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(Bleacher Report)   Will Brock Lesnar save Paul Heyman from a Vince McMahon beating? Is the Undertaker really back? Who will make fun of Glenn Beck? Will #weedthepeople trend worldwide? Find out tonight on RAW, 8pm est   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 2211
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2013-02-25 01:37:28 PM  
Well, since Beck rejected the WWE's invitation, I'd love to see Zeb come out there and rail on Beck - call him a traitor to the cause and a no-talent clown.  Throw Rush in there too for extra lulz.

The explosions that will occur on their shows will be epic.
 
2013-02-25 01:38:30 PM  
oh, and the internet rumor mill says that after Beck's snarky rejection, Stephanie McMahon has personally ordered a near total rewrite of the show.

This could get very interesting indeed.  XD
 
2013-02-25 02:10:59 PM  
Yeah, they have gone full psycho girlfriend on Myspace, and are taking this personal, and expect to see a midget version of Beck make his way on Raw, and cry in the ring.

oh, and *GONG*
 
2013-02-25 03:11:27 PM  
alright, good to know we are green.
 
2013-02-25 03:18:39 PM  
Aww just after I submit one, I see one is already green.
 
2013-02-25 03:36:31 PM  
Glad we got a green, though I liked my first headline way better.

/because I got hiiiigh
 
2013-02-25 03:47:12 PM  
Headline needs a bit more work
 
2013-02-25 03:56:06 PM  
Who cares? What's really important is how they plan to book the Cena-Punk match to put both of them into the main event. Double-pinfall? Punk wins with help from The Shield so McMahon orders a triple threat?

Best case scenario: Punk beats Rock for the title at WM, Ziggler gets put into the match with Del Rio and wins the WHC, then cashes in his MITB against Punk with a stipulation that both belts are on the line, then Punk wins clean and unifies the belts.

Or not. Hell, I don't know.
 
2013-02-25 03:56:51 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: oh, and the internet rumor mill says that after Beck's snarky rejection, Stephanie McMahon has personally ordered a near total rewrite of the show.

This could get very interesting indeed.  XD


A last minute complete rewrite of the show probably won't look any worse than a typical show.
 
2013-02-25 04:00:10 PM  

cman: Headline needs a bit more work


I tried to be creative with my first entry, but got red-lit.  so, I went with the more traditional method.  :)
 
2013-02-25 04:13:08 PM  
Will Brock Lesnar save Paul Heyman from a Vince McMahon beating?
Yes.

Is the Undertaker really back?
No.

Who will make fun of Glenn Beck?
Zeb with help from Beckswoggle.

Will #weedthepeople trend worldwide?
I hope so.

Find out tonight on RAW, 8pm est
Okie-dokie.
 
2013-02-25 04:17:47 PM  
Already was trending the day the story broke, a few times in fact, lol.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: oh, and the internet rumor mill says that after Beck's snarky rejection, Stephanie McMahon has personally ordered a near total rewrite of the show.

This could get very interesting indeed.  XD


Oh, super, hahaha...great news.
 
2013-02-25 04:22:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: oh, and the internet rumor mill says that after Beck's snarky rejection, Stephanie McMahon has personally ordered a near total rewrite of the show.

This could get very interesting indeed.  XD


Oh yeah, I heard that at 12:30 am on Saturday(?) they were still doing the rewrite. Makes me wonder if writers forced into overtime are more or less vindictive than a McMahon.
 
2013-02-25 04:32:47 PM  
I thought all RAW live shows were constantly in rewrite...practically until it's over.  So, rewriting to start the de-push of Thwagger, since Beck wouldn't take the bait?  Nah, there's still some life in that.  I don't see the push lasting long though.
 
2013-02-25 04:33:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Well, since Beck rejected the WWE's invitation, I'd love to see Zeb come out there and rail on Beck - call him a traitor to the cause and a no-talent clown.  Throw Rush in there too for extra lulz.

The explosions that will occur on their shows will be epic.


OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLE A SEOHPLEASE...

I'd WATCH Raw if that happened....

That's right Vince, I'd watch Raw tonight if you trolled Beck in that fashion.

/doitf****t.jpg
 
2013-02-25 04:34:19 PM  
Likely going to miss Raw tonight, however I'm hoping there are copious amounts of Glenn Beck trolls and Taker appearing in the ring (hopefully to face Punk)
 
2013-02-25 04:42:20 PM  

FinFangFark: Yeah, they have gone full psycho girlfriend on Myspace, and are taking this personal, and expect to see a midget version of Beck make his way on Raw, and cry in the ring.

oh, and *GONG*


I thought you had to be in a band to still be on Myspace? lulz

The "Beckswoggle" thing would be funny but I can live without them having to get some overly political jerkbag involved. Zeb and Twagger don't really need the help, well Zeb doesn't anyway.

And if Taker does not show up tonight I will... uh, whatever the opposite of marking out is! Yea that!
 
2013-02-25 04:47:28 PM  
I'm confused why this is under the Sports tab.

If anywhere, it belong under Entertainment.
 
2013-02-25 04:48:22 PM  
Also, do I need to watch Friday's Smackdown before tonight's RAW?
 
2013-02-25 04:51:56 PM  

madgonad: I'm confused why this is under the Sports tab.


because fark you, that's why.
 
2013-02-25 04:52:01 PM  

The Downfall: Also, do I need to watch Friday's Smackdown before tonight's RAW?


Nope, Smackdown doesn't really matter at this point, lol.
 
2013-02-25 04:58:44 PM  
But what was Glenn Beck doing with his girlfriend "Katie Vick" in 1990?  Has anyone asked Kane?
 
2013-02-25 04:59:14 PM  

madgonad: I'm confused why this is under the Sports tab.

If anywhere, it belong under Entertainment.


ItsStillRealToMeDammit.jpg
 
2013-02-25 04:59:50 PM  

ShiningWizard: FinFangFark: Yeah, they have gone full psycho girlfriend on Myspace, and are taking this personal, and expect to see a midget version of Beck make his way on Raw, and cry in the ring.

oh, and *GONG*

I thought you had to be in a band to still be on Myspace? lulz

The "Beckswoggle" thing would be funny but I can live without them having to get some overly political jerkbag involved. Zeb and Twagger don't really need the help, well Zeb doesn't anyway.

And if Taker does not show up tonight I will... uh, whatever the opposite of marking out is! Yea that!


Farking out?
 
2013-02-25 05:04:00 PM  
Sit down, marks!
 
2013-02-25 05:19:49 PM  

madgonad: I'm confused why this is under the Sports tab.

If anywhere, it belong under Entertainment.


I'm confused as to why you're confused.

And what yelmrog said.
 
2013-02-25 05:26:06 PM  
[REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.


[REDACTED MODE]
 
2013-02-25 05:28:28 PM  

madgonad: I'm confused why this is under the Sports tab.

If anywhere, it belong under Entertainment.


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-25 05:29:42 PM  

Dougie AXP: [REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.

[REDACTED MODE]


Come on back fulltime Dougie, we'll let you wear the lite-brite jacket even
 
2013-02-25 05:35:10 PM  
I have to take my son to swimming tonight so i wont be around until after 830.  Can't wait to see Uncle Fester-taker
 
2013-02-25 05:39:34 PM  

eagles95: I have to take my son to swimming tonight so i wont be around until after 830.  Can't wait to see Uncle Fester-taker


Based on the pictures from the weekend I'd prefer if he took this year off to get back into shape, grow the hair back out, and build up a huge match over a long period.

At this point it feels forced and will likely be sloppy in execution

And yes I'll still watch dammit
 
2013-02-25 05:39:47 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: [REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.

[REDACTED MODE]

Come on back fulltime Dougie, we'll let you wear the lite-brite jacket even


[REDACTED MODE]

ONLY IF I GET TO SEE SOME SHININGWIZARD GOODIES

[/REDACTED MODE]
 
2013-02-25 05:42:50 PM  

Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: [REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.

[REDACTED MODE]

Come on back fulltime Dougie, we'll let you wear the lite-brite jacket even

[REDACTED MODE]

ONLY IF I GET TO SEE SOME SHININGWIZARD GOODIES

[/REDACTED MODE]


I miss [Redacted]. In my early days of coming to the thread, Dougie and [Redacted] were the two that made me laugh the most.
 
2013-02-25 05:48:10 PM  

tbaughm: Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: [REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.

[REDACTED MODE]

Come on back fulltime Dougie, we'll let you wear the lite-brite jacket even

[REDACTED MODE]

ONLY IF I GET TO SEE SOME SHININGWIZARD GOODIES

[/REDACTED MODE]

I miss [Redacted]. In my early days of coming to the thread, Dougie and [Redacted] were the two that made me laugh the most.


I remember that one Wrestlemania when Dougie was celebrating in the thread by himself while confetti rained down on him alone and a floating title.

/Good times!
 
2013-02-25 05:49:38 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: tbaughm: Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: [REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.

[REDACTED MODE]

Come on back fulltime Dougie, we'll let you wear the lite-brite jacket even

[REDACTED MODE]

ONLY IF I GET TO SEE SOME SHININGWIZARD GOODIES

[/REDACTED MODE]

I miss [Redacted]. In my early days of coming to the thread, Dougie and [Redacted] were the two that made me laugh the most.

I remember that one Wrestlemania when Dougie was celebrating in the thread by himself while confetti rained down on him alone and a floating title.

/Good times!


I'm fairly positive there was a thread right around MitB time last year where I referred to the two of them as Eddie AXP and [Redacted] [Redacted] (maybe it was Smiths Benoit...not sure on the wording)
 
2013-02-25 05:49:44 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: tbaughm: Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: [REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.

[REDACTED MODE]

Come on back fulltime Dougie, we'll let you wear the lite-brite jacket even

[REDACTED MODE]

ONLY IF I GET TO SEE SOME SHININGWIZARD GOODIES

[/REDACTED MODE]

I miss [Redacted]. In my early days of coming to the thread, Dougie and [Redacted] were the two that made me laugh the most.

I remember that one Wrestlemania when Dougie was celebrating in the thread by himself while confetti rained down on him alone and a floating title.

/Good times!


YES! I AM THE EDDIE GUERRERO OF THE fWc
 
2013-02-25 05:52:12 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: oh, and the internet rumor mill says that after Beck's snarky rejection, Stephanie McMahon has personally ordered a near total rewrite of the show.

This could get very interesting indeed.  XD


Rewrite is to get 7 Donald Trump is in the Hall of Fame promo's ready.
 
2013-02-25 05:52:21 PM  

Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: tbaughm: Dougie AXP: Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: [REDACTED MODE]

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB

FARKING MARKS.

[REDACTED MODE]

Come on back fulltime Dougie, we'll let you wear the lite-brite jacket even

[REDACTED MODE]

ONLY IF I GET TO SEE SOME SHININGWIZARD GOODIES

[/REDACTED MODE]

I miss [Redacted]. In my early days of coming to the thread, Dougie and [Redacted] were the two that made me laugh the most.

I remember that one Wrestlemania when Dougie was celebrating in the thread by himself while confetti rained down on him alone and a floating title.

/Good times!

YES! I AM THE EDDIE GUERRERO OF THE fWc


you're a dead mexican?
 
2013-02-25 05:53:17 PM  
Anyone remember the thread where I Jericho'ed the whole thread?

good times...good times.
 
2013-02-25 05:54:48 PM  
Well.... Well... Well...

media.tumblr.com

If it isn't time for another WWE Monday Night Raw...

Checking in early, it's YOUR Quintessential Studmuffin...

The_Y2P_ "I've got more fans than Jack Swagger, cause I make all the neo-con chicks stagger, and I'm not the type to be a bragger, but Michelle Malkin knows that I'M the original tea bagger!"...  Problem!

... What can I say?  I dig crazy chicks.
 
2013-02-25 05:59:04 PM  

Dougie AXP: Anyone remember the thread where I Jericho'ed the whole thread?

good times...good times.


OH YEAH BABBY!!!  YEAH!!!
 
2013-02-25 06:02:05 PM  

Dougie AXP: Anyone remember the thread where I Jericho'ed the whole thread?

good times...good times.


Or the threads where you posted 30 AJ pics every 15 minutes.

/Returning like the Undertaker for my Wrestlemania run
 
2013-02-25 06:02:56 PM  
You're not old school unless you remember the ISaid Cena points.  Those were the founded days of the fWc...which was MIB 1 1/2 years ago now.  Wow, how time flies.  Summer of Punk was both the infancy, and WM was the apex.  Then [Redacted] had to go and piss off the mods that were in love with pancake tits.
 
2013-02-25 06:03:18 PM  
media.tumblr.com

YEAH BABY!!! COME ON!!! YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!
 
2013-02-25 06:04:58 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

Let's do this.
 
2013-02-25 06:05:44 PM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 06:05:47 PM  

FinFangFark: You're not old school unless you remember the ISaid Cena points.  Those were the founded days of the fWc...which was MIB 1 1/2 years ago now.  Wow, how time flies.  Summer of Punk was both the infancy, and WM was the apex.  Then [Redacted] had to go and piss off the mods that were in love with pancake tits.


I think I still have the ISaid signal saved on my old laptop in case it's ever needed again.
 
2013-02-25 06:06:54 PM  
my creation the night they were rumored to be selling the shirt.

i10.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 06:08:01 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

JTG IS A MAN BABY YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-02-25 06:10:11 PM  

madgonad: I'm confused why this is under the Sports tab.

If anywhere, it belong under Entertainment.


Hey look! It's that guy!
 
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