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2013-02-25 03:22:08 PM
Rats... I was hoping to submit this. At least it was only a saddle rail and not a seat post.
... obvious joke... damn near killed him.
 
2013-02-25 03:27:23 PM
Remarkable story.

*blink*
 
2013-02-25 03:28:33 PM
That's definitely remarkable.
 
2013-02-25 03:34:42 PM
When the Bicycle Moto hits the X.
 
2013-02-25 03:36:00 PM
UBIA?
 
2013-02-25 03:38:35 PM
Anus? Damn near killed him.
 
2013-02-25 03:41:47 PM
So who gets the hose if the chain lube hits the anus?
 
2013-02-25 03:44:25 PM
When BMX goes ATM.
 
2013-02-25 03:44:38 PM
That Bike obviously paid the Troll Toll.
 
2013-02-25 03:45:35 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-25 03:46:06 PM

brap: When the Bicycle Moto hits the X.


Son, I am disappoint.
 
2013-02-25 03:46:45 PM
Was it a Huffy or a Schwincter?
 
2013-02-25 03:47:25 PM
Just a coufew inches or so up and a promising career in the soft drink industry would have been ruined.
 
2013-02-25 03:47:30 PM
I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.
 
2013-02-25 03:47:45 PM
million to one shot doc, a million to one.

/assman
 
2013-02-25 03:48:05 PM
"Rectum? Damn near killed him" is my FIL's favorite joke
 
2013-02-25 03:48:13 PM
Just a few inches or so up and a promising career in the soft drink industry would have been ruined.

/ftfm
 
2013-02-25 03:48:29 PM
I thought all cyclists had something up their ass?
 
2013-02-25 03:48:39 PM
So we're all going to just pretend this is a legitimate story huh.  Okay, just checking.
 
2013-02-25 03:48:52 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: million to one shot doc, a million to one.

/assman


*Shakes tiny fist of impotent rage.*
 
2013-02-25 03:49:04 PM
Something something, find my keys and I'll drive us out of here
 
2013-02-25 03:49:30 PM
That what he gets for for riding some cheaply built American crap.
 
2013-02-25 03:49:38 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.


That's an amazingly broad range you've got there...
 
2013-02-25 03:51:25 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought all cyclists had something up their ass?


And we're done.
 
2013-02-25 03:51:58 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought all cyclists had something up their ass?


Usually just the drivers stuck behind them.

/I said "stuck behind." Hehe
 
2013-02-25 03:52:18 PM

Mikey1969: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.

That's an amazingly broad range you've got there...


how did that six slip in there? ...
4 or 5.
I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.
 
2013-02-25 03:55:04 PM
I understand that this problem is of substantial concern if the bicycle is oiled.
 
2013-02-25 03:57:30 PM

griffer: brap: When the Bicycle Moto hits the X.

Son, I am disappoint.


Is that you really you pops?

- Schwinning!
 
2013-02-25 03:58:18 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

images.45cat.com

 
2013-02-25 03:58:24 PM
www.empireonline.com

But didn't hurt has much as the truth.
 
2013-02-25 03:58:39 PM
Bike-sexual?
 
2013-02-25 03:58:48 PM
I'd like to see Tom Bergeron make a snappy quip about THIS on AFV (seeing as I can't because my butt-cheeks are clenched painfully tight).
 
2013-02-25 03:58:54 PM
Must have been equipped with a goatseat.
 
2013-02-25 03:59:48 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Perhaps he enjoyed it?
 
2013-02-25 04:00:30 PM

stonicus: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

[images.45cat.com image 400x400]


I don't suppose I'll garner much sympathy blaming my shiatty keyboard at work.
 
2013-02-25 04:00:42 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Mikey1969: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.

That's an amazingly broad range you've got there...

how did that six slip in there? ...
4 or 5.
I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.


Holy crap dude, I had 2 1/2 bikes stolen from a restaurant I worked for, and one out of my freking back yard, but nowhere near that kind of bad luck. I'd sy that at least you're riding the bikes as they're intended to be ridden, just turned up to '11'.
 
2013-02-25 04:00:55 PM
Something about this story just stinks.   The odds of this happening are just asstronomical.
 
2013-02-25 04:02:53 PM
was it made out of fussili?
 
2013-02-25 04:03:51 PM
Was it Made in America?

/suck it commie boy.
 
2013-02-25 04:04:24 PM
Ooh RocketNews has made Fark.
Some of their stuff is NSFW, just be forewarned.
 
2013-02-25 04:04:28 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-25 04:06:55 PM
He had a seat right there.
 
2013-02-25 04:07:41 PM
Traumatized for life just hearing the description.  Nightmares for life after the photos.  Thanks Fark.
 
2013-02-25 04:11:05 PM
Is this a legitimate story or did somebody just pull it out of their ass?
 
2013-02-25 04:12:10 PM

Mikey1969: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mikey1969: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.

That's an amazingly broad range you've got there...

how did that six slip in there? ...
4 or 5.
I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.

Holy crap dude, I had 2 1/2 bikes stolen from a restaurant I worked for, and one out of my freking back yard, but nowhere near that kind of bad luck. I'd sy that at least you're riding the bikes as they're intended to be ridden, just turned up to '11'.


It's a couple of things.
I've gone out ridding with Specialized's head warranty rep to try to figure out what's going on. We road on some pretty nasty trails and I says to him, I says, "you see how I ride, I know what I'm doing, why do I keep breaking shiat?"
He tells me, every once in a while there is someone with horrible luck. No matter what, no matter when, they are gonna end up with the bike that's gonna break. You are that person."
Bonus... Specialized replaces all my broken stuff no questions asked.

My old and beloved Simonetti road frame, died in the most glorious way I've ever seen. First imagine an empty coke can, and imagine the tear that would appear if you took the can and twisted it apart. That happened to my down tube. I have a crack that spirals around the entire down tube, ending about an inch and a half below where it starts. Middle of the tube, totally in explicable. I rode that farker in to the ground, literally. ='( I'll always miss that frame.
 
2013-02-25 04:12:55 PM
data.whicdn.com
 
2013-02-25 04:14:02 PM
I had 2 1/2 bikes stolen from a restaurant I worked for, and one out of my freking back yard, but nowhere near that kind of bad luck.

Cruel story, Bro.

My last bike was stolen after I locked it up outside a hospital and went in to visit a sick friend for 10 minutes.

My only hope is that the thief rode it into the side of a bus shortly hereafter and ended up where he started.
 
2013-02-25 04:16:08 PM
Poor kid, I'd hate to have to show my face (or ass) at school after something like that.
 
2013-02-25 04:18:55 PM
You don't go bike seat post to ass on the first day of school, kid.
 
2013-02-25 04:20:00 PM

skullkrusher: "Rectum? Damn near killed him" is my FIL's favorite joke


One of my (deceased) FIL's also.

I remember a coworker had a sign on his bulletin board, something like:
OSHA Notice: Do not ride this employee's ass, unless you have handlebars and a seat belt and an air bag installed on his saddle.
 
2013-02-25 04:26:06 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-25 04:28:56 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-02-25 04:29:20 PM
Burn that seat.

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-25 04:41:32 PM
Firefighters were called to the scene and used the Jaws of Life to detach much of the bicycle from the boy's rear end

Ow.
 
2013-02-25 04:43:03 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.


That is not bad luck. You are doing it wrong, or at least with too much enthusiasm.
 
2013-02-25 04:47:46 PM
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."
 
2013-02-25 04:51:15 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Was he smuggling the bike into jail?
 
2013-02-25 04:53:06 PM
One piece at a time
 
2013-02-25 04:54:18 PM

Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.

That is not bad luck. You are doing it wrong, or at least with too much enthusiasm.


you would think so, right? But you haven't seen how I've broken them.

Hell I broke one of my team's KHS team flite frames on my first ride... that really pissed me off.

\one of 3 broken tea
 
2013-02-25 04:55:00 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu new fark box.

\one of three broken team flite frames.
 
2013-02-25 05:07:19 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.

That is not bad luck. You are doing it wrong, or at least with too much enthusiasm.

you would think so, right? But you haven't seen how I've broken them.

Hell I broke one of my team's KHS team flite frames on my first ride... that really pissed me off.

\one of 3 broken tea


There has to come a time when no matter what you think, the evidence suggests that you are just plain wrong. :)
 
2013-02-25 05:11:06 PM
It certainly seems to have hit him dead center!

I'll bet it's remarkable now!
 
2013-02-25 05:12:45 PM
Voodoo bike my ass!
 
2013-02-25 05:13:00 PM
Not the worst bicycle removal story I've heard...

Handle bar goes in under the chin, and comes out the kids mouth.
 
2013-02-25 05:15:30 PM
i29.photobucket.com

Good Cossutius approves
 
2013-02-25 05:19:08 PM

Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.

That is not bad luck. You are doing it wrong, or at least with too much enthusiasm.

you would think so, right? But you haven't seen how I've broken them.

Hell I broke one of my team's KHS team flite frames on my first ride... that really pissed me off.

\one of 3 broken tea

There has to come a time when no matter what you think, the evidence suggests that you are just plain wrong. :)


I suppose being told, "damn, we've never seen that break like that before" could have been an eye opener.
Nah, I'll give it a few more frames.
 
2013-02-25 05:21:41 PM
You know who else's chute deployed and had his ride tumble into Snake Canyon?
 
2013-02-25 05:34:41 PM
I feel very fortunate about one the more painful bike mishaps, I once had.  I was riding an old 20" bike that had a banana seat, when I rode off into a ditch while seated.  I landed hard enough to break the seat and lets just say I walked home very slowly.  I now see how much worse it could have been.

/I have had kids since, so no permanent damage.
 
2013-02-25 05:47:44 PM
Well....from now on his farts will be silent?
 
2013-02-25 05:50:24 PM
where do you get  a bike like that?
 
2013-02-25 05:53:26 PM
Bicyclectomies are delicate procedures, though the incision does need to be lanced with a strong arm.
 
2013-02-25 05:56:12 PM

colon_pow: where do you get  a bike like that?


Just remove the seat from the post.  Adjust the seat post to desired height.
 
2013-02-25 05:59:30 PM

Snarfangel: Bicyclectomies are delicate procedures, though the incision does need to be lanced with a strong arm.


So, he might lose a testicle.  However he will be given all the juice he can handle.

/Now this will lead to another Oprah confession.
 
2013-02-25 06:05:23 PM
It could've been worse.
www.pitbike.com
 
2013-02-25 06:08:42 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Mikey1969: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.

That's an amazingly broad range you've got there...

how did that six slip in there? ...


Astroglide?
 
2013-02-25 06:12:40 PM
Dear God, WTF??

That ENTIRE site is...I don't know what that is...
 
2013-02-25 06:20:11 PM
As long as his back bone/vertebrae then his retro bicycle in is alright and intact, he'll be fine.

If he's got his spine, he's got his orange crush.
 
2013-02-25 06:28:48 PM
wow... you guys are slipping:

news.usc.edu
/we're gonna need a proctologist...
 
2013-02-25 06:29:39 PM
i1121.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 06:33:42 PM
Teach the Chinese kid to buy American next time!!!
 
2013-02-25 06:36:54 PM

Okieboy: Poor kid, I'd hate to have to show my face (or ass) at school after something like that.


Orientals all look the same.
 
2013-02-25 06:39:07 PM

randomjsa: Not the worst bicycle removal story I've heard...

Handle bar goes in under the chin, and comes out the kids mouth.


They used to hang people like that using a hook on a rope.
 
2013-02-25 06:48:00 PM
Son: "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Mom: "You go to your room! Wait till your father hears about this!"

Dad: "Son, I hear you're in trouble. What happened?"
Son: "Mom is all upset because today at school, I had sex with the teacher."
Dad: "You did?!? That's my boy! You know that bike you've been wanting for awhile? Lets go downtown and buy it for you!"
Son: "Gee, thanks Dad! I knew you'd understand."

At the bike store...
Dad: "Well, there it is, all assembled and paid for. Do you wanna ride it home, son?"
Son: "Gee thanks Dad, but my ass is still a little sore from school!"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 06:52:21 PM
In what must have been a one-in-a-billion fall, the bicycle's seat got bent over exposing a cold, merciless steel rod which penetrated the boy's buttocks. The seat was unable to be removed.

The same one-in-a-billion fall that the naked guy and the vacuum cleaner experienced?
 
2013-02-25 06:57:32 PM

ZAZ: In what must have been a one-in-a-billion fall, the bicycle's seat got bent over exposing a cold, merciless steel rod which penetrated the boy's buttocks. The seat was unable to be removed.

The same one-in-a-billion fall that the naked guy and the vacuum cleaner experienced?


It's called Eiffel Syndrome. Usually happens to partially clothed people engaging in an entirely nonsexual activity with others or alone, such as "naked guitar playing on table with beer bottles." When gravity ensues, inanimate objects become lodged in an orifice with incredible frequency.
 
2013-02-25 07:01:35 PM

KimNorth: Teach the Chinese kid to buy American next time!!!


Have you checked the seat on your bike?  Guess who made it, good chance it was this kid.  He had just got promoted to quality control when the accident happened.  The seat failed because of the kid who took this kid's old place on the line.  The new kid on the line is about to get the worst performance review imaginable.
 
2013-02-25 07:02:43 PM

lack of warmth: Have you checked the seat on your bike?


Who made your sarcasm meter?
 
2013-02-25 07:03:16 PM

UsikFark: It's called Eiffel Syndrome. Usually happens to partially clothed people engaging in an entirely nonsexual activity with others or alone, such as "naked guitar playing on table with beer bottles." When gravity ensues, inanimate objects become lodged in an orifice with incredible frequency.


I wouldn't consider sitting around naked, whatever the activity, (except perhaps bathing) entirely nonsexual.
 
2013-02-25 07:09:24 PM
In over eight years of exclusively riding a bicycle, I have had three seats break off.  No matter how many miles I rode (LOTS), and/or how drunk I was (usually very), I have (thankfully) never forgotten that I didn't have a seat, and simply stood on the pedals to avoid geting reamed.

/ I often laugh while passing gas stations.

// I also chuckle when I think about the prices of a tag, registration, insurance, tune ups, oil, many other fluids, and all of the other normal "wear and tear" associated with a motorized vehicle.

/// Not an environmentalist fanatic, I just got tired of wasting money.

//// I spend $30 twice a year for a bicycle tune up (brake pads, cable adjustments, chain oiled, et cetera).

// It's very seldom too cold to ride a bicycle in Florida (south of Tampa).  For a back up, $2.50 for a  round trip bus ride isn't bad.
 
2013-02-25 07:10:57 PM
To make it worse, the bike was a Giant.
 
2013-02-25 07:18:30 PM

ReapTheChaos: UsikFark: It's called Eiffel Syndrome. Usually happens to partially clothed people engaging in an entirely nonsexual activity with others or alone, such as "naked guitar playing on table with beer bottles." When gravity ensues, inanimate objects become lodged in an orifice with incredible frequency.

I wouldn't consider sitting around naked, whatever the activity, (except perhaps bathing) entirely nonsexual.


It's a joke, because people don't want to explain their freaky or kinky decisions in the ER. They just lie and say they fell on it.

Eiffel Syndrome - (From I-fell on it) patient with a foreign object in the rectum
 
2013-02-25 07:39:01 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-25 07:52:30 PM

Badgers:


I was getting nervous about the lack of what what in the butt.
 
2013-02-25 07:53:38 PM
Thankfully, some countries are still able to provide us with medical hilarity since they don't have HIPAA.

Had this happened in the US, those pictures would have spurred a lot of lost jobs and lawsuits. :(
 
2013-02-25 08:00:04 PM
He was warned. "Look kid, next time you ride that bike through my yard, I'm gonna shove it up your ass!"
 
2013-02-25 08:02:45 PM

Skyd1v: What_Would_Jimi_Do: million to one shot doc, a million to one.

/assman

*Shakes tiny fist of impotent rage.*


According to the article it was BILLIONS to one. Billions and biiillllionnnnssss
 
2013-02-25 08:21:26 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.

That is not bad luck. You are doing it wrong, or at least with too much enthusiasm.

you would think so, right? But you haven't seen how I've broken them.

Hell I broke one of my team's KHS team flite frames on my first ride... that really pissed me off.

\one of 3 broken tea

There has to come a time when no matter what you think, the evidence suggests that you are just plain wrong. :)

I suppose being told, "damn, we've never seen that break like that before" could have been an eye opener.
Nah, I'll give it a few more frames.


That reminds me that last night I figured out that my mountain bike (a Rocky Mountain) was purchased in 1997. Still running great. Original everything except tires (slicks for city riding, at least 10 years old) and chain. Even the cables are still original. And somehow I haven't broken it.
 
2013-02-25 08:21:59 PM

BronyMedic: Thankfully, some countries are still able to provide us with medical hilarity since they don't have HIPAA.

Had this happened in the US, those pictures would have spurred a lot of lost jobs and lawsuits. :(


I'm pretty sure a wide variety of medical malfunction photographs exist, typically with a bar across the eyes, like this poor SOB:

openi.nlm.nih.gov
 
2013-02-25 09:16:03 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-25 09:23:09 PM
In other news, the Chinese have begun riding bamboo-framed bikes. I'm thinking more likely to break apart but less painful if they penetrate one's cornhole.
 
2013-02-25 09:25:25 PM
That's gonna leave a mark.
 
2013-02-25 09:47:02 PM

SultanofSchwing: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 450x332]


*slow clap.gif*
 
2013-02-25 09:53:16 PM

Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: Jument: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.

That is not bad luck. You are doing it wrong, or at least with too much enthusiasm.

you would think so, right? But you haven't seen how I've broken them.

Hell I broke one of my team's KHS team flite frames on my first ride... that really pissed me off.

\one of 3 broken tea

There has to come a time when no matter what you think, the evidence suggests that you are just plain wrong. :)

I suppose being told, "damn, we've never seen that break like that before" could have been an eye opener.
Nah, I'll give it a few more frames.

That reminds me that last night I figured out that my mountain bike (a Rocky Mountain) was purchased in 1997. Still running great. Original everything except tires (slicks for city riding, at least 10 years old) and chain. Even the cables are still original. And somehow I haven't broken it.


I... but... just... um, how do you do that?  that's not fair.
 
2013-02-25 10:06:45 PM

antron: [i49.tinypic.com image 600x455]


img849.imageshack.us

/FTFY
 
2013-02-26 12:20:46 AM
Well, see the article completely missed that this was apparently a good thing!  I mean just read what they wrote:

"According to China's tt.mop and weibo.com websites, the young student was riding to the first day of school for the year. It was a day young students all around looked forward to as one of hope, learning and new experiences."

Now I could be wrong but this kid got all three done in one fell swoop.  He'll hope after his first day that his parents don't buy him the equivalent bike equal to a Ford Escape (yes it's namesake rings true, you will eventually wish to escape from it; hell it's been recalled six times--I'm sure there are even funner ones to pick on) and something made out of layered tin-foil--except for the reinforced aluminum rod that goes in the anus, of course.  That part will always be the strong point.  Two, he learned that riding bikes can be a great and terrible experience.  He will almost certainly remember this for the rest of his life or possibly not remember it at all--it just depends...  Last, the worst possible thing they could've put in the damned article: new experiences.  I guarantee that this kid is no longer afraid of rape or prison and it more than certainly popped his cherry.

Really, that kid had one really terrible day and it got reported, photographed, and covered from every angle.  Even the press understands when it is completely necessary to bully a kid into possibly considering suicide one day.  Because I'm completely sure that absolutely no one will know who this kid is, not in the age of information...impossible!

I give him three years.  Unless he has some REALLY great friends, parents, and teachers to help him (unless China is a lot different than here in the good ol' USA).
 
2013-02-26 01:08:32 AM
Since homosexuality is apparently a choice, I bet he chooses to never ever have anything shoved up his ass again. Crisis averted.
 
2013-02-26 02:42:15 AM

uncleacid: He had a seat right there.


No he didn't. That was almost entirely the nub of the problem.
 
2013-02-26 02:51:19 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.


I had a seat break on me once such that it flopped around.  Had to ride standing on the pedals for a day or two.  But I guess I should be thankful.

Worst cycling accident I was in was caused by hitting a gigantic pothole at speed.  Went flying off the bike and landed on my head.  Helmet was destroyed, but absorbed most of the impact.  My only injury was the road rash from sliding after hitting the ground.

Needless to say, I'm a firm believer in bike helmets.
 
2013-02-26 02:54:42 AM

Katolu: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought all cyclists had something up their ass?

And we're done.


Every day ride the Tour de Fark You!  (nsfw)
 
2013-02-26 03:14:37 AM

Mikey1969: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mikey1969: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've personally had at least 4 or 65 saddle and seatposts break while riding.. but I've never friggin impaled myself. =/

I give it 15 posts till Garrison's machine makes an appearance.

That's an amazingly broad range you've got there...

how did that six slip in there? ...
4 or 5.
I've also broken 10 bike frames, 5 or so forks, a half dozen sets of pedals and every single component on a bike =( Such rotten luck.

Holy crap dude, I had 2 1/2 bikes stolen from a restaurant I worked for, and one out of my freking back yard, but nowhere near that kind of bad luck. I'd sy that at least you're riding the bikes as they're intended to be ridden, just turned up to '11'.


i791.photobucket.com

If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen....
 
2013-02-26 05:26:06 AM

antron: [i49.tinypic.com image 600x455]


I know it's not yours, but it's.... beautiful! }:*-D
 
2013-02-26 07:52:27 AM
I expected the theme music for WKRP in Cincinnati to start after reading the headline.
 
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