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(Rocketnews 24)   "Thankfully medical staff was able to remove the bike from the boy's anus"   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-25 03:48:29 PM
9 votes:
I thought all cyclists had something up their ass?
2013-02-25 03:58:39 PM
4 votes:
Bike-sexual?
2013-02-25 03:49:30 PM
4 votes:
That what he gets for for riding some cheaply built American crap.
2013-02-25 10:06:45 PM
3 votes:

antron: [i49.tinypic.com image 600x455]


img849.imageshack.us

/FTFY
2013-02-25 06:48:00 PM
3 votes:
Son: "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Mom: "You go to your room! Wait till your father hears about this!"

Dad: "Son, I hear you're in trouble. What happened?"
Son: "Mom is all upset because today at school, I had sex with the teacher."
Dad: "You did?!? That's my boy! You know that bike you've been wanting for awhile? Lets go downtown and buy it for you!"
Son: "Gee, thanks Dad! I knew you'd understand."

At the bike store...
Dad: "Well, there it is, all assembled and paid for. Do you wanna ride it home, son?"
Son: "Gee thanks Dad, but my ass is still a little sore from school!"
2013-02-25 06:29:39 PM
3 votes:
i1121.photobucket.com
2013-02-25 03:58:18 PM
3 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

images.45cat.com

2013-02-25 03:46:45 PM
3 votes:
Was it a Huffy or a Schwincter?
2013-02-25 03:38:35 PM
3 votes:
Anus? Damn near killed him.
2013-02-25 03:36:00 PM
3 votes:
UBIA?
2013-02-25 07:39:01 PM
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-02-25 04:47:46 PM
2 votes:
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."
2013-02-25 04:11:05 PM
2 votes:
Is this a legitimate story or did somebody just pull it out of their ass?
2013-02-25 04:06:55 PM
2 votes:
He had a seat right there.
2013-02-25 04:04:28 PM
2 votes:
26.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-25 03:58:54 PM
2 votes:
Must have been equipped with a goatseat.
2013-02-25 03:49:38 PM
2 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.


That's an amazingly broad range you've got there...
2013-02-25 03:49:04 PM
2 votes:
Something something, find my keys and I'll drive us out of here
2013-02-25 03:47:45 PM
2 votes:
million to one shot doc, a million to one.

/assman
2013-02-25 03:28:33 PM
2 votes:
That's definitely remarkable.
2013-02-25 03:27:23 PM
2 votes:
Remarkable story.

*blink*
2013-02-25 03:22:08 PM
2 votes:
Rats... I was hoping to submit this. At least it was only a saddle rail and not a seat post.
... obvious joke... damn near killed him.
2013-02-25 09:16:03 PM
1 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-02-25 07:10:57 PM
1 votes:
To make it worse, the bike was a Giant.
2013-02-25 06:36:54 PM
1 votes:

Okieboy: Poor kid, I'd hate to have to show my face (or ass) at school after something like that.


Orientals all look the same.
2013-02-25 06:28:48 PM
1 votes:
wow... you guys are slipping:

news.usc.edu
/we're gonna need a proctologist...
2013-02-25 06:05:23 PM
1 votes:
It could've been worse.
www.pitbike.com
2013-02-25 05:53:26 PM
1 votes:
Bicyclectomies are delicate procedures, though the incision does need to be lanced with a strong arm.
2013-02-25 04:29:20 PM
1 votes:
Burn that seat.

i.ytimg.com
2013-02-25 04:28:56 PM
1 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2013-02-25 04:12:55 PM
1 votes:
data.whicdn.com
2013-02-25 03:59:48 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Perhaps he enjoyed it?
2013-02-25 03:51:25 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought all cyclists had something up their ass?


And we're done.
2013-02-25 03:48:13 PM
1 votes:
Just a few inches or so up and a promising career in the soft drink industry would have been ruined.

/ftfm
2013-02-25 03:45:35 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-25 03:44:25 PM
1 votes:
When BMX goes ATM.
 
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