brap: I've heard them called Cannes and Golden Globes, but never Oscars.
oldfarthenry: Nice plums, Klum.
airsupport: Nice tits are not an accomplishment unless they're fake and you had them installed.
imfallen_angel: I insist that this is no studman post, but seriously, I've never seen what appeal she's supposed to have...She has all the female parts that should make her attractive, but somehow, she creeps me out and manages to be unattractive...Like Susan Summer... these women have an aura about them that just repulses me.
airsupport: Attractiveness is not an accomplishment
Rubber Biscuit: She's got another one or two years to do this before she enters that "Nana put your shirt on" phase where Madonna lives.
uncleacid: She had sex with a Seal so you may have a shot.
REO-Weedwagon: I still can't decide who's the more shameless idiot in this photo.[blog.zap2it.com image 315x351]
MFAWG: It's a Eurotrash thing on her. Something vaguely creepy.
farbekrieg: looks like she blew a seal../oh no thats just an icecream bar
tagkc: Did anyone see this dress?[i.huffpost.com image 570x857][i.huffpost.com image 570x857]
I would club a Seal just to have the chance to invade Heidi's German bunker.
LegacyDL: Seal must be kicking himself in the balls right now./Divorce has a tendency to make the woman hotter than when she was married//Then again...one man's trash
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