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(Popoholic)   Heidi Klum stole the show at the post-Oscars parties   (popoholic.com) divider line 80
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2013-02-25 03:39:18 PM
I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.
 
2013-02-25 03:54:23 PM

brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.


Done in two.

+2
 
2013-02-25 03:56:52 PM

brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.


moviecitynews.com

/Last one out, turn off the lights
 
2013-02-25 04:01:57 PM
Nice plums, Klum.
 
2013-02-25 04:03:13 PM
Massive A.W.
 
2013-02-25 04:06:24 PM

brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.


Thread over.
 
2013-02-25 04:06:32 PM

oldfarthenry: Nice plums, Klum.


why does this sentence make me think of Clue?

/ with the candlestick
 
2013-02-25 04:06:53 PM
Seriously, how is one supposed to react to such a lack of subtlety - other than staring directly at her tits while describing the boner pain one is experiencing?
 
2013-02-25 04:10:05 PM
Post Oscars panties?
 
2013-02-25 04:12:34 PM
Nice tits are not an accomplishment unless they're fake and you had them installed.
 
2013-02-25 04:15:48 PM
I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.
 
2013-02-25 04:17:43 PM
Cannes is pronounced [kan] not [kanz]; thread reopened
 
2013-02-25 04:17:44 PM

airsupport: Nice tits are not an accomplishment unless they're fake and you had them installed.


That's a viewpoint I have never seen expressed.
 
2013-02-25 04:18:53 PM

imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-25 04:22:00 PM

airsupport: Nice tits are not an accomplishment unless they're fake and you had them installed.


I think a hot girl not getting fake tits is quite an accomplishment these days.
 
2013-02-25 04:22:34 PM
It's Cougar time!!!!!
 
2013-02-25 04:34:18 PM
We saw your boobs.
 
2013-02-25 04:36:52 PM

imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.


I feel the exact opposite. Even at her age, she's my #1. I think her confidence and commitment to physicality. She can't hide it
 
2013-02-25 04:45:36 PM
Got damn.
 
2013-02-25 04:50:40 PM

imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.


www.demoties.com

www.myspacelayoutsupport.com

cache.gawker.com
 
2013-02-25 04:58:21 PM
She had sex with a Seal so you may have a shot.
 
2013-02-25 05:00:21 PM

airsupport: Attractiveness is not an accomplishment


Edited for tact.

Also, I have heard this sentiment expressed far more elegantly as "If you're attractive and young, you really can't take credit for it. But if you're middle age and older and you are attractive, you can take credit."  But the real quote is far better than my fawlty recollection.
 
2013-02-25 05:01:40 PM

imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.


i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 05:13:05 PM
Most assuredly, I can fap to that.
 
2013-02-25 05:21:14 PM

brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.


Smart and funny. Double double.
 
2013-02-25 05:32:50 PM
I still can't decide who's the more shameless idiot in this photo.
blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-02-25 05:34:43 PM
She's got another one or two years to do this before she enters that "Nana put your shirt on" phase where Madonna lives.
 
2013-02-25 05:36:54 PM

Rubber Biscuit: She's got another one or two years to do this before she enters that "Nana put your shirt on" phase where Madonna lives.


This is the first picture I've seen where I thought we might be approaching the expiration date.
 
2013-02-25 05:43:50 PM

uncleacid: She had sex with a Seal so you may have a shot.


Yup, all you need is a penis the size of a Louisville Slugger.
 
2013-02-25 05:59:48 PM

brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 06:12:13 PM
looks like she blew a seal..

/oh no thats just an icecream bar
 
2013-02-25 06:13:10 PM

brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.


Bravo, good Sir.  Bravo indeed!
 
2013-02-25 06:31:54 PM
Whenever I. Think of Heidi, l think og the penguin blew a seal joke.
 
2013-02-25 06:32:42 PM
Except it isn't ice cream.
 
2013-02-25 06:36:28 PM

brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.


Magnifico.
 
2013-02-25 06:39:56 PM
Me gusta.
 
2013-02-25 06:48:20 PM

imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.


It's a Eurotrash thing on her. Something vaguely creepy. Somers is just retarded acting.
 
2013-02-25 07:02:28 PM

REO-Weedwagon: I still can't decide who's the more shameless idiot in this photo.
[blog.zap2it.com image 315x351]


I can.
 
2013-02-25 07:04:08 PM
I'd view those awards anytime.
 
2013-02-25 07:04:44 PM

MFAWG: It's a Eurotrash thing on her. Something vaguely creepy.


She looks like she would fit right into this group.
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-25 07:14:30 PM

farbekrieg: looks like she blew a seal..

/oh no thats just an icecream bar


"It's just beer foam, man , beer foam!!"
 
2013-02-25 07:19:04 PM
Did anyone see this dress?

i.huffpost.com

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-25 07:21:02 PM

tagkc: Did anyone see this dress?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]


No, and I still haven't.

/had you asked about that delicious rack, I'd have a different answer ranging between a solemn nod and a full-on "AAAA-WOOOOOOGAAAAA!!!!" with steam shooting out of my ears
 
2013-02-25 07:22:54 PM

airsupport: Nice tits are not an accomplishment unless they're fake and you had them installed.


imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...

She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...

Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.


Is it opposite day on Fark?!  I don't even know how to mock these posts appropriately!
 
2013-02-25 07:26:59 PM

I would club a Seal just to have the chance to invade Heidi's German bunker.


/Teutonic Twat


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-25 07:29:37 PM
Seal must be kicking himself in the balls right now.

/Divorce has a tendency to make the woman hotter than when she was married
//Then again...one man's trash
 
2013-02-25 07:49:47 PM

tagkc: Did anyone see this dress?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]

[i.huffpost.com image 570x857]


There's a lot to be said about subtlety. Charlize Theron killed it without looking like she attacked a high-end hooker and stole her clothes. Don't get me wrong. She can show me the goods anytime she wants.

thefashion-court.com
 
2013-02-25 07:50:57 PM

LegacyDL: Seal must be kicking himself in the balls right now.

/Divorce has a tendency to make the woman hotter than when she was married
//Then again...one man's trash


Spoken like someone who's never actually been married. Just because a woman's hot (if one can actually call her hot) doesn't mean you're not glad to be rid of her.
 
2013-02-25 07:57:21 PM
Slap some pants on her and she looks like she is joining a boy band.

I hope she did that to her hair for a movie.

/no excuse
 
2013-02-25 08:05:49 PM
Charlize Theron KILLED it. SO beautiful, so classy.
 
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