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(SFGate)   You get into an argument with a neighbor. Do you C) pull out an AK-47 and shoot up their house?   (sfgate.com) divider line 178
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2013-02-25 08:07:05 PM  
If that house had been allowed to carry a firearm this never would have happened!

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-02-25 08:11:07 PM  
I don't want to do a gun thread again today.
 
2013-02-25 08:11:56 PM  
"Criminals don't adhere to any laws," Esparza said. "That's why they are criminals."


If there's one thing I've learned, it's that litterers and speeders and people that rip tags from mattresses are only waiting for the opportunity to murder someone.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 08:25:06 PM  
i.imgur.com

Dear Diary,

Today wasn't a good day....
 
2013-02-25 08:34:30 PM  
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2013-02-25 08:37:58 PM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2013-02-25 08:38:01 PM  
Its been my opinion that if you want to own a full auto machine gun , you shouldn't
own one .
 
2013-02-25 08:38:41 PM  
not with today's ammo prices
 
2013-02-25 08:51:08 PM  
Would if I could.
 
2013-02-25 08:57:39 PM  
Where were the armed teachers?
 
2013-02-25 09:05:00 PM  
California clearly needs stronger gun control laws that people like this will completely disregard.
 
2013-02-25 09:05:40 PM  
blog.robballen.com

/obligatory
 
2013-02-25 09:08:53 PM  

ultraholland: not with today's ammo prices


chrisrockbulletonlayaway.mkv
 
2013-02-25 09:30:14 PM  
If we outlaw spraying your neighbor's house with automatic gunfire, only outlaws will spray their neighbors' houses with automatic  gunfire.
 
2013-02-25 09:31:00 PM  
Nope. And he didn't either.
 
2013-02-25 09:31:15 PM  
This is why a bullet should cost FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
 
2013-02-25 09:32:19 PM  
when will we outlaw automatic weapons and stop this madness?
 
2013-02-25 09:32:35 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Nope. And he didn't either.


Wait, what the hell? He did it with a real AK-47? I just assumed that a criminal would be abiding by the laws of the city and state he lives in.
 
2013-02-25 09:33:24 PM  
AFAIK its perfectly legal to own full auto weapons if you pay the tax stamp.
 
2013-02-25 09:33:53 PM  

Tio_Holtzmann: AFAIK its perfectly legal to own full auto weapons if you pay the tax stamp.


you need permission from the Treasury department IIRC
 
2013-02-25 09:34:22 PM  
Despite spraying the place with bullets, he only shot his victim in the leg once. Clearly, the perpetrator is a bad guy in an action movie.
 
2013-02-25 09:35:31 PM  

Tio_Holtzmann: AFAIK its perfectly legal to own full auto weapons if you pay the tax stamp.


Not in California, unless you're special.
 
2013-02-25 09:37:09 PM  
Well it is the rational thing to do

/Can't trust neighbours
 
2013-02-25 09:37:32 PM  

ArkAngel: [blog.robballen.com image 400x600]

/obligatory


[citation needed]
 
2013-02-25 09:38:02 PM  
Wait, how did he get a deadly assault weapon in Kalifornistan?
 
2013-02-25 09:38:43 PM  
Is this a trick question?
 
2013-02-25 09:38:54 PM  

enry: ArkAngel: [blog.robballen.com image 400x600]

/obligatory

[citation needed]


Errr welcome to fark?

/Catch up on the memes
 
2013-02-25 09:38:57 PM  
Hey every story has two sides. Maybe the guy had it coming.
 
2013-02-25 09:40:23 PM  
AK-47?

No, I'm pretty sure it must have been an AR-15.
 
wee
2013-02-25 09:40:36 PM  

sithon: Another responsible gun owner heard from.


The gun he used is illegal to own in CA. Even if it was semi-auto, a gun legal to own in most other states, it would have still been illegal to own in CA.  And if it's a semi-auto that he converted to full auto, he also violated Federal law by willfully violating the National Firearms Act of 1934 -- a crime that carries a max sentence of five years in Federal prison and a $250,000 fine -- as well as Firearm Owners' Protection Act of 1986. It's very likely he violated the Gun Control Act of 1986.

So how about go be an ignorant trollish dickhead somewhere else?
 
2013-02-25 09:41:08 PM  
I only use my AK for hunting rabid deer. People like this give gun owners a bad name.
 
2013-02-25 09:41:24 PM  
Perhaps the NRA would like to suggest the government put armed officers in every house, to protect our freedoms?


I'm still confused why they supported the govnmt putting armed guards in every school...
 
2013-02-25 09:41:56 PM  

SpdrJay: This is why a bullet should cost FIVE THOUSANDONE MILLION DOLLARS!


www.cinemaretro.com

/ftfy
 
2013-02-25 09:42:01 PM  

wee: sithon: Another responsible gun owner heard from.

The gun he used is illegal to own in CA. Even if it was semi-auto, a gun legal to own in most other states, it would have still been illegal to own in CA.  And if it's a semi-auto that he converted to full auto, he also violated Federal law by willfully violating the National Firearms Act of 1934 -- a crime that carries a max sentence of five years in Federal prison and a $250,000 fine -- as well as Firearm Owners' Protection Act of 1986. It's very likely he violated the Gun Control Act of 1986.

So how about go be an ignorant trollish dickhead somewhere else?


not to mention his terrible sentence structure
 
2013-02-25 09:42:06 PM  
Not only would a full auto AK be a NFA weapon, and thus extremely expensive and difficult to own legally where state law doesn't prohibit them, California specifically outlaws them.  The war on guns is working just as well as the war on drugs.
 
2013-02-25 09:42:36 PM  
I thought AK-47s were the assault rifle of choice for the last century, and now the AR-15 was the weapon of choice for the discriminating individual.
 
2013-02-25 09:43:23 PM  
Those are speedholes.  They make the house go faster.
 
2013-02-25 09:43:38 PM  
"Criminals don't adhere to any laws,"

That's a pretty calous and blanket statement to make
I'm sure criminals follow all sorts of laws
Its not like they go around all day long willy nilly stealing, shooting, running red lights, pushing little old ladies down flights of stairs
They really wouldn't be able to function very well with cops chasing them around all the time
 
2013-02-25 09:43:59 PM  

potterydove: Not only would a full auto AK be a NFA weapon, and thus extremely expensive and difficult to own legally where state law doesn't prohibit them, California specifically outlaws them.  The war on guns is working just as well as the war on drugs.


This!  Don't even get me started on the war on drunk driving.
 
2013-02-25 09:45:33 PM  

albatros183: enry: ArkAngel: [blog.robballen.com image 400x600]

/obligatory

[citation needed]

Errr welcome to fark?

/Catch up on the memes


I keep seeing that meme, doesn't mean it's any good.  Or even correct.

/and I used a meme to comment on a meme.  Try to keep up.
 
2013-02-25 09:47:52 PM  

enry: albatros183: enry: ArkAngel: [blog.robballen.com image 400x600]

/obligatory

[citation needed]

Errr welcome to fark?

/Catch up on the memes

I keep seeing that meme, doesn't mean it's any good.  Or even correct.

/and I used a meme to comment on a meme.  Try to keep up.


www.troll.me
 
2013-02-25 09:49:06 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: SpdrJay: This is why a bullet should cost FIVE THOUSANDONE MILLION DOLLARS!

[www.cinemaretro.com image 468x537]

/ftfy


Hey!  That would give the Mexican Cartels a reason to exist when drugs are legalized!
 
2013-02-25 09:49:09 PM  
Damn media bias.  The proper term is "Exercised his Second Amendment rights on his neighbor's house".
 
2013-02-25 09:49:16 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "Criminals don't adhere to any laws," Esparza said. "That's why they are criminals."


If there's one thing I've learned, it's that litterers and speeders and people that rip tags from mattresses are only waiting for the opportunity to murder someone.


For a minute, I thought you said Liters.
 
2013-02-25 09:50:41 PM  

frankencj: HindiDiscoMonster: SpdrJay: This is why a bullet should cost FIVE THOUSANDONE MILLION DOLLARS!

[www.cinemaretro.com image 468x537]

/ftfy

Hey!  That would give the Mexican Cartels a reason to exist when drugs are legalized!


i could have also gone with Dr. Evil...
 
2013-02-25 09:51:26 PM  
Whats the use of having an AK-47 if your not going to USE it?
 
2013-02-25 09:53:11 PM  

Oznog: Damn media bias.  The proper term is "Exercised his Second Amendment rights on his neighbor's house".


You know what he did is one of the restrictions to the 2nd people keep forgetting about.
 
2013-02-25 09:53:19 PM  
SCAR Heavy is better, no?
 
2013-02-25 09:54:26 PM  
Had friends who used to live in that neighborhood. They used to find shell casings in the street. That was back when there was a housing project nearby, but it doesn't sound like the place had changed much.
 
2013-02-25 09:54:42 PM  
Seems to me like the group called "law-abiding gun owners" just gets smaller and smaller every day.
 
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