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(Enterprise News)   Parents face child abuse charges after nine year old boy makes rap video   (enterprisenews.com) divider line 82
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2013-02-25 08:15:43 PM  
Well rap is child abuse. Oh wait; I think I forgot an e.

/ rap is still child abuse
 
2013-02-25 08:16:27 PM  
9 year old kid making more money than a LOT of people in america... how is this child abuse again?
 
2013-02-25 08:19:01 PM  
Professor Poopypants unavailable for comment....
 
2013-02-25 08:19:20 PM  

Meerlar: 9 year old kid making more money than a LOT of people in america... how is this child abuse again?


Clearly, if it is profitable there can't be anything wrong with it.
 
2013-02-25 08:20:41 PM  
It's child abuse because they let him run around with crap in his pants?
 
2013-02-25 08:21:21 PM  
Lil Poopy has hit the stage with P. Diddy, hung out in nightclubs and been featured in music videos in which he sings about Louis Vuitton swag, driving a Lamborghini and making someone else's girlfriend his groupie.

Please kill everyone involved with this.
 
2013-02-25 08:21:34 PM  
Well that kid looks like a little asshole.
 
2013-02-25 08:21:41 PM  
just watched some Lil Poopy songs on youtube.  it's just awful.

/and offal
 
2013-02-25 08:21:49 PM  
The kid's stage name is Lil Poopy.

Promising future, this kid has.
 
2013-02-25 08:21:56 PM  
He made the authorities jump jump?
 
2013-02-25 08:22:36 PM  
shakes magic conservative 8 ball: "rap rapes and rape's got a bad rap"

/i said rap twice
 
2013-02-25 08:22:47 PM  
He should do a song with MC Pee Pants.
 
2013-02-25 08:23:41 PM  
Does he go out in a blaze of glory on the Vegas strip?
 
2013-02-25 08:24:00 PM  
I just watched 20 seconds of one of his videos on YouTube and I can confirm that yes, this is abusive. How do I file charges for the damage that was done to me?
 
2013-02-25 08:24:15 PM  

oukewldave: He should do a song with MC Pee Pants.


MC Pee Pants is funny because he's not real.
 
2013-02-25 08:24:18 PM  
FTFA: Lil poopy

I smell a collaboration in the works

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2013-02-25 08:24:33 PM  
9 yr old AKA "Cocaine Cowboy". Nice parenting.
 
2013-02-25 08:24:55 PM  

"Forget it, Jake. It's Brockton, Mass."


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Brockton, Mass = Gary, Indiana.

 
2013-02-25 08:26:09 PM  

oukewldave: He should do a song with MC Pee Pants.


*shakes tiny fist of rage*
 
2013-02-25 08:26:16 PM  
Strippers in the music videos?
 
zez
2013-02-25 08:26:35 PM  
jennawoestman.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. MC Poopsmith
 
2013-02-25 08:26:42 PM  
 
2013-02-25 08:29:14 PM  
FTA: "When you hit a home run, when you go to the bleachers, they tap you on the butt," Rivera said. "He's not doing anything wrong."

Yeah, but when you spank a stripper, it's not because she did a good job in hitting your balls.
 
2013-02-25 08:29:39 PM  
Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Lil Poopy is kind of a coont, right?
 
2013-02-25 08:31:58 PM  
How much vicarious fame and cash is Daddy enjoying from this?
 
2013-02-25 08:32:34 PM  
that music is awful. they should be charged.
 
2013-02-25 08:32:55 PM  

A Shambling Mound: oukewldave: He should do a song with MC Pee Pants.

MC Pee Pants is funny because he's not real.


ok then how about a duet with P. Diddy?
 
2013-02-25 08:33:42 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Lil Poopy is kind of a coont, right?


Too soon.
 
2013-02-25 08:34:32 PM  
He earns about $7,500 a performance, his father said recently.

meh, what good is a child if you can't exploit them?
 
2013-02-25 08:35:20 PM  
Wow, watch his videos. Absolute shiat.
 
2013-02-25 08:35:57 PM  
Let morans have children and they will.
 
2013-02-25 08:37:31 PM  

Meerlar: 9 year old kid making more money than a LOT of people in america... how is this child abuse again?


It all turned out well for Linsey Lohan, right?
 
2013-02-25 08:41:26 PM  
"It's so cold in the D,..."
 
2013-02-25 08:43:18 PM  
Well, its a start
Should have this article posted as manditory read in those places that people go to get "their money"
 
2013-02-25 08:44:08 PM  

Another Government Employee: Does he go out in a blaze of glory on the Vegas strip?


In the end, don't we all?
 
2013-02-25 08:47:58 PM  

ultraholland: He earns about $7,500 a performance, his father said recently.

meh, what good is a child if you can't exploit them?


Kid's got it easy. He could be sold into prostitution or forced to hustle newspapers from a rusty bicycle before school every day.
 
2013-02-25 08:49:14 PM  
"A 9-year-old with stacks of money and rapping about glorifying the drug trade, and demeaning women? A kid at the third- or fourth-grade level, talking about coke? It's not entertaining. That's borderline child abuse."

At least wait till they're 12.
www.proyouthpages.com
 
2013-02-25 08:49:27 PM  
So, if a child makes a rap video, isn't it the ones who listen to it (the parents) who is being abused.
 
2013-02-25 08:49:59 PM  
Poop + Music thread?

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 08:50:46 PM  
They're very musical people, aren't they?
 
2013-02-25 08:52:38 PM  

Another Government Employee: Does he go out in a blaze of glory on the Vegas strip?


Shot in an alley at age 12.
Or maybe a drive-by.
Or maybe just coked out by 19.

/no glory
//just dumbassery
 
2013-02-25 08:53:35 PM  

Spad31: They're very musical people, aren't they?


Yes Mortimer, they certainly are...
 
2013-02-25 08:53:48 PM  
But a show called Toddlers in Tiaras is legal? I'm calling racism.

/I haven't pulled the race card since CNN wedged news of Obama's early primary wins against Clinton in between stories of Kenyan election violence and a retrospective on the fate of Michael Vick's dogs.
 
2013-02-25 08:55:10 PM  

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: Meerlar: 9 year old kid making more money than a LOT of people in america... how is this child abuse again?

Clearly, if it is profitable there can't be anything wrong with it.


Pimps in Bangkok agree
 
2013-02-25 09:00:45 PM  
This is the second time a kid from my town has made the news this week, last week a kid called 911 to get out of going to bed. A couple of years ago a kid made fark because he was 6 and suspended for sexual harrassment. The kids in my city are hardcore.
 
2013-02-25 09:00:52 PM  
Okay, that's one thing, but parents pushing their darling snowflakes into hollywood themed fashion shows at age 7? THAT's just white family spirit.

/Moms: Just how much older than crawling is okay for your babies first brush with undeserved attention?
 
2013-02-25 09:05:43 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-25 09:13:20 PM  
City of Champions at it again.

/champion
 
2013-02-25 09:19:39 PM  
From TFA: he sings about Louis Vuitton swag, driving a Lamborghini and making someone else's girlfriend his groupie.
 
All things he knows nothing about.  No wonder it sucks,
 
2013-02-25 09:21:02 PM  

Meerlar: 9 year old kid making more money than a LOT of like most people in america... how is this child abuse again?

this explains america.
 
2013-02-25 09:23:03 PM  

namegoeshere: Well that kid looks like a little asshole.


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2013-02-25 09:29:50 PM  
Can't wait for Lil' Kaopectate to bust a cap in his leaky ass.
 
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2013-02-25 09:34:42 PM  
He should work with MC Skat Kat
 
2013-02-25 09:36:07 PM  

vudukungfu: Meerlar: 9 year old kid making more money than a LOT of people in america... how is this child abuse again?

It all turned out well for Linsey Lohan, right?


C'mon, we can do better; stop  beating around the bush:

www.eonline.com
 
2013-02-25 09:38:08 PM  
I read the headline and my immediate thought:
pjmedia.com
Read the story and then I thought:
pjmedia.com
 
2013-02-25 09:38:17 PM  

LookForTheArrow: Okay, that's one thing, but parents pushing their darling snowflakes into hollywood themed fashion shows at age 7? THAT's just white family spirit.

/Moms: Just how much older than crawling is okay for your babies first brush with undeserved attention?


yeah, no one ever says a thing about those creepy ass toddler pageants. You've uncovered one of the great racial double standards of our time
 
2013-02-25 09:38:30 PM  
I'm just annoyed the father is pushing for this kid to act like a early 00s era rapper, get with the times! Then again, it would probably piss the piggies off more if he was acting like Tyler the Creator or someone like that.
 
2013-02-25 09:40:34 PM  

TheJoe03: I'm just annoyed the father is pushing for this kid to act like a early 00s era rapper, get with the times! Then again, it would probably piss the piggies off more if he was were acting like Tyler the Creator or someone like that.


yer ain't gonna learn the language listening to that hippity hop
 
2013-02-25 09:45:53 PM  
Note to self:  Never click another Enterprise News link, ever.
 
2013-02-25 10:06:19 PM  

skullkrusher: yer ain't gonna learn the language listening to that hippity hop


Yeah, rock has perfect grammar, we all know that. Never forget, music is about semantics and proper language.
 
2013-02-25 10:07:50 PM  

TheJoe03: skullkrusher: yer ain't gonna learn the language listening to that hippity hop

Yeah, rock has perfect grammar, we all know that. Never forget, music is about semantics and proper language.


so, were you singing rock or rapping when you misused the language?

twas a joke, MC Pantytwist
 
2013-02-25 10:10:02 PM  

skullkrusher: LookForTheArrow: Okay, that's one thing, but parents pushing their darling snowflakes into hollywood themed fashion shows at age 7? THAT's just white family spirit.

/Moms: Just how much older than crawling is okay for your babies first brush with undeserved attention?

yeah, no one ever says a thing about those creepy ass toddler pageants. You've uncovered one of the great racial double standards of our time


Dear lawd how I hate that swivel-necked bloated dance instructor...
 
2013-02-25 10:18:39 PM  
If that 'child' is simulating sex with an adult clothed or not, isn't that considered child pornography?
 
2013-02-25 10:19:04 PM  
Teen Exposed To Violence, Profanity, Adult Situations By Family

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BROWNSVILLE, TX-According to the conservative watchdog group Family Research Council, the home of 15-year-old Beth Arnott contains violence, profanity, adult situations, and other material "wholly unsuitable" for those 16 and under.

"That house is filled with inappropriate material that sets a poor example for the impressionable youths living there," said Family Research Council president Kenneth Connor, citing 44 instances of domestic violence, adult language, nudity, and graphic sexual content in the Brownsville home in the past month alone. "This is hardly the sort of family we should be exposing our nation's children to."

Connor noted that Beth's stepfather, 43-year-old Randy Skowron, frequently walks around the house in an open bathrobe, inadvertently exposing his genitalia to Beth. He also cited numerous incidents of Skowron hitting Beth's brother Ronnie with an open hand for being "all mouthy and disrespectful." Beth herself was subjected to a similar act of violence when she was caught shoplifting a Victoria's Secret bra at Valle Vista Mall.

Other inappropriate material to which Beth has been exposed includes frequent use of the term "skank-ass biatch," nightly binges of Mad Dog 20/20, and an incident in which she inadvertently stumbled across Skowron and her mother in coitus just minutes after the pair had been throwing kitchen appliances at each other.

"The family is the most important factor when it comes to promoting family-friendly themes," Connor said. "The Arnotts may pay lip service to being a pro-family family, but their actions speak otherwise."


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2013-02-25 10:24:23 PM  

skullkrusher: so, were you singing rock or rapping when you misused the language?

twas a joke, MC Pantytwist


Grammar Nazis got jokes.
 
2013-02-25 10:28:43 PM  
Hey. Ghetto culture is what it is. If you speak out against it you're a racist. ( The fact that our society is at a point where anyone would even attempt to justify this behavior from a 9 year old, FOR ANY REASON, is absolutely shameful.) But hey.....they gettin' payed, nubian'!
 
2013-02-25 10:30:41 PM  

BroncoFan_17: Hey. Ghetto culture is what it is. If you speak out against it you're a racist. ( The fact that our society is at a point where anyone would even attempt to justify this behavior from a 9 year old, FOR ANY REASON, is absolutely shameful.) But hey.....they gettin' payed, nubian'!


FYI, I didn't say "nubian".
 
2013-02-25 10:32:08 PM  
Not that this has anything to do with anything, but I just saw Jennifer Anniston on TV. Why do people dis her so much? She's farkin' hawt.
 
2013-02-25 10:32:33 PM  

BroncoFan_17: Hey. Ghetto culture is what it is. If you speak out against it you're a racist. ( The fact that our society is at a point where anyone would even attempt to justify this behavior from a 9 year old, FOR ANY REASON, is absolutely shameful.) But hey.....they gettin' payed, nubian'!


You're the one that brought race and racism into the discussion in the first place. Also, stuff like this is perfectly acceptable to make fun of, people mock it all the time. Ever seen "Don't be a Menace in South Central Los Angeles while Sippin you Juice in the Hood"? Just because you have racist reasons to speak up against it doesn't mean other people don't mock parts of that culture without being racist. When I make fun of trailer park culture, I'm not being anti-white either, but it would be easy to mock that culture in a racist manner. Context.
 
2013-02-25 10:46:53 PM  
I'm pretty sure even Helen Keller could put down better lines than this.
 
2013-02-25 10:49:19 PM  
Shot dead before the age of 12
 
2013-02-25 10:55:20 PM  
BroncoFan_17:

FYI, I didn't say "nubian".


What did you say? If you'd rather not type it, just tell me what it rhymes with.
 
2013-02-25 11:36:22 PM  
"Parents face child abuse charges after nine year old boy makes Crap video"

/fixed
 
2013-02-25 11:40:46 PM  
Oh wait, it's a viral marketing thing.

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2013-02-25 11:49:30 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: Lil Poopy has hit the stage with P. Diddy, hung out in nightclubs and been featured in music videos in which he sings about Louis Vuitton swag, driving a Lamborghini and making someone else's girlfriend his groupie.

Please kill everyone involved with this.


THIS, THIS, THIS.

SEAL Team Six must need something to do.

/Lil Poopy? SERIOUSLY? LIL FARKIN' POOPY?!?
//Jesus Tap-dancing Titty-farkin' Christ
///Better yet, don't waste the assets. Just pound the site with ordnance until all that's left is a smoking crater
 
2013-02-26 12:35:55 AM  

kmt11: Wow, watch his videos. Absolute shiat.


We're talking about a kid called Poopy.  What did you expect?  Pineapple sherbet or bacon pizza with extra bacon?
 
2013-02-26 01:55:51 AM  
but does he have a swimming pool full of liquor?
 
2013-02-26 02:15:14 AM  

PaLarkin: kmt11: Wow, watch his videos. Absolute shiat.

We're talking about a kid called Poopy.  What did you expect?  Pineapple sherbet or bacon pizza with extra bacon?


For the record, I'm against the whole thing.
 
2013-02-26 02:45:05 AM  

Insurgent: but does he have a swimming pool full of liquor?


Drank.
 
2013-02-26 03:16:35 AM  
If they're gonna have the kid slapping butt cheeks, at least have him slap a set that aren't big enough to suck him inside like a cartoon character.

That arse is wider than he is.

I hate rap. I think it's the crappiest 'music' ever to be developed. Worse than the Old Tyme Kuntry with the twangie guitars and Hillbilly fiddlin'. My first thought is that this is child abuse. The kid is being placed in adult situations of questionable content.

I figure he's going to be a real sweetheart by the time he reaches puberty, having learned to glorify major money above all, use and push drugs, demean women as much as possible and embrace the 'gangsta' lifestyle.

I always get a kick out of it when I hear about black women biatching about how they're treated by black guys -- and them you see them piling in to clubs featuring crap rap.

This kid hasn't a chance to grow up with a normal child hood and enjoy just being a kid. Probably be a good idea for the cops to do some drug tests also.
 
2013-02-26 10:14:13 AM  
All 'rap' is abusive
 
2013-02-26 10:48:06 AM  

Lil poopy?

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