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(Some Guy)   FDA: "Your products are drugs and therefore they may not legally be marketed without an approved new drug application." Are they talking about: A: Hemp? B: Untested medicine? or C: Walnuts?   (worldtruth.tv) divider line 20
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2013-02-25 12:13:44 PM
7 votes:
The first two posts seem to have covered the subject nicely. Subby must work for Big Walnut.
2013-02-25 03:40:28 PM
6 votes:

loki see loki do: WinoRhino: loki see loki do: Model 8 motherfarking sixteen, yo.

Is that the one with the attractive wooden base?

Damn straight.


Here's the thing with that particular model. One Christmas Eve I'm drinking martinis, I'm cracking nuts, smoking a little of the haze, right? I start to bug out a bit. The Christmas tree starts growing, I'm shrinking and all these army mice come out of nowhere led by this, like, mouse king I guess. At that point I'm calling at the ol' model 816 to help me out, right? Nutcrackers are supposed to fight this shiat off. But no. He's all "Look, I have an attractive wooden base!" Not legs, mind you, like a proper nutcracker. No bayonet. No intimidating red uniform. He's just wagging his wooden handle like a scared puppy. I had to fight off the mice creatures with a goddamned sword swizzle stick, and it was a biatch to get that olive off first. I finish off the mouse king, suffer a few bites, possibly rabies, all while the 816 just apologizes and offers me a goddamned filbert. fark the model 816 and its attractive wooden base. I regifted that biatch the next morning.
2013-02-25 02:34:35 PM
5 votes:
Hmm.  Worldtruth.tv.  So what other major bombshells has this website exposed?


"Ten facts that prove Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax".
"Chemtrail flu: Have you got it yet?"
"The vaccine hoax is over"

Yeah, I'm gonna go with "Your Blog Sucks" for $500, Alex.
2013-02-25 03:20:05 PM
3 votes:
gossipsucker.com
2013-02-25 02:33:48 PM
3 votes:
You gotta problem with Walnuts...?

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-25 12:24:12 PM
3 votes:
The agency even threatened Diamond with "seizure" if it failed to comply.

Don't take my nuts, man!
2013-02-25 03:23:47 PM
2 votes:
www.reednutcracker.com
In other nut news, my coworker came in with oneof these babies today.
Farker will bust a farking nut, i'm telling you.
Model 8 motherfarking sixteen, yo.
2013-02-25 01:51:56 PM
2 votes:
I have major stock holdings in junk food/beverage companies, fast food chains, pharmaceutical companies, healthcare corporations, and funeral homes, and I just want to say...

THANKS FDA!
2013-02-25 07:53:45 PM
1 votes:

rumpelstiltskin: fark you, marketers. There's nothing stupid about this particular law. Go think of some other way to sell your walnuts.




No!

I call for a war on walnuts!

If we can save just one child.
2013-02-25 03:53:48 PM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: loki see loki do: WinoRhino: loki see loki do: Model 8 motherfarking sixteen, yo.

Is that the one with the attractive wooden base?

Damn straight.

Here's the thing with that particular model. One Christmas Eve I'm drinking martinis, I'm cracking nuts, smoking a little of the haze, right? I start to bug out a bit. The Christmas tree starts growing, I'm shrinking and all these army mice come out of nowhere led by this, like, mouse king I guess. At that point I'm calling at the ol' model 816 to help me out, right? Nutcrackers are supposed to fight this shiat off. But no. He's all "Look, I have an attractive wooden base!" Not legs, mind you, like a proper nutcracker. No bayonet. No intimidating red uniform. He's just wagging his wooden handle like a scared puppy. I had to fight off the mice creatures with a goddamned sword swizzle stick, and it was a biatch to get that olive off first. I finish off the mouse king, suffer a few bites, possibly rabies, all while the 816 just apologizes and offers me a goddamned filbert. fark the model 816 and its attractive wooden base. I regifted that biatch the next morning.


You must have been trippin balls, holmes, cause the 8 motherfarking 16 has your back. Remeber, this is the ROCKET 816, and if you do not avail yourself of its formidable leverage, which is capable of exerting metric farkloads of gleaming alloy crunch death on invading mousies, all you need to do is unscrew the bustanut reciever and the Rocket 8 mousestomping 16 can turn a standard pecan or brazil nut into a high velocity shrapnel hail .

You'll rue that regifting, bub.
2013-02-25 03:29:58 PM
1 votes:
Not sure if they are drugs, but I am sure walnuts are alien...

www.freepresshouston.com
2013-02-25 03:29:19 PM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: loki see loki do: Model 8 motherfarking sixteen, yo.

Is that the one with the attractive wooden base?


Damn straight.
2013-02-25 03:26:09 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: The first two posts seem to have covered the subject nicely. Subby must work for Big Walnut.


Why should 0bummer's jackbooted FDA have the authority to decide what is a valid claim of medical benefit?

I was once a doubter too, until I heard an ad for IncomeAtHome.com on the Sean Hannity radio show.  I signed up for some extra pocket money, but now I make so much from selling healthy, all-natural, organic foods and supplements that I was able to quit my dead-end, boring job.

Can 0bongo claim that he's made a small business that has helped people cure their diabetes, asthma, irritable bowl syndrome, and even cancer?  NO!!!  So instead he tries to stop me from trying to tell people about the many wonderful products made by Herbal-  um....

If you would like to know more, send me an email at justan­ordi­na­r­ymo­m­worki­n­g­fr­omho­me196­9­[nospam-﹫-backwards]L­O­A­*co­m and I'll tell you how you can potentially earn significant income, right from home.  Mention "Sean Hannity" and I'll even give you a 10% discount on your registration fee.
2013-02-25 03:24:16 PM
1 votes:
af11.files.wordpress.com
Illegal? Get the fark outta here.
2013-02-25 03:20:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Walnut farming, eh? This guy just opened up his first pecan farm. Cleared a cool million without planting a single pecan.
2013-02-25 03:18:57 PM
1 votes:
Damn, isn't it tough enough being a walnut farmer?
 outside-satan.trailertheater.com
/you smell like canned tamales
2013-02-25 03:17:46 PM
1 votes:
This kind of bureaucratic tyranny sends a strong signal to the food industry not to innovate in a way that informs the public about foods that protect against disease

If by "innovating" you mean "coming up with new marketing BS", then yeah, maybe.
2013-02-25 03:16:37 PM
1 votes:
Walnuts give me the runs.
2013-02-25 02:45:06 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-25 11:36:40 AM
1 votes:
fark you, marketers. There's nothing stupid about this particular law. Go think of some other way to sell your walnuts.
 
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