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(The Smoking Gun)   During his time inside the store, "(He) proceeded to try on female lingerie and experiment with sex toys for approximately two hours"   ( divider line
    More: Sick, female lingerie, Dr. John, Old English, experiments  
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2013-02-25 08:07:48 PM  
1 vote:
Subby missed his opportunity to increase the clicks.  He should have left off the "(he)"
2013-02-25 08:02:58 PM  
1 vote:
Living the dream....
2013-02-25 06:02:41 PM  
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milsorgen: BarkingUnicorn: Unlocked door at 4 a.m. and nobody around to assist a customer.  That's a firin'.

So would that even be "breaking and entering" as TSG asserts? Seems like tresspassing, vandalism and grand theft more than B&E. Then again B&E could be one of those charges that doesn't really exist outside of TV and movies...

breaking and entering

n. 1) the criminal act of entering a residence or other enclosed property through the slightest amount of force (even pushing open a door), without authorization. If there is intent to commit a crime, this is burglary. If there is no such intent, the breaking and entering alone is probably at least illegal trespass, which is a misdemeanor crime. 2) the criminal charge for the above.
2013-02-25 05:42:18 PM  
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Unlocked door at 4 a.m. and nobody around to assist a customer.  That's a firin'.
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