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(Huffington Post)   Montana GOP county chairwoman posts picture of a cardboard box trap from a "plot to kidnap the president," with watermelon as bait. But don't you dare call them racist   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 56
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2013-02-25 02:02:18 PM
11 votes:
ISOLATED INCIDENT #2,354.
2013-02-25 02:35:58 PM
8 votes:

Rev.K: Hey Libbos,

You go looking for racism and you'll find it anywhere.

Great smear job. Again.


Ain't that the truth. That could have been a bucket of fried chicken in there, and the libs would still cry racism.
2013-02-25 05:58:03 PM
5 votes:
Come on, GOP.
You don't even know if Kenyans like watermelon like southern Blacks do. You already know what will catch Obama.

img707.imageshack.us
2013-02-25 04:21:18 PM
5 votes:
Fun fact: When you spike watermelon with gin, you make decisions that land you in a walking cast for three months.
2013-02-25 09:06:04 PM
4 votes:
meat0918: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

Hilter.


history disagrees

i453.photobucket.com
2013-02-25 04:28:22 PM
4 votes:
Replace that watermelon with a naked young boy and you've got a trap to catch GOP fundies.
2013-02-25 03:18:15 PM
4 votes:

mrshowrules: Ambivalence: The cat traps are working.

That's catist.


Is that considered a feliney?
2013-02-25 05:40:33 PM
3 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've always been unclear on how an honest to god seedless watermelon would propogate.


They recruit normal watermelons into their sinful lifestyle.
2013-02-25 05:29:05 PM
3 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark out of here. There are three of us??


Huh.  With that many of us here I'm surprised the white flight hasn't kicked in.
2013-02-25 05:25:50 PM
3 votes:

Rann Xerox: gilgigamesh: DROxINxTHExWIND: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

Me. It doesn't have a taste.

/black guy

It's basically 99% water, so it is pretty refreshing on a hot day.  But yeah, I am pretty meh about it compared to other fruit choices.

Now, fried chicken on the other hand....

/The other black guy on Fark


Chicken?  Now you're getting me hungry, and I just ate.

/Another black guy on Fark


Fark out of here. There are three of us??
2013-02-25 04:21:19 PM
3 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: I've always been unclear on how an honest to god seedless watermelon would propogate.


they f*ck
2013-02-25 04:20:58 PM
3 votes:

Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?


Al Quaeda. That's who.
2013-02-25 03:21:49 PM
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: mrshowrules: Ambivalence: The cat traps are working.

That's catist.

Is that considered a feliney?


at minimum purrjury.
2013-02-25 02:30:41 PM
3 votes:
Hey Libbos,

You go looking for racism and you'll find it anywhere.

Great smear job. Again.
2013-02-25 01:40:47 PM
3 votes:
2013-02-25 01:37:56 PM
3 votes:
Oh Big Sky country. You know, racist jokes are a whole lot funnier when you live in the center of a heavily multicultural area where we deal with everyday foibles and ethnic generalities, celebrating differences and laughing at false assumptions, together, as a multicultural community.

When everyone is white, you just look racist.

And when you blame hackers, it makes you look stupid.
2013-02-25 09:03:57 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-25 05:34:57 PM
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark out of here. There are three of us??

Huh.  With that many of us here I'm surprised the white flight hasn't kicked in.



Don't make any sudden moves.  We might scare 'em.
2013-02-25 05:06:18 PM
2 votes:
i1135.photobucket.com

/oblig?
2013-02-25 04:56:51 PM
2 votes:
If you think that's politically incorrect, Gary Larsen might like a word ...

i47.tinypic.com
2013-02-25 04:43:35 PM
2 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

In February, I think EVERYONE dreams of watermelon.


I could drive two miles and buy a small watermelon right now. It's the 21st century.

A non-racist version would take actually knowing something about Obama.

I'd recommend baiting the trap with a Blackberry or Marlboro Reds.
2013-02-25 04:36:04 PM
2 votes:
FlashHarry:

ISOLATED INCIDENT #2,354.


But February is a short month.
2013-02-25 04:13:56 PM
2 votes:

Nabb1: St_Francis_P: Rev.K: Hey Libbos,

You go looking for racism and you'll find it anywhere.

Great smear job. Again.

Ain't that the truth. That could have been a bucket of fried chicken in there, and the libs would still cry racism.

Why not both?

[theheatmag.com image 300x64]

[theheatmag.com image 225x300]

I see it every day on my way to work.  It's in Central City in New Orleans.


Holy crap.  I rarely go uptown, but still, how have I missed that?

10 pc chicken for 6.95?  AND watermelon punch to wash it down?  Stereotypes shmereotypes; shut up and take my money.
2013-02-25 03:53:37 PM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-25 03:13:46 PM
2 votes:

Nabb1: St_Francis_P: Rev.K: Hey Libbos,

You go looking for racism and you'll find it anywhere.

Great smear job. Again.

Ain't that the truth. That could have been a bucket of fried chicken in there, and the libs would still cry racism.

Why not both?

[theheatmag.com image 300x64]

[theheatmag.com image 225x300]

I see it every day on my way to work.  It's in Central City in New Orleans.


I wonder if black hipsters eat there ironically?
2013-02-25 03:12:49 PM
2 votes:

Ambivalence: The cat traps are working.


That's catist.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 02:02:00 PM
2 votes:
Racism is over.  Never happened.

Nothing racist about that.  It was just a random fruit.  No connection to racism there at all.  It could have easily have been a kiwi fruit and the meaning would be the same.
2013-02-25 01:50:48 PM
2 votes:
Who doesn't like watermelon?
2013-02-26 12:27:48 AM
1 votes:
you libs are the real racists for understanding that it's racist cuz we didn't even know until you told us
2013-02-25 07:40:05 PM
1 votes:

Truther: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

honestly, this.

But Subby, saying all Republicans are racist (headline certainly infers this) because of this person's idiotic statement is like saying that all Muslims want to behead infidels.

Just ain't right to lump whole groups of people together cause of the actions of one or a few.


So...all generalizations are false?
2013-02-25 07:10:28 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark out of here. There are three of us??

Huh.  With that many of us here I'm surprised the white flight hasn't kicked in.


I can feel the property values of my pixels lowering already.
2013-02-25 05:55:42 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Jackson Herring: so what you are saying is they f*ck

Only because their parents have forbidden them to marry and they can't elope.


That pun's a honey. Do you have any more?
2013-02-25 05:31:56 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Rann Xerox: gilgigamesh: DROxINxTHExWIND: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

Me. It doesn't have a taste.

/black guy

It's basically 99% water, so it is pretty refreshing on a hot day.  But yeah, I am pretty meh about it compared to other fruit choices.

Now, fried chicken on the other hand....

/The other black guy on Fark


Chicken?  Now you're getting me hungry, and I just ate.

/Another black guy on Fark

Fark out of here. There are three of us??



Let's be like Be'Be's kids:  We don't die...... WE MULTIPLY! :-)
2013-02-25 05:15:38 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

Me. It doesn't have a taste.

/black guy


It's basically 99% water, so it is pretty refreshing on a hot day.  But yeah, I am pretty meh about it compared to other fruit choices.

Now, fried chicken on the other hand....

/The other black guy on Fark
2013-02-25 05:08:59 PM
1 votes:

what_now: I do not remember saying that


Too much off-brand watermelon flavored gin.
2013-02-25 05:07:54 PM
1 votes:

mark.jms: /I have you favorited as: "Oh god how did this black man get here I am not good with representational democracy! "


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I do not remember saying that, but I am incredibly proud of it.
2013-02-25 05:02:44 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Lionel Mandrake: Those sneaky liberals...they've got their plants everywhere!

This is a racism thread.  You're looking for the legalization thread.



i159.photobucket.com
2013-02-25 05:01:16 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Jackson Herring: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've always been unclear on how an honest to god seedless watermelon would propogate.

Seedless watermelons can't be propagated.  They are a hybrid of normal diploid (2n) and Colchicine treated polyploid (4n) parents.  The triploid (3n) seedless plant can be pollinated by a (2n) plant to produce fruit, but ova don't develop inside the translucent seed hulls.

In order to get seedless watermelons, we have to continue growing the seeded kind and cross pollinating (and forced mutating) them each generation.  There isn't an independent strain of seedless watermelons.

HTH

so what you are saying is they f*ck

[i105.photobucket.com image 430x242]
and poops

Christ... you guys have the weirdest kinks.

Pumpkins and sheep, man, pumpkins and sheep.

/NSFW and in Italian


I'm thinking not so much at work, definitely not so much.
Though I'm laughing in my head at the picture of a farmer pushing a pumpkin towards a cliff waiting for it to push back and then going over with it.
2013-02-25 04:56:23 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Those sneaky liberals...they've got their plants everywhere!


This is a racism thread.  You're looking for the legalization thread.
2013-02-25 04:54:31 PM
1 votes:
______________________
WELCOME TO THE GOP
days without a racist comment: 0
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2013-02-25 04:52:14 PM
1 votes:

hugram: wademh: FlashHarry:

ISOLATED INCIDENT #2,354.

But February is a short month.

I'm aware that February was chosen to be Black History Month mainly due to the birthdays of Abe Lincoln and Frederick Douglass, but could my tin foil hat analysis be that it is due to been the shortest month?


3.bp.blogspot.com

"And the coldest, just in case we wanted to have a parade!"
2013-02-25 04:51:58 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

In all honesty, I farking HATE watermelon. The flavor, the smell, everything.


You will be one of the first sent to the showers when my regime takes over.
2013-02-25 04:48:46 PM
1 votes:

wademh: FlashHarry:

ISOLATED INCIDENT #2,354.

But February is a short month.


I'm aware that February was chosen to be Black History Month mainly due to the birthdays of Abe Lincoln and Frederick Douglass, but could my tin foil hat analysis be that it is due to been the shortest month?
2013-02-25 04:46:12 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: so what you are saying is they f*ck


Only because their parents have forbidden them to marry and they can't elope.
2013-02-25 04:42:07 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've always been unclear on how an honest to god seedless watermelon would propogate.

Seedless watermelons can't be propagated.  They are a hybrid of normal diploid (2n) and Colchicine treated polyploid (4n) parents.  The triploid (3n) seedless plant can be pollinated by a (2n) plant to produce fruit, but ova don't develop inside the translucent seed hulls.

In order to get seedless watermelons, we have to continue growing the seeded kind and cross pollinating (and forced mutating) them each generation.  There isn't an independent strain of seedless watermelons.

HTH


so what you are saying is they f*ck
2013-02-25 04:39:46 PM
1 votes:
i1123.photobucket.com
2013-02-25 04:39:14 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: ISOLATED INCIDENT #2,354,655,438.


You're missing a few digits there, buddy.  Let me fix that for you.
2013-02-25 04:30:19 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Uchiha_Cycliste: I've always been unclear on how an honest to god seedless watermelon would propogate.

they f*ck


my word! They don't do it in my water do they?
2013-02-25 04:26:30 PM
1 votes:
Has anyone talked about how the actual racism is in pointing out racism?
2013-02-25 04:22:21 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Fun fact: When you spike watermelon with gin, you make decisions that land you in a walking cast for three months.


did you actually like pour a bottle of gin into a watermelon?

we did that at a house party once, and my sister's dog ended up eating most of it
2013-02-25 04:07:14 PM
1 votes:

quatchi: Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?

I lurve me some watermelon.

One of the best parts of being a white guy is being able to enjoy fried chicken or watermelon in public without worrying about whether I'm perpetuating some sort of stereotype.


Reminds me a bit of one of Wanda Sykes' routines.  (Language NSFW)

"I hope Obama gets a second term. Then I'll go to Popeye's."
2013-02-25 03:54:04 PM
1 votes:

Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?


I lurve me some watermelon.

One of the best parts of being a white guy is being able to enjoy fried chicken or watermelon in public without worrying about whether I'm perpetuating some sort of stereotype.
2013-02-25 02:55:48 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Nabb1: St_Francis_P: Rev.K: Hey Libbos,

You go looking for racism and you'll find it anywhere.

Great smear job. Again.

Ain't that the truth. That could have been a bucket of fried chicken in there, and the libs would still cry racism.

Why not both?

[theheatmag.com image 300x64]

[theheatmag.com image 225x300]

I see it every day on my way to work.  It's in Central City in New Orleans.

You figure she also needed fried chicken to do the job right?


That's not where I was going with that, no.
2013-02-25 02:52:41 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: St_Francis_P: Rev.K: Hey Libbos,

You go looking for racism and you'll find it anywhere.

Great smear job. Again.

Ain't that the truth. That could have been a bucket of fried chicken in there, and the libs would still cry racism.

Why not both?

[theheatmag.com image 300x64]

[theheatmag.com image 225x300]

I see it every day on my way to work.  It's in Central City in New Orleans.


You figure she also needed fried chicken to do the job right?
2013-02-25 02:44:06 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Rev.K: Hey Libbos,

You go looking for racism and you'll find it anywhere.

Great smear job. Again.

Ain't that the truth. That could have been a bucket of fried chicken in there, and the libs would still cry racism.


Why not both?

theheatmag.com

theheatmag.com

I see it every day on my way to work.  It's in Central City in New Orleans.
2013-02-25 01:56:20 PM
1 votes:

Honest Bender: Who doesn't like watermelon?


Especially American Presidents. Ever since our nation was founded, when Americans think of the President, they think watermelon.
 
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