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(WMUR New Hampshire) NewsFlash C. Everett has flown the Koop   ( divider line
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2013-02-25 07:13:49 PM  
6 votes:

fusillade762: In 1996, he rapped Republican hopeful Bob Dole

Anyone else misread that?

AliceBToklasLives: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?


You're thinking of Joycelyn Elders.

Not me. I think of Dr. Koop when I masturbate.
2013-02-25 07:21:08 PM  
4 votes:
performing at the funeral?
2013-02-25 07:06:25 PM  
4 votes:
An assistant at Koop's Dartmouth institute, Susan Wills, said he died Monday in Hanover, where he had a home. She didn't disclose his cause of death.

I bet she killed him!
2013-02-25 07:05:04 PM  
4 votes:
I wonder if he was wearing his Life Alert bracelet?
2013-02-25 08:16:58 PM  
2 votes:
buckeyebrain: I wonder if he was wearing his Life Alert bracelet?

He's fallen... and he CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!

RIP Coop

2013-02-25 08:04:59 PM  
2 votes:
RIP C. Evertt ZZoop
2013-02-25 07:20:42 PM  
2 votes:


2013-02-25 07:15:32 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: He said by age 5, he knew he wanted to be a surgeon, and at age 13, he practiced his skills on neighborhood cats.

Well, from there it was either surgeon or serial killer.
2013-02-25 06:07:13 PM  
2 votes:
This is worse than your song about Mr. T.
2013-02-26 07:30:30 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?

The local news stated that the cause of death is not known.  I'm gonna guess horrific hang-gliding accident.
2013-02-25 09:24:12 PM  
1 vote:

R.I.P. Coop-a-loop
2013-02-25 09:07:11 PM  
1 vote:

2013-02-25 08:38:52 PM  
1 vote:
Did he divulge what the 11 herbs and spices were on his death bed?
2013-02-25 08:38:32 PM  
1 vote:
RIP Doctor. You were one of the good ones.
2013-02-25 08:30:42 PM  
1 vote:

Tyrone Slothrop: greasefire11: This was the first Surgeon General I was aware of. He did more to teach me about AIDS than any teacher I had.
(He was ALWAYS on TV and in the newspaper. Why has the Surgeon General been muted? When was the last time you heard the SG speak or saw her on TV?)
Rest in Peace, Sir. You did well.

I think there was an incident where Clinton's SG said teens should be given condoms, or something. Ever since then the SG has been a nonentity.

That would be Joycelyn Elders, who dared point out that the drug war was bad for health. When she suggested teens could reduce their STD risk by jerking off, that was a firing.

The irony, of course, is that Clinton himself should have listened to her.
2013-02-25 08:09:08 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
2013-02-25 08:03:49 PM  
1 vote:
RIP C Everett

2013-02-25 08:03:09 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: Daniel Day-Lewis will play him in the movie.

That role goes to Streep; Day-Lewis will play Jocelyn Elder.
2013-02-25 07:34:26 PM  
1 vote:


2013-02-25 07:32:33 PM  
1 vote:
Daniel Day-Lewis will play him in the movie.
2013-02-25 07:31:40 PM  
1 vote:

mbillips: Farewell, Admiral Neckbeard. You were the only member of Reagan's freak show cabinet (remember James Watt? HOO boy) who actually turned out to be good at his job.

I sure do, but I'm not sure how his improvements to steam engines caused problems for the US.
2013-02-25 07:31:13 PM  
1 vote:
Will there be a 21 toothbrush salute at his funeral?
2013-02-25 07:14:47 PM  
1 vote:

RIP Coop

2013-02-25 07:11:40 PM  
1 vote:
"For all the latest medical poop, call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop.
2013-02-25 07:08:36 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, yes, but what about Benghazi?
2013-02-25 07:07:39 PM  
1 vote:
"Ironically enough, C. Everett Koop was done in by tofu and bean sprouts."  --Opus
2013-02-25 07:06:50 PM  
1 vote:
Goodnight, funnyman.
2013-02-25 07:06:33 PM  
1 vote:

nekom: Sliding Carp: Needs a 'Hero' tag.  Hard-core rightwing uniform-loving ideologue who put all that aside in his official behavior and did his best to do the best thing(s) for the country.

If only the current crop of politicians could figure out how to do that.

That would require a soul.

Also, RIP weird beard dude.
2013-02-25 07:05:31 PM  
1 vote:
Poo poo pa-dooooooooooop
2013-02-25 05:20:37 PM  
1 vote:
Was it lung cancer?
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