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2013-02-25 05:12:21 PM
green
 
2013-02-25 05:20:37 PM
Was it lung cancer?
 
2013-02-25 05:35:47 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?


Oh, the irony.
 
2013-02-25 05:39:23 PM
Needs a 'Hero' tag.  Hard-core rightwing uniform-loving ideologue who put all that aside in his official behavior and did his best to do the best thing(s) for the country.
 
2013-02-25 05:44:48 PM
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:  DEATH MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

/RIP, KOOP

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-25 05:48:15 PM
"All I have done is face the issues that were there and deal with them with as much integrity and honesty as I could, and I'm somewhat surprised that everybody thinks I am so unusual," he said.

Also, he popularized the neckbeard.
 
2013-02-25 06:07:13 PM
This is worse than your song about Mr. T.
 
2013-02-25 06:09:18 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?


I think that it was being 96
 
2013-02-25 06:23:43 PM
In his honor this picture needs a caption contest
img.washingtonpost.com

From WaPo -- Former Surgeon General Koop dies
 
2013-02-25 06:24:09 PM

Sliding Carp: Needs a 'Hero' tag.  Hard-core rightwing uniform-loving ideologue who put all that aside in his official behavior and did his best to do the best thing(s) for the country.


If only the current crop of politicians could figure out how to do that.
 
2013-02-25 07:04:35 PM
madamepickwickartblog.com
 
2013-02-25 07:05:04 PM
I wonder if he was wearing his Life Alert bracelet?
 
2013-02-25 07:05:31 PM
Poo poo pa-dooooooooooop
 
2013-02-25 07:06:25 PM
An assistant at Koop's Dartmouth institute, Susan Wills, said he died Monday in Hanover, where he had a home. She didn't disclose his cause of death.

I bet she killed him!
 
2013-02-25 07:06:33 PM

nekom: Sliding Carp: Needs a 'Hero' tag.  Hard-core rightwing uniform-loving ideologue who put all that aside in his official behavior and did his best to do the best thing(s) for the country.

If only the current crop of politicians could figure out how to do that.


That would require a soul.

Also, RIP weird beard dude.
 
2013-02-25 07:06:50 PM
Goodnight, funnyman.
 
2013-02-25 07:07:31 PM
Did anyone else read that as Emmett; and then think, "Doc? Doc! Where are you?"

/ we're going back, Marty; back, to the future.
 
2013-02-25 07:07:39 PM
"Ironically enough, C. Everett Koop was done in by tofu and bean sprouts."  --Opus
 
2013-02-25 07:08:36 PM
Farewell, Admiral Neckbeard. You were the only member of Reagan's freak show cabinet (remember James Watt? HOO boy) who actually turned out to be good at his job.
 
2013-02-25 07:08:36 PM
Yes, yes, but what about Benghazi?
 
2013-02-25 07:08:37 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?


Masturbation.

Sliding Carp: Needs a 'Hero' tag.  Hard-core rightwing uniform-loving ideologue who put all that aside in his official behavior and did his best to do the best thing(s) for the country.


You mean it's possible to do your job without pushing an ideology?
 
2013-02-25 07:09:12 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?


Worse. Beard cancer.
 
2013-02-25 07:10:00 PM
I just hope that there's cherry pie and coffee up in heaven.
 
2013-02-25 07:10:54 PM
Died of massive beard failure.
 
2013-02-25 07:11:23 PM
Has C. Everett Koop ever been seen in the same room as Fidel Castro?

I'm just asking questions here, people.
 
2013-02-25 07:11:29 PM

candiru.fish: I wonder if he was wearing his Life Alert bracelet?


He's fallen... and he CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!
 
2013-02-25 07:11:37 PM
In 1996, he rapped Republican hopeful Bob Dole

Anyone else misread that?


AliceBToklasLives: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?

Masturbation.


You're thinking of Joycelyn Elders.
 
2013-02-25 07:11:40 PM
"For all the latest medical poop, call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop.
 
2013-02-25 07:11:57 PM
This is sad. He is also the last Surgeon General that I can remember the name of. That's sad too.
 
2013-02-25 07:12:31 PM
Trojan Man!
 
2013-02-25 07:12:55 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP
\this joke is in the best possible taste
 
2013-02-25 07:13:49 PM

fusillade762: In 1996, he rapped Republican hopeful Bob Dole

Anyone else misread that?


AliceBToklasLives: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?

Masturbation.

You're thinking of Joycelyn Elders.


Not me. I think of Dr. Koop when I masturbate.
 
2013-02-25 07:14:21 PM
First he hijacked a plane and got away with it, and now he's dead.
 
2013-02-25 07:14:47 PM
www.watchcartoononline.com

RIP Coop

 
2013-02-25 07:14:54 PM
Here we go!

The Surgeon General, Doctor Koop
S'posed to give you all the poop
But when he's with P.M.R.C.
The poop he's scoopin'
Amazes me

C-Span showed him, all dressed up
In his phoney Doctor God get-up
He looked in the camera and fixed his specs
'N gave a fascinating lecture
'Bout anal sex
ANAL SEX
ANAL SEX
ANAL SEX
ANAL SEX

He says it is not good for us
We just can't be promiscuous
He's just a doctor - he should know
It's the work of the Devil, so
Girls, don't blow!
DON'T BLOW
DON'T BLOW

Don't blow Jimmy, don't blow Bobby
Get yourself another hobby
(If Jesus practiced medicine
I'm sure he'd do it
Just like him)

Is Doctor Koop a man to trust?
It seems at least that Reagan must
(And Ron's a trusting sort of guy -
He trusts Ed Meese
I wonder why?)
I WONDER WHY
WONDER WHY

The A.M.A. has just got caught
For doin' stuff they shouldn't ought
All they do is lie and lie
Where's Doctor Koop?
He's standin' by

Surgeon General? What's the deal?
Is your epidemic real?
Are we leaving something out?
Something we can't talk about?
A little green monkey over there
Kills a million people?
That's not fair!
Did it really go that way?
Did you ask the C.I.A.?
Would they take you serious,
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous
Have THEY been Promiscuous
Have THEY been Promiscuous
Have THEY been Promiscuous

-FZ
 
2013-02-25 07:14:57 PM
go on well remembered, you did your part. we should all be so lucky.
 
2013-02-25 07:15:32 PM
FTA: He said by age 5, he knew he wanted to be a surgeon, and at age 13, he practiced his skills on neighborhood cats.

Well, from there it was either surgeon or serial killer.
 
2013-02-25 07:15:39 PM
You all are terrible people and you should feel bad.

Are they gonnasay "he was a kind man"? "He was a wise man"? "He had plans"; "He had wisdom"? Bullshiat, man! What are they gonnado when he's gone?
 
2013-02-25 07:16:58 PM
dang, no more hangin with Mr. Coop.
 
2013-02-25 07:17:02 PM

Munchkin City Coroner: FTA: He said by age 5, he knew he wanted to be a surgeon, and at age 13, he practiced his skills on neighborhood cats.

Well, from there it was either surgeon or serial killer.


Judging by his looks it was both. Did they ever positively identify Zodiac?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 07:17:07 PM
All snark and fun aside, this was a good man, who did great good, even in the face of whining and screaming by the far-right conservatives of whom he was one of the ilk. But he was too professional and humane to let that color his actions. Are really good man.
 
2013-02-25 07:17:51 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?

I think that it was being 96


Yeah, but what does he know about healthy living?
 
2013-02-25 07:18:58 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Was it lung cancer?

I think that it was being 96


Or did he wrap his snowmobile around a tree during a race?

Or snowboarding?

Or a pickup hockey game?

Or mosh pit at an ICP concert?

I wish she would tell us.
 
2013-02-25 07:19:00 PM
RIP KOUP
 
2013-02-25 07:19:06 PM
He's fallen and been unable to get up for the last time...
 
2013-02-25 07:19:43 PM

zedster: In his honor this picture needs a caption contest
[img.washingtonpost.com image 606x405]

From WaPo -- Former Surgeon General Koop dies


"No, my beard is not a 'front mullet'."
 
2013-02-25 07:20:42 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com

RIP LIFE ALERT
 
2013-02-25 07:20:43 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: RIP KOUP


Durr. I deserved that for doing the RIP thing. Nevertheless, I'll try again.

autoshow.roadfly.com


RIP KOUP
 
2013-02-25 07:21:08 PM
thatdame.com
performing at the funeral?
 
2013-02-25 07:21:49 PM
The current Mrs Buzzcut and I got into a discussion about the Koop beard in 2009 after wondering what he was up to all these years later. She dared me to grow a Koop, and I did, and still had it when we got married later on that year.

Goodbye, man who inspired the facial hair I'm wearing in my wedding photos. Maybe I'll regrow it in his honor.
 
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