:56 PM
1 votes:
"Criminals don't adhere to any laws," Esparza said. "That's why they are criminals."


If there's one thing I've learned, it's that litterers and speeders and people that rip tags from mattresses are only waiting for the opportunity to murder someone.
 
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