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(Talking Points Memo)   Iran uses Photoshop for civilian purposes, adds sleeves to Michelle Obama's Oscars gown   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 72
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2013-02-25 08:12:13 PM  
I thought  subby was kidding.  But no, those Iranians really really love their photoshop, huh?
 
2013-02-25 08:12:31 PM  
At least the left her deck guns alone; if you know what I mean...
 
2013-02-25 08:13:27 PM  
What the hell are they supposed to fap to now? Poor Iranian bastards.
 
2013-02-25 08:13:29 PM  
Good...she has man arms
 
2013-02-25 08:14:33 PM  
Look at her traps! Dear god. She must be giving out a lot of free shrugs.
 
2013-02-25 08:14:35 PM  
Well, that's respectful. Instead of using their propaganda to claim her to dressed indecent, they make her look according to Iranian expectation of decency.
 
2013-02-25 08:14:48 PM  
I'm surprised her elbows are showing. Such vast tracts of exposed skin will surely cause Iranian males to go insane, beating and raping every woman in sight.
 
2013-02-25 08:14:54 PM  
That's hilarious.

The better question: did they report that Argo won Best Picture? A realistic portrayal of when the Great Satan got over on them winning the biggest award in film has to absolutely gall them. I'd bet they banned the movie in Iran.
 
2013-02-25 08:18:20 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's hilarious.

The better question: did they report that Argo won Best Picture? A realistic portrayal of when the Great Satan got over on them winning the biggest award in film has to absolutely gall them. I'd bet they banned the movie in Iran.


Yeah; if I remember right, there was a movement by the big turbans to remake 'Argo' from the Iranian perspective.

/ but, I could be misremembering
 
2013-02-25 08:18:22 PM  
They must have had some free Photoshopping time between upgrading their missiles, aircraft, space rockets, tanks, etc.

Photoshop; what can't it do?!?!?
 
2013-02-25 08:18:54 PM  
Why would they hide her shoulders but not her arms. Or her face, for that matter.

Answer: they are all farking lunatics?
 
2013-02-25 08:19:34 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's hilarious.

The better question: did they report that Argo won Best Picture? A realistic portrayal of when the Great Satan got over on them winning the biggest award in film has to absolutely gall them. I'd bet they banned the movie in Iran.


I was going to post something like this. She's presenting an award for Argo and they're worried about her dress?

I'd be interested to know what the article that accompanied the image actually said.
 
2013-02-25 08:20:04 PM  
img717.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-25 08:23:50 PM  
Is it just me or does the guy on the left look like he'll be voting in the Vatican conclave next month?
 
2013-02-25 08:25:49 PM  
Those wacky middle easterners and their primitive notions of modesty.

images.publicradio.org
 
2013-02-25 08:26:39 PM  

spawn73: Well, that's respectful. Instead of using their propaganda to claim her to dressed indecent, they make her look according to Iranian expectation of decency.


Baby steps, man, baby steps.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's hilarious.

The better question: did they report that Argo won Best Picture? A realistic portrayal of when the Great Satan got over on them winning the biggest award in film has to absolutely gall them. I'd bet they banned the movie in Iran.


My friend said she thought it was pretty even-handed in showing all the fun CIA shenanigans that pissed the Iranians off in the first place to trigger the hostage crisis. I'd check it out myself, but am currently in the middle of midterms.
 
2013-02-25 08:27:17 PM  

skinink: [img717.imageshack.us image 652x360]


That's been 'shopped, I can tell by the pixels.
 
2013-02-25 08:27:25 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-25 08:29:14 PM  
Its a shame they didn't cover her face.
 
2013-02-25 08:30:04 PM  

skinink: [img717.imageshack.us image 652x360]


Have an Internet.
 
2013-02-25 08:31:05 PM  
What's more idiotic that the Iranians 'shopping her dress?

The fact that she even appeared on the AA show.

Would they have invited Anne Romney?

NFW.
 
2013-02-25 08:36:11 PM  
PS'ing stuff must be a great job to have. You get to see the good stuff before it's "made safe"
 
2013-02-25 08:38:48 PM  
Those evil, evil shoulders.
 
2013-02-25 08:40:35 PM  
The right to bare arms.
 
2013-02-25 08:41:47 PM  

fusillade762: Those wacky middle easterners and their primitive notions of modesty.

[images.publicradio.org image 650x433]


Isn't that Hebrew? Ok, yes, still technically Middle East :)
 
2013-02-25 08:44:01 PM  

MemeSlave: Its a shame they didn't cover her face.




She's a 'good light - bad light' woman. Sometimes she looks quite attractive, other times, not so much.
 
2013-02-25 08:47:19 PM  

skinink: [img717.imageshack.us image 652x360]


I like it.

Sort of classes the whole piece up.
 
2013-02-25 08:57:47 PM  
My wife, who is Australian, saw an interview with Michelle Obama for the first time last night because someone linked to it on youtube.

I remember her laughing a couple of times and then turning to me and saying, "What is everyone's problem? She's so.... mom!"

I just had to shrug my shoulders and admit I don't get it either. As far as I'm concerned her biggest crime is dressing in bright hued pastels and capri mom pants.
 
2013-02-25 08:58:39 PM  
they should've erased the bangs
 
2013-02-25 08:59:43 PM  

TwistedFark: My wife, who is Australian, saw an interview with Michelle Obama for the first time last night because someone linked to it on youtube.

I remember her laughing a couple of times and then turning to me and saying, "What is everyone's problem? She's so.... mom!"

I just had to shrug my shoulders and admit I don't get it either. As far as I'm concerned her biggest crime is dressing in bright hued pastels and capri mom pants.


not everyone. Just certain subsections of idiot America
 
2013-02-25 08:59:48 PM  
The nice people at Free Republic agree with the Iranian clerics. Srsly.

/strange bedfellows....
 
2013-02-25 09:00:33 PM  

publikenemy: Good...she has man arms


You sound Republican.
 
2013-02-25 09:06:42 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: The nice people at Free Republic agree with the Iranian clerics. Srsly.

/strange bedfellows....


I was waiting for the aneurism that they were going to have over the fact that Michelle Obama announced who won Best Picture.
 
2013-02-25 09:10:11 PM  
Thus rendering her completely armless.
 
2013-02-25 09:14:47 PM  

skinink: [img717.imageshack.us image 652x360]


*golf clap*
 
2013-02-25 09:15:29 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Bill_Wick's_Friend: The nice people at Free Republic agree with the Iranian clerics. Srsly.

/strange bedfellows....

I was waiting for the aneurism that they were going to have over the fact that Michelle Obama announced who won Best Picture.


I only searched for "Michelle Obama Iran". I don't think I could stomach the thread that would come up by searching "Michelle Obama Oscar".
 
2013-02-25 09:16:09 PM  
MSN's headline was lulzier than Subs

"Iranian Media Blocks First Ladies Right to Bare Arms"

Fark got outfarked on this one.
 
2013-02-25 09:25:43 PM  
It's not news, it's Fars...
 
2013-02-25 09:25:54 PM  
Isn't this kind of like when bikini tops get digitally added to movies when shown on broadcast TV?
 
2013-02-25 09:34:07 PM  

abhorrent1: PS'ing stuff must be a great job to have. You get to see the good stuff before it's "made safe"


Hmm, wasn't something like that in Fahrenheit 451? IIRC the protagonist enjoyed reading original history since his job was literally in the Revisionist History Office.
 
2013-02-25 09:44:09 PM  

fusillade762: Those wacky middle easterners and their primitive notions of modesty.

[images.publicradio.org image 650x433]


They took all the women out of that photo?  ROFL!
 
2013-02-25 09:48:05 PM  
www.myfacewhen.net
 
x23
2013-02-25 09:48:06 PM  

Dreamless: Isn't this kind of like when bikini tops get digitally added to movies when shown on broadcast TV?


i don't think i've ever heard of such a thing... examples?

shooting two shots i've heard of. digitally blurring boobs i've heard of. don't think i've ever heard of digital bikini tops though.
 
2013-02-25 09:48:24 PM  

TwistedFark: My wife, who is Australian, saw an interview with Michelle Obama for the first time last night because someone linked to it on youtube.

I remember her laughing a couple of times and then turning to me and saying, "What is everyone's problem? She's so.... mom!"

I just had to shrug my shoulders and admit I don't get it either. As far as I'm concerned her biggest crime is dressing in bright hued pastels and capri mom pants.


Michelle is the best First Lady since Jackie Kennedy.
 
2013-02-25 09:50:18 PM  

casual disregard: Hmm, wasn't something like that in Fahrenheit 451? IIRC the protagonist enjoyed reading original history since his job was literally in the Revisionist History Office.


You're mixing it up with 1984.  Winston Smith in 1984 changed history as part of his job in the Ministry of Truth.  Guy Montag in 451 was a fireman who burned books but occasionally kept some so that he could read them.
 
2013-02-25 09:50:48 PM  

x23: Dreamless: Isn't this kind of like when bikini tops get digitally added to movies when shown on broadcast TV?

i don't think i've ever heard of such a thing... examples?

shooting two shots i've heard of. digitally blurring boobs i've heard of. don't think i've ever heard of digital bikini tops though.


http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DigitalBikini
 
2013-02-25 09:53:51 PM  
They're just jealous that her guns are better than anything owned by the Iranian military.
 
2013-02-25 10:03:36 PM  
Michelle is the best First Lady since Jackie Kennedy.


This.
 
2013-02-25 10:32:01 PM  

x23: Dreamless: Isn't this kind of like when bikini tops get digitally added to movies when shown on broadcast TV?

i don't think i've ever heard of such a thing... examples?

shooting two shots i've heard of. digitally blurring boobs i've heard of. don't think i've ever heard of digital bikini tops though.


VH1 did this for "Showgirls."
 
2013-02-25 10:35:04 PM  
The only reason they see sex as something to be suppressed is because these doddering senile old mullahs cannot get it up themselves so everyone must be punished,
 
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