FARK.com: (7611989) C. Everett has flown the Koop

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		C. Everett has flown the Koop (wmur.com)		30
		More: NewsFlash, health effects of tobacco, Koop, aides

• • •

16975 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2013 at 7:01 PM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/7611989

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

Want to get NewsFlash notifications in email?

Voting Results (Funniest)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh voting results (Smartest or Funniest) or Return to comments

Ed Finnerty		2013-02-25 07:13:49 PM

6 votes:

fusillade762: In 1996, he rapped Republican hopeful Bob Dole

Anyone else misread that?

AliceBToklasLives: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?

Masturbation.

You're thinking of Joycelyn Elders.

Not me. I think of Dr. Koop when I masturbate.

Tymast		2013-02-25 07:21:08 PM

4 votes:

performing at the funeral?

Jument		2013-02-25 07:06:25 PM

4 votes:

An assistant at Koop's Dartmouth institute, Susan Wills, said he died Monday in Hanover, where he had a home. She didn't disclose his cause of death.

I bet she killed him!

candiru.fish		2013-02-25 07:05:04 PM

4 votes:

I wonder if he was wearing his Life Alert bracelet?

ultraholland		2013-02-25 08:16:58 PM

2 votes:

buckeyebrain: candiru.fish: I wonder if he was wearing his Life Alert bracelet?

He's fallen... and he CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!

filmsack.com

RIP Coop

Dumski		2013-02-25 08:04:59 PM

2 votes:

RIP C. Evertt ZZoop

veedeevadeevoodee		2013-02-25 07:20:42 PM

2 votes:

RIP LIFE ALERT

Munchkin City Coroner		2013-02-25 07:15:32 PM

2 votes:

FTA: He said by age 5, he knew he wanted to be a surgeon, and at age 13, he practiced his skills on neighborhood cats.

Well, from there it was either surgeon or serial killer.

Shostie		2013-02-25 06:07:13 PM

2 votes:

This is worse than your song about Mr. T.

KellyKellyKelly		2013-02-26 07:30:30 AM

1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?

The local news stated that the cause of death is not known. I'm gonna guess horrific hang-gliding accident.

ChuckyV		2013-02-25 09:24:12 PM

1 votes:

R.I.P. Coop-a-loop

Darth_Lukecash		2013-02-25 09:07:11 PM

1 votes:

KOOPER-DUPER!

abhorrent1		2013-02-25 08:38:52 PM

1 votes:

Did he divulge what the 11 herbs and spices were on his death bed?

KrispyKritter		2013-02-25 08:38:32 PM

1 votes:

RIP Doctor. You were one of the good ones.

MrEricSir		2013-02-25 08:30:42 PM

1 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: greasefire11: This was the first Surgeon General I was aware of. He did more to teach me about AIDS than any teacher I had.
(He was ALWAYS on TV and in the newspaper. Why has the Surgeon General been muted? When was the last time you heard the SG speak or saw her on TV?)
Rest in Peace, Sir. You did well.

I think there was an incident where Clinton's SG said teens should be given condoms, or something. Ever since then the SG has been a nonentity.

That would be Joycelyn Elders, who dared point out that the drug war was bad for health. When she suggested teens could reduce their STD risk by jerking off, that was a firing.

The irony, of course, is that Clinton himself should have listened to her.

HighlanderRPI		2013-02-25 08:09:08 PM

1 votes:

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Pick13		2013-02-25 08:03:49 PM

1 votes:

RIP C Everett

Prey4reign		2013-02-25 08:03:09 PM

1 votes:

uncleacid: Daniel Day-Lewis will play him in the movie.

That role goes to Streep; Day-Lewis will play Jocelyn Elder.

veedeevadeevoodee		2013-02-25 07:34:26 PM

1 votes:

RIP COUP

uncleacid		2013-02-25 07:32:33 PM

1 votes:

Daniel Day-Lewis will play him in the movie.

iron de havilland		2013-02-25 07:31:40 PM

1 votes:

mbillips: Farewell, Admiral Neckbeard. You were the only member of Reagan's freak show cabinet (remember James Watt? HOO boy) who actually turned out to be good at his job.

I sure do, but I'm not sure how his improvements to steam engines caused problems for the US.

Sick Old Farker		2013-02-25 07:31:13 PM

1 votes:

Will there be a 21 toothbrush salute at his funeral?

Mentalpatient87		2013-02-25 07:14:47 PM

1 votes:

RIP Coop

rnatalie		2013-02-25 07:11:40 PM

1 votes:

"For all the latest medical poop, call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop.

valar_morghulis		2013-02-25 07:08:36 PM

1 votes:

Yes, yes, but what about Benghazi?

DeathLemur		2013-02-25 07:07:39 PM

1 votes:

"Ironically enough, C. Everett Koop was done in by tofu and bean sprouts." --Opus

ultraholland		2013-02-25 07:06:50 PM

1 votes:

Goodnight, funnyman.

What in The		2013-02-25 07:06:33 PM

1 votes:

nekom: Sliding Carp: Needs a 'Hero' tag. Hard-core rightwing uniform-loving ideologue who put all that aside in his official behavior and did his best to do the best thing(s) for the country.

If only the current crop of politicians could figure out how to do that.

That would require a soul.

Also, RIP weird beard dude.