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2013-02-25 08:06:05 PM

bgilmore5: tagkc: Did anyone see this dress?

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There's a lot to be said about subtlety. Charlize Theron killed it without looking like she attacked a high-end hooker and stole her clothes. Don't get me wrong. She can show me the goods anytime she wants.

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Charlize looks classy. I don't know who the other girl is but she just looks unfortunate in that poorly fitted dress. Both her adviser and designer should be kicked in the nuts.
Heidi Klum is hot and always will be. Very few women look that good at her age, and after 4 kids.
 
2013-02-25 08:16:57 PM

PapaChester: Slap some pants on her and she looks like she is joining a boy band.

I hope she did that to her hair for a movie.

/no excuse


I agree.  Even with short hair she's a complete knock-out.

/oh wait, I'm not agreeing with you at all
 
2013-02-25 08:21:04 PM

PapaChester: Slap some pants on her and she looks like she is joining a boy band.

I hope she did that to her hair for a movie.

/no excuse


It's funny because "boy band" is the exact description of her hair I used when I saw it.

Of course she could scalp Bieber and strap the bloody hairpiece to her head with duct tape and I would still hit it.
 
2013-02-25 08:25:55 PM
Anne Hathaway looked great too.
 
2013-02-25 08:54:40 PM
Hanging out those happy pillows at the Elton John Aids gathering I think the only folks who noticed were the photographers and random lesbians.
 
2013-02-25 09:02:54 PM

bgilmore5: tagkc: Did anyone see this dress?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]

There's a lot to be said about subtlety. Charlize Theron killed it without looking like she attacked a high-end hooker and stole her clothes. Don't get me wrong. She can show me the goods anytime she wants.

[thefashion-court.com image 657x480]


That woman could go bald and still a leading cause of kitten death.
 
2013-02-25 09:27:00 PM
Fappingist fap that ever fapped
 
2013-02-25 09:33:52 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 09:34:30 PM
A Vicky's Angel should know the benefit of a well fitted brassiere.
 
2013-02-25 09:56:49 PM
She's holding up really well, considering that menopause has its tongue so far up that broad's ass that they're practically French-kissing.
 
2013-02-25 11:17:10 PM

tagkc: Did anyone see this dress?


She has ew-face.
 
2013-02-25 11:53:29 PM
She wins Breast in Show.
 
2013-02-26 01:55:45 AM
This thread was over in one, and I scrolled all the way down here...
 
2013-02-26 08:29:08 AM

imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.


Heidi Klum is just fine by me.  But Nicole Kidman just leaves me cold.  And I'm as big a redhead fan as anyone on Fark.
 
2013-02-26 08:55:29 AM
She is very attractive, but something about her screams "I still think I'm 21".
 
2013-02-26 09:05:05 AM
Did she marry another guy by how he fills out his shorts yet?
 
2013-02-26 09:56:19 AM

darch: Charlize Theron KILLED it. SO beautiful, so classy.


Some women look stunning with short hair.

She just looks ok with it. Still stunning, but the hair detracts from the overall package. Probably something to do with facial structure.
 
2013-02-26 10:02:47 AM
Heidi's boobs are nice, but she has them so squashed down in that ill-fitting dress that they look like granny's Sunday morning pancakes.  Seriously, that is not attractive.  I saw a lot of poorly fitted dresses on the red carpet, and the one dress I saw that fit its wearer (Nancy O'Dell) perfectly got zero attention whatsoever.  This is what a well-fitting dress looks like:

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No, she's not really a knock-out like Heidi, but at least her dress fits.
 
2013-02-26 11:01:37 AM
What an awful fashion choice. It does nothing for her.

But I've always thought she had horrible taste. I have no idea why she's on Project Runway. And don't get me wrong, she's beautiful, particularly for a woman her age but after a certain age you NEED TO WEAR A BRA and stop it with the super short tight dresses all the time. It just looks tacky. She still dresses like a 22 year old.
 
2013-02-26 11:18:27 AM

bgilmore5: tagkc: Did anyone see this dress?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]

There's a lot to be said about subtlety. Charlize Theron killed it without looking like she attacked a high-end hooker and stole her clothes. Don't get me wrong. She can show me the goods anytime she wants.

[thefashion-court.com image 657x480]



My favorite African-American.
 
2013-02-26 12:54:43 PM

Lollipop165: What an awful fashion choice. It does nothing for her.

But I've always thought she had horrible taste. I have no idea why she's on Project Runway. And don't get me wrong, she's beautiful, particularly for a woman her age but after a certain age you NEED TO WEAR A BRA and stop it with the super short tight dresses all the time. It just looks tacky. She still dresses like a 22 year old.


That's because she still has the body of a 22 year old. Wipe that jealousy off your face.
 
2013-02-26 01:12:06 PM

Eligarf: Heidi's boobs are nice, but she has them so squashed down in that ill-fitting dress that they look like granny's Sunday morning pancakes.  Seriously, that is not attractive.  I saw a lot of poorly fitted dresses on the red carpet, and the one dress I saw that fit its wearer (Nancy O'Dell) perfectly got zero attention whatsoever.  This is what a well-fitting dress looks like:

[static02.mediaite.com image 656x1000]

No, she's not really a knock-out like Heidi, but at least her dress fits.


And she knows how to stand properly - not pigeon-toed like most the younger sluts.
 
2013-02-26 02:20:06 PM

mooseyfate: Lollipop165: What an awful fashion choice. It does nothing for her.

But I've always thought she had horrible taste. I have no idea why she's on Project Runway. And don't get me wrong, she's beautiful, particularly for a woman her age but after a certain age you NEED TO WEAR A BRA and stop it with the super short tight dresses all the time. It just looks tacky. She still dresses like a 22 year old.

That's because she still has the body of a 22 year old. Wipe that jealousy off your face.


lol! I just think she has no taste. And I'm sorry, those tits are NOT the tits of a 22 year old.
 
2013-02-26 04:33:09 PM

Eligarf: Heidi's boobs are nice, but she has them so squashed down in that ill-fitting dress that they look like granny's Sunday morning pancakes.  Seriously, that is not attractive.  I saw a lot of poorly fitted dresses on the red carpet, and the one dress I saw that fit its wearer (Nancy O'Dell) perfectly got zero attention whatsoever.  This is what a well-fitting dress looks like:

[static02.mediaite.com image 656x1000]

No, she's not really a knock-out like Heidi, but at least her dress fits.


Nice curves.
 
2013-02-26 11:50:39 PM
This thread =

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Over a woman with her flapjacks slightly exposed....

Sorry boys, but the other women (such as Charlize Theron), as per the images provided by other Farkers are worth looking at, not this has-been that must resort to this sort of thing to try and stay relevant.
 
2013-02-27 08:10:55 AM

imfallen_angel: This thread =






Over a woman with her flapjacks slightly exposed....

Sorry boys, but the other women (such as Charlize Theron), as per the images provided by other Farkers are worth looking at, not this has-been that must resort to this sort of thing to try and stay relevant.


So you come in here to make fun of people "white knighting" Hiedi Klum (which is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of) so that you can white knight Charlize Theron (which is the second most ridiculous thing I've heard of)? Someone's not getting enough attention this week...
 
2013-02-27 07:20:46 PM

mooseyfate: So you come in here to make fun of people "white knighting" Hiedi Klum (which is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of) so that you can white knight Charlize Theron (which is the second most ridiculous thing I've heard of)? Someone's not getting enough attention this week...


Did I hurt your feelings or something?

Sorry but I stated: other women (such as Charlize Theron).

In other words... just about every other women had more class and looked better than grandma flapjack did.  If she needs to have her bulldogs out while strapping then around her waist and have guys like you that can`t understand the difference between an has-been with more issues than Reader`s Digest, and an attractive woman, well, where does the fault lies...really.

Either way, she still won`t read this thread and she still won`t have sex with you either regardless of how much you defend her.

But please feel free to try again, I guess you need to have some dreams sometimes.
 
2013-02-27 07:52:50 PM

imfallen_angel: mooseyfate: So you come in here to make fun of people "white knighting" Hiedi Klum (which is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of) so that you can white knight Charlize Theron (which is the second most ridiculous thing I've heard of)? Someone's not getting enough attention this week...

Did I hurt your feelings or something?

Sorry but I stated: other women (such as Charlize Theron).

In other words... just about every other women had more class and looked better than grandma flapjack did.  If she needs to have her bulldogs out while strapping then around her waist and have guys like you that can`t understand the difference between an has-been with more issues than Reader`s Digest, and an attractive woman, well, where does the fault lies...really.

Either way, she still won`t read this thread and she still won`t have sex with you either regardless of how much you defend her.

But please feel free to try again, I guess you need to have some dreams sometimes.


1)  Find any post in this thread where I defended her.  She's Heidi Farking Klum.  She needs no defenders, she's gorgeous and she knows it.  It's why she's still not farking you.

2)  You're the one dripping butthurt like a farking sluice, so maybe quit projecting on everyone in the thread because you have severe insecurity issues.

/seriously, you are trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard with this "but I really don't care about her and you're a loser so neener-neener" routine
//it's not working, you just look foolish
 
2013-02-27 07:58:05 PM

imfallen_angel: mooseyfate: So you come in here to make fun of people "white knighting" Hiedi Klum (which is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of) so that you can white knight Charlize Theron (which is the second most ridiculous thing I've heard of)? Someone's not getting enough attention this week...

Did I hurt your feelings or something?

Sorry but I stated: other women (such as Charlize Theron).

In other words... just about every other women had more class and looked better than grandma flapjack did.  If she needs to have her bulldogs out while strapping then around her waist and have guys like you that can`t understand the difference between an has-been with more issues than Reader`s Digest, and an attractive woman, well, where does the fault lies...really.

Either way, she still won`t read this thread and she still won`t have sex with you either regardless of how much you defend her.

But please feel free to try again, I guess you need to have some dreams sometimes.


Oop, nevermind.  I just realized you were the guy studmanning at the start of the thread, got reamed by pretty much everyone for it, so now you're scampering back at the tail-end of a dying thread to weep your bitter tears of impotent rage.  It's my fault, really.  I should have realized how fragile your ego would be at this point.  Carry on, I'm sure this is neither the first nor the last time you'll do this.
 
2013-02-27 08:53:11 PM

mooseyfate: your bitter tears of impotent rage


Wow... two whole post of ranting like a little girl... seriously..???

Issues, you have them.
 
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